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posted ago by AbsoluteChad ago by AbsoluteChad +2891 / -2

No better time and place to start preparing people for what’s coming and to brief them on what’s already happened.

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TheEnclave89 34 points ago +35 / -1

lol, that would be amazing.

Bide: "...eh, uh, er- cooouuugh, sorry folks... clears throat, um, yo-you know, uh, damn it! The thing"!

Sudden interruption: Emergency broadcast

Trump: "It's me, your favorite president! We won... let the hunt begin!"

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Shitposter69 13 points ago +13 / -0

Where is Hunter?!

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TheEnclave89 4 points ago +4 / -0

Haha, exactly.

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pinchitony 2 points ago +3 / -1

“I just want to say: We won by a LOT”

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TheEnclave89 1 point ago +1 / -0

haha, yeah, "get em' outta there! Joe, it's time to go!"