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longshot3750 257 points ago +262 / -5

Yeah no, we want to actually win this thing and not let the votes to all be changed to biden

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WelcomeToCornPopCopy 142 points ago +142 / -0

No, just take an unsecured one and program it to cheat for Trump, then Pence can put that corrupted code onto an unsecured USB drive and plug it into the machine before the official count.

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CahalTheMad 68 points ago +70 / -2

Sounds acceptable to me. What goes around, comes around. If scumocrats can cheat, so can we.

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Bottle_of_Memes 80 points ago +80 / -0

Looks like Trump got 968 electorial votes.

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0io- 42 points ago +42 / -0

That's what I thought until we did the recount (there was a small human error and a tiny computer glitch), it turns out there were 539 total votes: 698 for Trump and 269 for Biden. I certify this under penalty of perjury to be true and correct!!

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inspir3dgenius 8 points ago +8 / -0

Based kek

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ArchbishopofKekistan 11 points ago +11 / -0

I dig it. Fair is fair.

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Guac_bowl 10 points ago +10 / -0

He got 100.2% of the votes. Sounds legit to me!

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Auroraalpha 5 points ago +5 / -0

202%

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HuntedVVumpus 9 points ago +9 / -0

hold on; stop counting. there's a water leak. ima just set down this suitcase which definitely doesn't have 600 more electoral votes in it.

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dianabrown1 8 points ago +8 / -0

EXACTLY-live by the sword die by the sword!

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FormerLibtard94 24 points ago +24 / -0

An eye for an eye...

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UKTrumpster78 18 points ago +18 / -0

It's all these fagots understand. Once Mr Trump wins, Go after YouTube and the msm dicks. Then cleanse the streets Antqeefa pussies.

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SordidPontification 8 points ago +8 / -0

Go after YouTube and the msm dicks.

But with all the soy they consume, I don't think we'll be able to find them.

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Kweebecker 3 points ago +3 / -0

They're metaphorical dicks. They don't actually exist. Like Santa Claus, or Biden's voterbase.

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PieceOfParchment7 1 point ago +1 / -0

Like a FTM.

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SordidPontification 1 point ago +1 / -0

hahahahahaha

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Fourtyandfourtyfive 1 point ago +1 / -0

“Metaphorical Dicks”

I call it, new band name, it’s mine!!

And... just like Santa. Biden has tons of helpers stuffing boxes

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Conor330 2 points ago +2 / -0

Ban soy :p

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SordidPontification 1 point ago +1 / -0

I want to say yes, but on the other hand, they're self-emasculating which makes it easier to overpower them.

Conundrums!

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Relhok 16 points ago +16 / -0

Yeah, go Old Testament on them! I like it.

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Ment 2 points ago +17 / -15

Do not become that which you hate

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NomadicKrow2 31 points ago +31 / -0

It's down to survival now. I think we can be the monster for a little bit.

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Belleoffreedom 15 points ago +15 / -0

I would prefer a simple demonstration: run a set of ballots through, evenly divided between the two, and have the inaccurate count.

Let them watch it.

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DroolingElmo 10 points ago +10 / -0

The videos of this already exist. Ashame you can hardly see them anywhere but places like bitchute and rumble

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Relhok 14 points ago +14 / -0

Just like all elections should be done. The more local, the better.

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UnmaskedPatriot 5 points ago +5 / -0

You're right, it's just funny to think about.

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HuntedVVumpus 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yeah doing it by hand is the problem. How do we get all the votes if we can't electronically switch them all remotely from the tunnel bunker that connects Biden's basement to China?

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Endprism 6 points ago +6 / -0

Also Don’t let your enemy kill you. We got here by playing nice. Step aside. The real men will take it from here.

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AmericanMonarchist 6 points ago +8 / -2

We should be careful not to confuse methods with goals lest we get into a Hitler Ate Sugar conundrum. I don't hate the left because they cheated, I hate the left because if they get into power it will be hell. If our side cheats to get into power, I have no qualms about that as it prevents us from being yet another civilization that killed itself with leftism. I may not like cheating, but if it is done to prevent evil then I consider it a good act.

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Relhok 5 points ago +7 / -2

I don't completely agree that we need to be like them, even once.

