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shadypollster 194 points ago +195 / -1

Jesus christ Fang Fang is a true patriot, for commie china.

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Slick_Willys_Willy 77 points ago +77 / -0

Talk about taking one for the team

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Rainman 60 points ago +60 / -0

taking one for the team

She literally slept with FAT BASTARD!

I've got more chins than a Chinese phone book!

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Justthetip 22 points ago +22 / -0

More chins then a Chris Christie look in the mirror

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HuskeyG 10 points ago +10 / -0

That poor mirror!

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nonredneck 11 points ago +11 / -0

Fang fang gets a round around

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Wankerton 7 points ago +8 / -1

You have to admit she is good at her job.

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Toobin247 11 points ago +11 / -0

Woods wasn’t kidding when he said “many fingers in the rice bowl” lol

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LorettasKankles 2 points ago +3 / -1

He blocked the Oakland A’s from moving to Fremont. He sold the land to Chinese real estate investors.

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Slick_Willys_Willy 5 points ago +5 / -0

😂😂😂

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Ask_If_Im_A_Cactus 36 points ago +36 / -0

She will make a lovely POW one day

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Wankerton 4 points ago +5 / -1

At this point I bet she would sleep with a guard for a bowl of rice

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True-Grit 7 points ago +7 / -0

More like took the whole team in one.

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Winner2020 36 points ago +37 / -1

I agree. Although my sworn enemy, I know valor when I see it. I'd just take the bullet.

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shadypollster 19 points ago +19 / -0

I would have jumped out a window.

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KarpLykov 27 points ago +27 / -0

Looks like Jaba & Leia

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Maga0351 26 points ago +27 / -1

This is actually a way more terrifying display of their resolve and power than any of their military parades.

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Txpede 10 points ago +10 / -0

Wow. Yes. Definitely work. 🤮

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sgt_richard 89 points ago +89 / -0

GET IN MY BELLY!!!!!!

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Slick_Willys_Willy 13 points ago +13 / -0

lol

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Cali_Republican 3 points ago +3 / -0

^

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RedWhiteBlue15 62 points ago +62 / -0

Feminists are in for a rude awakening if china gets power.

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polk_high_4_td 30 points ago +30 / -0

They'll blame Trump.

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Star_Commander 6 points ago +6 / -0

...All the way to the concentration camps...

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shadypollster 22 points ago +23 / -1

It is getting bad there actually. With women being more valuable due to lower numbers they are playing "queen". So imagine the hell the average chinese guy is going thru trying to compete with 3 other men for one woman.

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Doth 12 points ago +14 / -2

Compete with 3 other men for a woman that's a one

FTFY

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leatherbottom 6 points ago +6 / -0

that's why it's always Chinese guys with the sex pillows and other weird shit.

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shadypollster 7 points ago +7 / -0

Sausage fests turn any 4 into an 8 ready quick🤣

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aaafirefly123 2 points ago +2 / -0

They are gonna have a demographic collapse soon enough.

With so few women, they will never be able to replace the ones that are lost.

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Heckles -1 points ago +1 / -2

Don't have to imagine anything, lol

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Ghost_of_Pinochet 20 points ago +20 / -0

She sure was dedicated haha

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Ghost_of_Pinochet 18 points ago +18 / -0

I’m pretty sure that was a cry in the shower assignment

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DrVSGGEOTUSPhD 1 point ago +1 / -0

Well when the CCP will kill your family if you fail in your mission, and reward you lavishly if you succeed, the motivation is there

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Doth 8 points ago +8 / -0

Why betray your country for #7 yellow gash when you can get a fine hooker to scratch your itch at a very reasonable price an hour away in Nevada.

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Txpede 8 points ago +8 / -0

gag reflex being triggered by a different mechanism here...

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dfponysoldier 4 points ago +4 / -0

Now that’s funny

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grenades_and_ham 43 points ago +43 / -0

Imagine if we had that kind of dedication in the Republican party!

