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DeepDMingDeep 139 points ago +139 / -0

You missed the speech. He recorded it hours ago.

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Khakiclay 130 points ago +130 / -0

Many Jeeps attended

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Shitposter69 52 points ago +52 / -0

Haha, Jeep go HONK HONK

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Levelup 15 points ago +15 / -0

CCP money printers go brr

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Thwok 11 points ago +11 / -0

Wouldn't it be hilarious if that boot of his is concealing a tracking bracelet?

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cptunicorn 11 points ago +12 / -1

id be more surprised if it wasn't.

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Censorddit 10 points ago +10 / -0

Haahahahahh

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LiberalismIsTheVirus 4 points ago +4 / -0

It's sad that they couldn't get anyone real to go. He has to be the worst candidate ever going up against what many would say is the strongest out there.

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Taylor3006 2 points ago +2 / -0

I think that needs to be a meme. Dipshit Biden giving his little speech while horns honk constantly. Then one big airhorn as the Trump train comes across the stage and runs his stupid ass over.

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Khakiclay 2 points ago +2 / -0

CHOO CHOO!!!

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consumptiveballerina 4 points ago +4 / -0

Badif kafcare.

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Censorddit 2 points ago +2 / -0

Ahahahahah

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Censorddit 3 points ago +3 / -0

Haahahahah

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TH750 3 points ago +3 / -0

Came here to say this

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TenScoops 21 points ago +21 / -0

whoever is editing his brain farts has the worst job ever

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helopedes 2 points ago +2 / -0

If you only knew hob bad things really are for the sign-language interpreters.

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TenScoops 1 point ago +1 / -0

F

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Ryoten 32 points ago +33 / -1

What the hell is he doing a speech for?

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atticdweller 18 points ago +19 / -1

Concession or more peace/unity bullshit.

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AsaNisiMAGA 33 points ago +33 / -0

More likely accepting the fraudulent electors votes. It would solidify the fantasies of the traitors and their NPC sheep.

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YDS2016 14 points ago +14 / -0

Sure... call us Nazis and now you want unity? Go F yourself Joe.

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crazyjackel 4 points ago +4 / -0

Hey, it's your friendly local fact checker here: he called you Ugly People, not Nazis. Only I get to call you Nazi. Bye, have a nice day.

Obey.

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Junionthepipeline 2 points ago +2 / -0

Unity is code for I'm having you killed

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TenScoops 2 points ago +2 / -0

unity with communist traitors? yeah right

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PurestEvil 1 point ago +1 / -0

UNITE ON YOUR KNEES, BIGOT

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Darth_Vader 1 point ago +1 / -0

"Unity through letting me get away with stealing the election just this once. We promise we will never do it again after this time, it was a one-time emergency."

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sacrebleu 3 points ago +3 / -0

You know, the THING.

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Brownwaterboys 21 points ago +24 / -3

cant he just be stabbed to death with a katana like what happened to Inejirō Asanuma

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bills_gash 15 points ago +15 / -0

Used a be a time where a man in his situation would do it to himself.

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KiltedTailor 3 points ago +3 / -0

Woud not work for him, he could not remember HOW to do it, or which end to use!

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GnosticAwakening 13 points ago +13 / -0

that was so super based

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Donald_Gear_Solid 8 points ago +8 / -0

Comment of the day.

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Doth 4 points ago +4 / -0

They knew how to handle commies.

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TheHoeAndJoe420 16 points ago +16 / -0

idk i get the vibe it was all done in 2 days in late october/early november.. One day they had the jeep setup.. the next day they had that beat up warehouse fake office.. absolutely no way they keep going back to these places.. It's all propaganda they know what speeches need to be made ahead of time.. Guaranteed itll be in that warehouse and they all look the same

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ApprenticeBossSeason 11 points ago +11 / -0

I had the same impression. There was a brief period of lucidity and the handlers recorded as much as they could.

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Frog_Anne 9 points ago +9 / -0

You're right. They can only give him those strong drugs so many times. They had to do it for the debates, and he needed time before and after to recover. So they dope him to get him to do a bunch of pre-recorded speeches they can drop at the right time.

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TheHoeAndJoe420 12 points ago +12 / -0

Wow I think i was wrong.. This time he seems way different.. He couldn't even talk without coughing.. He seems really sick

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BigHandsome91 5 points ago +5 / -0

Yeah, I was laughing at first but started to feel bad because it was so pathetic. He does not seem to be doing well.

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RexCollumSilvarum 13 points ago +13 / -0

If Traitor Joe is going to make a speech, force him to do it live in front of cameras.

He won't be able to complete a paragraph without a catastrophic slip-up.

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Nowsthetime 9 points ago +9 / -0

Yep. Such a big win and he can't even go live on camera.

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RexCollumSilvarum 1 point ago +1 / -0

That's a great point. "I, Joseph Biden... do solemnly swear... to truinalamovadaprezure..."