But I do believe it's not murder if you are executing a death sentence for a crime that is punishable by death. In that case, it would simply be Justice.

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VariableFactor 2 points ago +3 / -1

the problem with your line of thinking is that if we (conservatives) get into power this election, it's because more people voted for us than for the regressive liberal left. I hate the left because if they get into power after this election, it's because they cheated and nobody in any position of authority allowed any of our (conservatives') challenges to the election results be heard in a court of law

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AndrewLB 3 points ago +4 / -1

The courts have ruled nothing illegal has been done. So by doing the same, no illegal act committed.

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VariableFactor 1 point ago +1 / -0

I personally prefer to refer to them a scummunists

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SupremeDearLeader2 17 points ago +17 / -0

Kek !! Guess I'm old school, how about we bring in a table in the middle of the night w Trump electors strapped underneath!

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TommyLasordasBallBag 6 points ago +6 / -0

He also has to call the shredders in before anyone is allowed to look at the results

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BasedInFact 1 point ago +1 / -0

Quite true. That must be done, because to do otherwise is racist, right?

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WelcomeToCornPopCopy 2 points ago +2 / -0

Good point

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Archmagnus 3 points ago +3 / -0

that really bursted my pipe

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Greg-2012 18 points ago +18 / -0

We would obviously update the firmware before using it. 10,000 electoral votes for Trump! And then just deny any evidence when the cucks start crying.

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whatlike_withacloth 5 points ago +5 / -0

And then just deny any evidence when the cucks start crying.

Whatevs, just run the votes through again 2 more times and say, "Look, we recounted twice and got the same result. There is no evidence of fraud."

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BasedInFact 2 points ago +2 / -0

What evidence?

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theeyeshaveit 9 points ago +10 / -1

"On January 6th Congress will convene to count the electoral votes. At this time the sitting VP, Mike Pence, has the ability to challenge by refusing to accept the votes from states in which he believes the vote was compromised. Which - he will do.

The Second Vote - As directed by the US Federal constitution - a challenged election is settled by a simple majority house vote by ballot. However, the house gets one vote per state not per representative - Giving Trump the Republican majority 26-23 (or 22). Winner takes all."

https://www.belfercenter.org/publication/donald-trumps-stealthy-road-victory

You're Welcome.

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hackinthebox 5 points ago +6 / -1

... like the report detailing results of the forensic examination of dominion machines that came out today? The one that found 16 machines counted 68% of the votes incorrectly? A revelation like that?

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TrumpWin__F_the_CCP 1 point ago +1 / -0

Constitution was not followed as they cheated, illegal vote reforms. So I disagree! Since constitution is violated, over and over, and in this same vein, were not obligatory to its constraint of this lawless election.

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theeyeshaveit 1 point ago +2 / -1

Nope. The way it works is the Gov calls on the State's police to block the GOP electors so they can't perform their Constitutional duty.

Just like voting is a game played to see who can cheat best. Like Poker. All's fair.

There's also the taking of Chinese $$$ in exchange for favors. Other Countries can play too.

My personal favorite though is stacking the deck with friends who get put in high places, like Barr - who protect their friends from prosecution, and set up their enemies.

Not sure what year that was added to the Constitution. We'll find out after Biden takes office.

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hackinthebox 2 points ago +2 / -0

Which makes me wonder: who has the power to enforce it? Only the executive branch. Legislature holds the purse and passes law. Judges interpret the law. Executives enforce it. What it would boil down to is the will of the people and if we, the people, will go along with it and for how long

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Liberty1885 -1 points ago +1 / -2

DEPORT THE SHILL......FUCK OFF AND TAKE A HELICOPTER RIDE

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Chick-fill-eh 8 points ago +8 / -0

That's literally what op said. Let the asshats vote, and then when you count, it turns out they voted Trump. Ta-da!

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ThePowerOfPrayer 8 points ago +8 / -0

Change Joe Biden to Joe Blden and see if they notice.

All Joe Blden votes go to Trump.

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BasedInFact 3 points ago +3 / -0

And not because that answer is what we might want, but it’s what the science of adjudication, and the very nature of random glitches, simply demands! And to insinuate otherwise is very racist.