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Sheprecon31 5 points ago +5 / -0

Do recon she gave him a dirty trumpet

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grenades_and_ham 10 points ago +10 / -0

^ True Patriot right here folks!

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Doth 7 points ago +7 / -0

Ugly women need love too.

But they gotta pay.

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Brownwaterboys 5 points ago +5 / -0

no medals of honor are worth that. We'd have to give your dick a dignified burial with full military honors.

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lordvon 3 points ago +3 / -0

cobwebs

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DrVSGGEOTUSPhD 2 points ago +2 / -0

Shelob

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Pepedom 4 points ago +4 / -0

Would you put your dick in Romney or Rubio?

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grenades_and_ham 7 points ago +7 / -0

I'm not a Republican.

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MinneMAGA 9 points ago +9 / -0

They're not Republican either

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Pepedom 5 points ago +5 / -0

Fang isn't a Democrat...she just sleeps with them to get them to do their bidding.

So... would you sleep with them to get them to do our bidding?

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aaafirefly123 1 point ago +1 / -0

Maybe we can open her eyes to the evils of communism and offer her a home here.

Probably not (If she was willing to sleep with that thing for her country, then she must be very loyal)

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Doth 4 points ago +4 / -0

If you're asking if I think they should get fucked, then the answer is yes!

But I'm a married man. If I wanted 2 bitches in my household, I'd bring home Labradors.

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flounder69 32 points ago +32 / -0

As a man, on some level, I kind of feel sorry for the guy, he probably honestly thought she was attracted to him. It must feel like a real gut punch.

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Pepedom 35 points ago +35 / -0

He wouldn't even feel a gut punch.

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fapoo 7 points ago +7 / -0

a kek i needed

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Tejanopede 10 points ago +10 / -0 (edited)

He’s unfazed by gut punches.

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ippwndu 1 point ago +1 / -0

He might have Wyman Manderly level resistance.

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DrVSGGEOTUSPhD 1 point ago +1 / -0

That would be sad for him. I wonder if she got Intel from these guys or is is compromising randos?

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TD_Covfefe_Crusader 10 points ago +10 / -0

Swalwell got this guy's sloppy seconds.

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Southern_Belle 3 points ago +3 / -0

If I were a man and I stuck my pole in that, I would be disgusted with myself.

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Ganath 3 points ago +3 / -0

It’s the only kind of seconds he can leave....

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Probably-Pooping 9 points ago +9 / -0

Bahahahahahahaha!

Damn that’s harsh. Also true.

I don’t have Twitter, but it sure would be nice if Swallwell was spammed with this picture forever.

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QUADBRIX 21 points ago +21 / -0

Fat Bastard's real life inspiration?

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stoic_troll 14 points ago +14 / -0

This guy definitely eats babies.

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Doth 3 points ago +3 / -0

That guy eats as much plankton as the tides can sweep into his baleen.

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flounder69 20 points ago +20 / -0

Why is Fang Fang giving the victory sign? Is that a dog whistle?

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catsfive [S] 23 points ago +25 / -2

It's how many inches

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flounder69 12 points ago +12 / -0

He's probably never seen it.

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PatriotGeneral 15 points ago +17 / -2

Nah, Its an Asian cultural thing. They all do it in all pictures.

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SonomaGA 9 points ago +9 / -0

Yes, in Asian culture ✌🏼 means victory. It’s why Super Mario does it at the end of a stage in SNES Super Mario World :)

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PatriotGeneral 3 points ago +3 / -0

Interesting.. I figured that it appeared across the world with different meanings behind it. Reading into it, it seems like at one point it was victory, but it has been watered down to be a "cute" thing.

https://www.contentedtraveller.com/many-asians-use-v-peace-sign-photographs/

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Liberdade 3 points ago +5 / -2 (edited)

It originated in ancient Europe as a victory sign. POWs would have their index and middle fingers chopped off so they couldn't shoot arrows. It was a victory sign meant to mock the defeated.

Edit: Downvoters go educate yourselves.