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BigHandsome91 2 points ago +2 / -0

He muffed it whether it was recorded or not. It would take days to get a clean cut anyway. No way Sleepy Joe has that kind of stamina.

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Tenspot20 5 points ago +5 / -0

He won't be speaking to me!

"I don't care what this demented faggot has to say."

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cptunicorn 2 points ago +2 / -0

cmon man, he's hilarious

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Former_Libtard 5 points ago +5 / -0

Joe Biden: I’m giving a speech tonight???

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Junionthepipeline 2 points ago +2 / -0

Joe biden: who's joe?

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What_Am_I_Watching 4 points ago +4 / -0

I want trump to use the emergency broadcast system to deputize us

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Guac_bowl 4 points ago +4 / -0

It would definitely boost his ratings. The only way he could pull over 10k viewers! My guess is it would be more like 80m

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cptunicorn 3 points ago +3 / -0

he should have Trump on as a guest; that will get him the views

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MyLittleWitcher 3 points ago +3 / -0

When i see cops blocking gop electors from voting for trump, i highly doubt they would arrest a democrat candidate.

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josiborg 3 points ago +3 / -0

We need a competent DoJ for something like that to happen

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1ValhallaJack 3 points ago +3 / -0

This would make the best Christmas gift ever

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Jimmy_Snuka 2 points ago +2 / -0

He is going to concede 👍🏻

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BigHandsome91 3 points ago +3 / -0

He went ALL IN lol

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Poopyonurface 2 points ago +2 / -0

Omg this is hilarious actually. CNN is reporting one what he is going to say according to excerpts.

https://www.cnn.com/2020/12/14/politics/joe-biden-speech-electoral-college/index.html

“”In this battle for the soul of America, democracy prevailed," Biden will say, according to the excerpts.“

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Poopyonurface 2 points ago +2 / -0

“Time to heal and unify you nazi pieces of shit”

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Bluestorm83 2 points ago +2 / -0

This is a terrible idea.

I'd rather he be arrested during something that people will be watching.

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Poopyonurface 2 points ago +2 / -0

The 10 people watching would be very upset

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russiah 2 points ago +2 / -0

Big guy s untouchable.

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SuperSaiyanPOTUS 2 points ago +2 / -0

nahhhhhhhhhh.

No one will be watching it. Arrest him the next time Trump is around so people can see it go down.

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Porkchop-express 2 points ago +2 / -0

Why nobody watches his speeches

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TangerineShine 2 points ago +2 / -0

I’ve been praying for it all day

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Censorddit 2 points ago +2 / -0

Mememememememe!

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BigCE 2 points ago +2 / -0

I was hoping he was going to get arrested during the debate over the laptop.

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BeauHunter1776 2 points ago +2 / -0

Veins bulging

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dianabrown1 2 points ago +2 / -0

Joe Biden should have been arrested and tried in a military court A LONG TIME AGO.

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Patriot4ever2020plus 2 points ago +2 / -0

Please!

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Khakiclay 1 point ago +1 / -0

Pretty please with a hanging on top!

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henri_derelicte 2 points ago +2 / -0

I’d go with a drone strike. Preferably with the hellfire missiles that slice and dice their intended targets instead of going boom.

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Bramage 2 points ago +2 / -0

what fucking speech. he'd get ready to beg for a pardon from GEOTUS. fucking senile traitorous piece of shit.

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ChinaVirus19 1 point ago +1 / -0

With him being put in front of a firing squad afterwards and a pede volunteering to pull the trigger.

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00buck1200fps 1 point ago +1 / -0

how bout hanged on live tv I would watch that

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M4J0R_CH335E 1 point ago +1 / -0

that would make me so happy.

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Coeus314 1 point ago +1 / -0

It would be fun to see and we all love to see it, but I think it would be a shoot out with the Secret Service. Don't need that happening.

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Winner2020 1 point ago +1 / -0

Arrested? How about sent to a nursing home in NY?

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wernerziegler 1 point ago +1 / -0

Ideally with a swat team dropping in through the ceiling to do it.

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bills_gash 1 point ago +1 / -0

Lol. Nobody wants to actually watch Joe Biden speak. I got a tenner on him just dying en dais.

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elmerecido 1 point ago +1 / -0

Not a good idea. Not public enough, cuz no one watched.

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h203h 1 point ago +2 / -1

should be hung or shot on the spot. the communist filth deserves a bullet to the commie dome

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YourMamma57 1 point ago +1 / -0

Would have been epic

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Timologan0 1 point ago +1 / -0

Me

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helopedes 1 point ago +1 / -0

his viewership topped out at 51k. That's an online-record for old joe.

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MAGACARTA_333 1 point ago +1 / -0

Joe Biden Agrees

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liveinlove 1 point ago +1 / -0

Fuckkkkk commies. Burn in Hell