Reddit shills have been reporting us to the FBI lmao my fucking sides
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REEEEEEE!
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Hello FBI handler if you're watching me. I am non-violent fren who wants you to stop sucking chinese cock and save the republic, k thx.
I second this.
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FBI handler, Please stop Sucking Chinese cock.
I second this.
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I am not violent! But reasonable men will soon become so if the litany of tyrannical edicts and unconstitutional behavior doesn't end by Jan 19, 2021.
By destroying our ability to utilize the soap box, ballot box, and jury box, those who would declare themselves tyrants and enemies of freedom ensure the necessity of the ammo box.
THIS
Do we each get different handlers or are they a shared commodity? How can I send my handler a Christmas gift?
Every time a bell rings a handler gets its wings
Hey FBI agent who got assigned the job of monitoring us 🖕
errrmeeegeeeerdddd the FBI reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
LOL - I almost feel sorry for the poor fucker who has to monitor us for his masters in the J. Edgar Hoover Bldg.
Well, almost. I'm also almost willing to bet he enjoys the fuck out of reading it.
Gotta admit, this would be an entertaining assignment.
Wasn't there a story that people studying 4chan had to be given classes to avoid being redpilled?
Yeah, can't find it off the top of my head, but here's a quote from: https://journals.sagepub.com/doi/full/10.1177/1461444820948803
"Julia Ebner (2020), for example, describes fearing that she was being radicalised while researching the ‘Red Pill Women’ online group."
However, I distinctly remember reading the libbies saying something along the lines of "I had to take workshops to reaffirm my beliefs so I could ignore the redpills and avoid cognitive dissonance and believe in my dogmatic, perfect worldview" regarding studying 4chan specifically. Can't seem to find the link and it's almost bedtime so you're on your own for source-hunting, my man haha
How uch you wnna bet the classes work as good as the diversity training BS?
Yeah, I'd take that job in a heartbeat! Get paid a government salary to do what I already do all day (during downtime at work)
There would have to be reports. There are always reports.
Why would they lurk TDW. Like dont they have anything better to do?
They don’t. They’re unemployed losers
All out of garage pulls.
Imagine being so cucked you drive a community away from your platform but then for some reason you follow that community over to continue getting triggered
Why imagine the OP literally posted a screenshot
Okay, I lol'd
They really don't. Imagine the depraved life they live. They spend it looking for ways to be the victim. Liberals are the most pathetic lifeforms in this planet.
"Reporting poster to the FBI"
No shit, useless FBI being weaponized to a political police.
Those clowns already lurk in here. That's their day-time job.
Karen thinks his reports are doing something. Classic snowflake syndrome, saving the world from their momma's basement.
This is a "cyber criminal" site, remember?
Hello reddit tourists: you will never be a woman. Everyone either mocks or pities you behind your back and thinks you're a grotesque freak. Your parents will bury you under your birth name when you inevitably commit suicide.
Lmfao that last sentence killed me 🤣
Seethe and dilate.
You forgot: they will either cremate you or have a closed-casket ceremony so nobody is forced to pretend like you were beautiful or lovely.
They gave me the same threats on my old .win account. I had to delete said account because the doxxing threats were hitting too close to home
You have to put in false leads to actual leftists.
Don't outright impersonate someone, but leave enough reasonable doubt that low IQ leftists will leap to conclusions.
And make sure you make a post talking about "pretending to be a leftist on your other accounts" to "keep from getting doxxed."
Hook. Line. Sinker.
His username “Jiltedjohn” says everything. 😂
Yep. His wife had sex with an alpha while he was made to watch
I was thinking the same thing. A better choice might have been "myexfucksmagadudes".
I'm almost certain that user is taken. If for no other reason, has to be a nice novelty account.
They probably aren't even actually reporting, They probably think tweeting @FBI counts as reporting, when the FBI has said it doesn't read anything tweeted at it.
Anyone can tip off the FBI. They get shitwads of stuff all the time most of it goes in the trash.
Lately, all of it goes there. Cept of course garage door pull infos.
The funny thing is that a lack of federal investigation into things is the key cause of the emergence of new security situations.
For example, the failure of the FBI or other authorities to investigate MI legislators.
Their biggest failure to date is in not busting BLM and Antifa.
If you're saying 9/11 was bigger, well it depends just you're looking at it. That was a group trying to operate in the dark.
The problem with their failure to apprehend groups like BLM and Antifa is that those are openly extremist pro-crime domestic terrorist groups operating in plain sight with a very blatant disguise as some kind of civil rights movement.
The FBI as far as can be seen has refused to acknowledge this threat nor properly classify it. What is more disturbing is that the FBI apparently acknowledges a terrorist threat from "white supremacy".
If you look at the figures for the FBI claims of a white supremacist threat you'll notice they often fail to take it into proportion of the white population.
