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posted ago by substantialmajestic ago by substantialmajestic +4909 / -1
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gamingthisandthat 74 points ago +76 / -2

2 TERMS

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Ivleeeg 47 points ago +48 / -1

I support an amendment that allows only Donald trump to run for a 3rd term once we have restored the republic from certain ruin.

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ProphetOfKek 27 points ago +27 / -0

We declare him Trumpus!

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Levelup 9 points ago +10 / -1

For the next term we can switch out Pence for Don Jr. Libs would be crying sweet salty tears in the streets 😂

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standonthewall 11 points ago +11 / -0

Donna Trump identifies as an attack helicopter 🚁 and thus gets 2 more terms as Donpatche Trump.

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standonthewall 3 points ago +3 / -0

Enjoy your free chopper ride!

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enochg1972 2 points ago +2 / -0

Nah, he will have done plenty and be more than deserving of a long and happy retirement while Don Jr. fills the seat in the stead of his father.

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zaowood 12 points ago +12 / -0

2 terms, starting with 2020.

The 2016 one doesn't count, due to DNC/CCP interference.

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Barack-Obama2 6 points ago +7 / -1

2 dicks in my butthole!

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Barron2040 2 points ago +2 / -0

YEEEEHAAAW!!

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deepbake 4 points ago +4 / -0

T2

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covfefe2cups 2 points ago +2 / -0

2 CUPS

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WilliamHRacy 36 points ago +37 / -1

2 genders, 2 terms!

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MustafaJones 16 points ago +16 / -0

And 1 executive order to arrest them all.

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chesswhilehigh 5 points ago +5 / -0

And in the gitmo, bind them.

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HotCarl 22 points ago +23 / -1

2 curved hollow fangs

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JudicialDredd 10 points ago +10 / -0

Fang Fangs

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23zulu 6 points ago +6 / -0

Which inject paralyzing venom.

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Woohan 16 points ago +17 / -1

2 cucks in here downvoting everything

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Woohan 8 points ago +8 / -0

2(000,000,000) REEEEEEES

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TrumpDynastyForever 8 points ago +10 / -2

What up, Salty Army?!

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Woohan 7 points ago +8 / -1

2 gigantic GEOTUS balls of steel

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TheBestTimeline 6 points ago +6 / -0

AND TWO TERMS!!!

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MixedBlacknWhite 5 points ago +5 / -0

So I've been busy working today, what does this all mean currently?

aka: where do we stand/where is it looking like it is headed?

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Anaconda 1 point ago +8 / -7

Means jack shit. Bunch of LARPing and false hope.

All these GOP majority legislatures voted for ONLY Biden electors and certified the election weeks ago.

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trumper1776 2 points ago +2 / -0

fuckin doomer shill. go back to chyna. trump will be your president!

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Magahead420 1 point ago +1 / -0

Wait, we’re not going for a dictatorship?

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MakeALaskaGreatAgain 1 point ago +2 / -1

well the certified electors have no legitimacy either due to massive fraud. It wouldn't take a dictatorship for Pence to claim he has the right to throw them out from the constitution and disregard the electoral college act. Anything is possible at this point after what they have done. Biden will be a dictator if he gets in only the illusion of democracy will continue.

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FuckJoeHiden 3 points ago +4 / -1

Rigged sticky!!

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wartooth6 3 points ago +3 / -0

2² Terms

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wartooth6 1 point ago +1 / -0

I used my mobile keyboard and it worked

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FormerGraveheart 1 point ago +1 / -0

I betcha it's a unicode ^2.

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MissoulaWes1776 3 points ago +4 / -1

and 2....dozen magpuls ready to go.

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LastOfTheMachineElfs 2 points ago +2 / -0

Two scoops, two sets of electors, two testicles in a ball sack… The biggest one (the constitutionally backed one) is the one that determines how low your balls hang... Metaphor for people like me with “One Nut Hangs Too Low Syndrome”

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Butthurt 2 points ago +2 / -0

The news is just saying joe Biden won. No mention of electors, and if they do mention they say it won’t go anywhere

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UpTrump 4 points ago +6 / -2

No the electors stuff is a LARP, the state legislators have already confirmed theirs. The only way out now is the insurrection act

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RussianAgent13 1 point ago +2 / -1

source?

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UpTrump 2 points ago +4 / -2

Literally the constitution. All the states certified their electors today and the GOP can do nothing to stop it

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Anaconda 4 points ago +7 / -3

How retarded are people here? They are as delusional and crazy as Berniecucks. They keep moving the goalposts and LARPing

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RussianAgent13 3 points ago +3 / -0

My girlfriend's iPhone sent her a notice with the news all of a sudden. I wanted to throw it out the window, but it's her work phone.

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FormerGraveheart 2 points ago +2 / -0

Can we get a NON-Anaconda source on this? I mean, not that I don't trust you, Anaconda, but...

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Loiuzein 2 points ago +3 / -1

22 terms

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crazyjackel 3 points ago +3 / -0

72 terms, just like number of genders. Shut up you bigot... REEEE.

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MakeLiberalsCryAgain 2 points ago +2 / -0

OK, any lawyer 'pedes out there? How big a deal is this really? I know this sort of thing doesn't usually happen, but can it really amount to something, or is it just the spineless GOP putting on a show saying, look, we tried...

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Not_Quite_Savage 1 point ago +1 / -0

1 + 1 = 2

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LibertyOverSecurity 1 point ago +1 / -0

My sides. I laughed so hard at this.

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The_garynator 1 point ago +1 / -0

THE SALT MUST FLOW!

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ClementYip 1 point ago +1 / -0

I support filing a lawsuit that stated because Trump has been under constant frivolous attack/coup for his 1st term, that it partially hampered his accomplishments. Therefore, he should be compensated by giving him a 3rd term.

:-)

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Mavdick96 1 point ago +1 / -0

2 Terms!

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RussianLimbaugh 1 point ago +1 / -0

u/substantialmajestic nailing the obvious after we all dropped the ball. 2 sets of electors, 2 scoops, 2 Koi, 2 Dragon energies, 2 TERMS!

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2Scoops2Terms2Steaks 1 point ago +1 / -0

I need to add more 2 my name.

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Woohan 0 points ago +1 / -1

2 "fuck around and find out"s...and a partridge in a pear tReeeeeeee!

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Equality72521 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yup. I got sucked in by some of this crap early today until I realized that the state legislature did NOT meet today and send a 2nd slate of electors. Feel like a retard for falling for that and it's compounded by the fact that the election was likely stolen and short of a revolution nothing will be done about it.

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