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Numaeus 48 points ago +48 / -0

Election changed. Erection remains unchanged.

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deleted 15 points ago +16 / -1
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lockxirup 16 points ago +16 / -0

My dick crawled inside my body

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Numaeus 3 points ago +3 / -0

Or just look at a photo of AOC with them crazy eyes and nasty chompers.

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BigSteve 5 points ago +5 / -0

I bet she knows how to toss your salad though

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Numaeus 3 points ago +3 / -0

She tosses the salad, I'll bring the ranch dressing.

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SomeGuyOnTheInternet 9 points ago +9 / -0

After four hours you are supposed to consult your physician... or your wife.

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Numaeus 1 point ago +1 / -0

What about after four years and asking for four more?