Most significantly if you examine the cases that contribute to the count on a case by case basis you realise that the numbers are grossly inflated. Most of them don't meet the criteria for terrorism / white supremacy or carry indefinite motives.
The rate is insignificant.
The real problem that they tend to be referring to when they say they are worried about white supremacist terrorism is not that at all but the backlash from them failing to crack down on black supremacist or far left terrorism, violence at the like. This is a systemic problem of left wing racism in all areas of law enforcement where they are afraid to treat black supremacy equally through fear of being labelled racist because typically racism only really counts if its against black people and it's always racism if something is against black people (some).
In respect to 9/11 you can actually expect a bigger failure regarding Islamic terrorism in the coming years due to fear of being branded islamophobic. You can expect scrutiny of muslims to be severely curtailed while they spend most of their resources chasing down pull down toilet flushes using a rope.
Except when a rope is found
If we start posting pictures of nooses, would the FBI show up at our doors?
"But they're for white governors, I promise!"
FBI agent: "Oh, I'm so sorry I didn't know that. Would you like some help into strengthening the knot? I don't think it will work as it is."
Jiltedjohn sounds like a dude a whore bailed on. He can't even pay for it.
Hi FBI. I hear 99% of the rank and file are swell...I have my doubts. Merry Christmas.
Seems so...the FBI does nothing of consequence when it comes to meeting out justice or protecting our liberties. They are politically correct cowardly shills.
lol, Rent free. 24/7. Also, in case "anyone" is lurking, the FBI is a Chinese organization that needs to be disbanded in Trump's second term. If not tomorrow. They haven't been on America's side for a damn long time.
That cuck can report deez nuts. Absolutely sad that guy has nothing better to do with his life.
We all know the FBI doesn't take credible threats seriously. Yawn.
Truer words were never spoken
So dumb lol
If after all this shit happens I find out I’m NOT on some kind of list, I’ll consider it a major disappointment, like they didn’t even consider me enough of a threat to monitor
Fuck the FBI. From top to bottom, traitors all.
I heard they are all bottoms
THIS is why all of us have to watch out for, and deport, every glowy we see, IMMEDIATELY
They probably just lurk. I should probably wipe everything and get a VPN, but I am trying to get on ALL the lists.
If every list has every patriot, they'll never be able to black bag us all!
"So in this map every gun owner is marked with a red dot."
"Sir, the whole map is red."
"Sheeeooosh I guess we'll leave TX for last? :("
Hey FBI if you are reading this if you violate any of our civil rights we are now allow to sue you individually so I say go for it Mfers !https://globalnewscap.com/supreme-court-rules-people-can-sue-government-agents-for-damages/
The alphabet boys can suck my fucking dick.
Most of em are impervious to facts logic and or reason haha
Mommmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, Cucks using all our bandwidth again. Lol who’s gonna tell him we have jobs and can afford to spread knowledge.
Now if we were discussing garage door pulls they might pay attention.
Hello FBI, those guys at the Donald were making fun of bubba wallace again
How about FBI do their fucking real job instead of standing around playing cockstrokers while waiting on free hookers from Kamaltoe incorporated.
LOL! The FBI is probably overwhelmed with watching patriots at this point! Why bother with little things like a stolen presidential election.
FBI is the chinese knockoff version of the KGB
Like ordering the SS off of wish.
If you arent on "the list" by now your patriotism is officially dispooted
Fucking reddit faggot. Stay on your own fucking board. You didn’t want this there, so we are gone. Fuck you!
Snitches get stiches, bitch...
Rent free
The pinnacle of self-importance.
lmao, what a fucking chode. Imagine wasting your time reading things written by people you hate, to report it to people who hate YOU.
Hey FBI👋
Could you please do your job and prosecute those whom commit this voter fraud that is being uncovered?
I call BS. That person is lying to keep their lies straight.
Remember that even when researchers try to research what red-pilling is, they get red pilled.
If that person lurked on TDW for any considerable period of time, they would be a supporter by now.
What, reporting us to the Federal Bureau of Inadequacy? Haha, ok
You do know fbi actually stands for. Fucking Bunch of Idiots, and this comes from other law enforcement.
My fbi bitch, bring pizza i wanna do a game night
The delusion????!?!?!
I have not seen anyone here on The Donald break any laws, nor incite anyone to break any laws. Of course the left doesn't understand the difference between provincial orders from elected officials and properly ratified legislative law.
for the more we're doing the FBI's job. Why would they want to turn off one of their best friends who saves them the effort?
Hello, FBI? Yes, I'd like a box of fresh krispy kremes and a large black coffee.
Living rent free in these dork's minds.
Oh no we’re skerred! Lmao do they really think we give a shit about the fbi? I mean they’re pretty much a group of Barney fifes with less trigger discipline😂
Glowie: “where do you and your social circle keep all your ammo and guns MAGA buddy?”
Link the thread
Sup fbi bby.
REPORT DEEZ NUTS TO THE FBI, JILTEDCUCK