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Bluestorm83 91 points ago +91 / -0

Fun Fact: To sign into the Walmart site for associates, to see my schedule for tomorrow or call out sick, I need to use a device that I physically brought to work to confirm Two Step Authentification on, and then when I use the device now I need to enter the authenticator code within the 30 second window that it is valid before a new one is generated. I can only do this on my tablet, not on a PC, and my tablet has 0 ethernet ports, 0 USB ports, and the only times it is not in my possession is when it is in my locker at work, or locked in my house when I am at church.

For me to make sure that I go in at 10 tomorrow, and not some earlier time, there is more security than a machine that, for all intents and purposes, controls the fate of the Mortal Realm Itself.

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Wahzuhbee 51 points ago +52 / -1

My WoW authenticator from 2005 had more security measures in it than all of the dominion machines put together.

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Kamalas_Knee_Pad 10 points ago +10 / -0

My cat's breakaway collar is more secure than the dominion machines.

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jbDonuts 15 points ago +15 / -0

If 2020 has taught me anything, it's that almost NOTHING works the way I think it does.

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Margincrew 9 points ago +9 / -0

But it works the way it was intended to

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kek_saved_the_world [S] 8 points ago +9 / -1

THIS

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NavyGuy 7 points ago +7 / -0

If only "the most secure election in history" had 1/10th as much security.

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babskek 3 points ago +3 / -0

^