Origins A commonly repeated legend claims that the two-fingered salute or V sign derives from a gesture made by longbowmen fighting in the English archers at the Battle of Agincourt (1415) during the Hundred Years' War, but no written historical primary sources support this contention.[24] This origin legend states that English archers believed that those who were captured by the French had their index and middle fingers cut off so that they could no longer operate their longbows, and that the V sign was used by uncaptured and victorious archers in a display of defiance against the French. In conflict with this origin myth, the chronicler Jean de Wavrin, contemporary of the battle of Agincourt, reported that Henry V mentioned in a pre-battle speech that the French were said to be threatening to cut off three fingers (not two) from captured English bowmen.[25][26] Wielding an English longbow is best done with three fingers.[27] Neither Wavrin nor any contemporary author reported the threat was ever carried out after that nor other battles, nor did they report anything concerning a gesture of defiance.[25]

The first unambiguous evidence of the use of the insulting V sign in the United Kingdom dates to 1901, when a worker outside Parkgate ironworks in Rotherham used the gesture (captured on the film) to indicate that he did not like being filmed.[28][29]

Edit 2: Not ancient Europe but past Europe nonetheless

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VirtueVeritas 1 point ago +1 / -0

You're thinking of fuck you. In England the fingers in a V with the palm facing you means fuck you. Her palm is facing out.

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Liberdade 3 points ago +4 / -1 (edited)

The replies here make me facepalm.

First people though that Morocco was in the Middle East. Now people don't know the origin of the victory sign (ancient Europe).

Damn our schools are seriously failing us.

Edit: Downvoters go educate yourselves. Holy shit. Use your brain before you downvote like a commie.

First read about the Magreb and find Morocco:

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maghreb

Now read about the victory sign (wiki):

Origins A commonly repeated legend claims that the two-fingered salute or V sign derives from a gesture made by longbowmen fighting in the English archers at the Battle of Agincourt (1415) during the Hundred Years' War, but no written historical primary sources support this contention.[24] This origin legend states that English archers believed that those who were captured by the French had their index and middle fingers cut off so that they could no longer operate their longbows, and that the V sign was used by uncaptured and victorious archers in a display of defiance against the French. In conflict with this origin myth, the chronicler Jean de Wavrin, contemporary of the battle of Agincourt, reported that Henry V mentioned in a pre-battle speech that the French were said to be threatening to cut off three fingers (not two) from captured English bowmen.[25][26] Wielding an English longbow is best done with three fingers.[27] Neither Wavrin nor any contemporary author reported the threat was ever carried out after that nor other battles, nor did they report anything concerning a gesture of defiance.[25]

The first unambiguous evidence of the use of the insulting V sign in the United Kingdom dates to 1901, when a worker outside Parkgate ironworks in Rotherham used the gesture (captured on the film) to indicate that he did not like being filmed.[28][29]

In any case it's clear, the most commonly known meanings in our culture come from Europe.

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uzi5v2 3 points ago +3 / -0

TwoChinz

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ippwndu 2 points ago +2 / -0

She's pretending she is in a K-Pop video.

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TheRoyalRob 11 points ago +11 / -0

oh.... you're pushing it.... Barr can put it away....

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SpezDispenser 17 points ago +17 / -0

Fang Fang meet Chin Chin.

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You_Aint_Black 6 points ago +6 / -0

LMAO okay this is the winner.

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Ligersrule1 1 point ago +1 / -0

Double Fang, meet Double chin!

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Maui_Boy 13 points ago +13 / -0

Yikes. She probably took his virginity

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GODwins76 6 points ago +6 / -0

greatest day of his life

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Maui_Boy 3 points ago +3 / -0

a fond minute long memory I'm sure

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GODwins76 4 points ago +4 / -0

seconds, I bet you he finished before his pants dropped.

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thudlike 13 points ago +13 / -0

FANG FANG MEETS CHIN CHIN:

https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/420219/

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Luther1521 9 points ago +9 / -0

You have to admire her dedication.

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ContaigeousSuicide 9 points ago +9 / -0

I never thought I would feel bad for a communist spy.

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Junosu 7 points ago +7 / -0

Imagine the smell of those neck ripples....

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Cyphr 12 points ago +12 / -0

However much she got paid... it wasn't enough.

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GODwins76 6 points ago +6 / -0

2 bowls rice

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Junosu 4 points ago +4 / -0

She is still washing her hands in a dark bathroom hoping the smell will go away.

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Southern_Belle 1 point ago +1 / -0

Payments to her were posted.

She's a cheap whore.

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ohamitired 1 point ago +1 / -0

Jebus man.

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Junosu 1 point ago +1 / -0

He looks something like Jabba the Hut from Star Wars.

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DeadOverRed 7 points ago +7 / -0

English not good. Thought you say, "Take ton for the team."

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GuessWhat 6 points ago +6 / -0

Swalwell got sloppy hundredths!

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Forty_Five 5 points ago +5 / -0

I bet that guy was easy to break. Probably a virgin before Fang Fang sucked his mushroom cap.

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Travis_Zamudio 5 points ago +5 / -0

DAAAAAAMN THAT FUCKING BITCH MUST THINK "Fucking Presidenr Xi i fuck man i dont milk fucking american cows" JAJAJAJAJA

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NeilPatrickCarrot 5 points ago +5 / -0

He lost to Lily Mei in 2016. She holds secret meetings with CCP for some reason.

https://patch.com/california/fremont/fremont-mayor-lily-mei-hosts-secret-meeting-chinese-officials

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Butter_and_Meatloaf 5 points ago +5 / -0

The only plus for her is there was a 0% chance of her picking up an STD from any of these trolls.

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Serious 4 points ago +4 / -0

I almost felt bad for a second.

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HighVoltage 4 points ago +4 / -0

Do we have anyone this dedicated on our side?

Nope.

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catsfive [S] 2 points ago +6 / -4

Trump TOTALLY phoning it in on this one

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Trademark 4 points ago +4 / -0

Swalwell got those SLOPPY seconds!

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Pepe_longcockings 4 points ago +4 / -0

She's holding up fingers to indicate the number of hams she found in his belly rolls

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spez_inthe_turdpond 2 points ago +2 / -0

Hahahaa!!

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GODwins76 2 points ago +2 / -0

or inches his benis is

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tdwinner2020 3 points ago +3 / -0

Now do Nadler.

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thesas 3 points ago +3 / -0

Hol e fuk

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Luvs_2_Bop 3 points ago +3 / -0

She jumped on the grenade hard

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Travis_Zamudio 3 points ago +3 / -0

And he like it, fuck that cuck FAGGOT.

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PatriotPepe 3 points ago +3 / -0

Reminds me of Princess Leia and Jabba the Hutt

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learntocode 2 points ago +2 / -0

so fucking rude but so horrifyingly funny

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Dessert4TWO69 2 points ago +2 / -0

No way to take one from that guy. No chance in hell a 1000mg of viagra would get enough blood to micro dick to make it hard.

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bluedevilga 2 points ago +2 / -0

Ulteriorgasm

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Margincrew 2 points ago +2 / -0

Nothing to see here. He has a great personality which attracts all the women.

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5thhorseman 2 points ago +2 / -0

HO-REY MO-REY!

I can't unsee his face. Damn...

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trockr 2 points ago +2 / -0

She kinda looks like the girl Michael Scott marked with permanent marker.

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WanderingStar 2 points ago +2 / -0

Real life Jabba the Hutt.

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DonttrustChina 2 points ago +2 / -0

She took quite a few for the team.

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HighVoltage 2 points ago +2 / -0

In all fairness, he probably can't go for very long, so she didn't spend too much time on him.

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PillarOfWisdom 2 points ago +3 / -1

He is a handsome SOB, that’s for sure. With a chin like that, you know he’s hung like a mule. What else could it be?

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Acid_squirrel 1 point ago +1 / -0

Even if he was, he looks big enough where his fat probably would have enveloped his penis x_x

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Obsid1anWolf 2 points ago +2 / -0

That is a picture demonstrating ownership.

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