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longshot3750 2 points ago +2 / -0

Lol, maybe I had a whoosh moment then

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PUNCHSPLOSION 4 points ago +4 / -0

Obviously the machines would be "not rigged" to count 10:1 for Trump v. Biden...

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H0tCar1z 112 points ago +112 / -0

Honestly I think they should use the Military to arrest these fucking crooks

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UpTrump 22 points ago +24 / -2

What other option do we have now that the electors are official?

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Ithrowawaay 22 points ago +24 / -2

Not official till voted on the 6th of jan. Or so I understand.

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AlphaNathan 24 points ago +25 / -1

The only date in the constitution is Jan 20

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Ithrowawaay 7 points ago +7 / -0

Right but the ec gets certified by Congress on the 6th, no?

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UpTrump -2 points ago +4 / -6

The electors have already been certified by the state legislatures

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Thep1mp 5 points ago +5 / -0

And Pence can refuse them.

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Republic_or_Nothing 10 points ago +10 / -0

Easy Pence just reads the correct GOP electoral votes. Thus creating a huge argument and we go from there. The supreme court won't be able to puss out of the next case thrown their way.

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Junionthepipeline 4 points ago +4 / -0

Sure they will.this time they just hur dur a bit and say you should have sued earlier and we have a really really loud argument.but after we should be commie free.

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hackinthebox 2 points ago +2 / -0

Just feed the electoral ballots into the machine and read the results from the tabulator. The most secure election in history!

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BasteSpuds 6 points ago +6 / -0

Uncle Trump better nut up if necessary.

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JoinTheDiscussion 5 points ago +6 / -1

just keep making that list of traitors bigger.. their time of reckoning will be coming soon

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Kempff95 1 point ago +1 / -0

"I'm croooooooking" -average Democrat

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myswedishfriend 70 points ago +70 / -0

He should stop counting before either candidate has 270 votes. Then send everyone home, he's done counting for the night. But what's this? Under the podium was a box of electoral votes! The next morning, Pence will announce Trump wins 492-230.

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47urOFH3d 36 points ago +36 / -0

And if they call shenanigans; ask them to provide evidence of him cheating.

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Thep1mp 23 points ago +23 / -0

No. Tell them they have no standing and should have brought it up sooner. Then we arrest them and start the trials for treason.

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HeavyVetting 9 points ago +9 / -0

How dare you disenfranchise the undocumented members of the electoral college who voted for Trump

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soapyballotjurybox 5 points ago +5 / -0

And when they provide evidence, double down and do everything possible to deny, hide, and prevent the law from applying

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BasedInFact 2 points ago +2 / -0

And shredding and wiping evidence is the non-racist thing to do, so that’s what will be done.

Except, oh, what evidence?🤷‍♂️

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Sticky 3 points ago +3 / -0

You got a real LOL out of me on this one. I wish he would do it.

Maybe spill a glass of water and claim a pipe burst...

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inspoken 2 points ago +3 / -1

cute but let's not try to out play the devil in his game. Let us do this with integirty. Remember that this will be taught in history class for centuries

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BasedInFact 3 points ago +3 / -0

What is “integirty”? It that some fetish for having sex with old ladies?

No thanks!

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IncredibleMrE1 54 points ago +54 / -0

SCOTUS just ruled that states don't have standing to sue other states that count extra votes. So I don't see why Pence can't do the same.

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OldGloryUnfurled 29 points ago +30 / -1

2.732 votes Trump, 742.225 votes Biden

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soapyballotjurybox 3 points ago +3 / -0

Ohhhhhh that sucks

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OldGloryUnfurled 4 points ago +4 / -0

We ran it through the tabulator 3 times... REUNDEBOOOOOOONKED

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Ham_Sandwich77 27 points ago +28 / -1

LOL that would be great.

Pence:

And the final tally is: 269 electoral votes for Biden, 138,000 for Trump! It's a miracle!

What are the democrats going to do, complain to the supreme court that dominion stole their votes? Complain that there are more votes than electors? 😂

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dridas 6 points ago +6 / -0

Silly.... You can’t steal back that which I stole from you...

Future scotus case

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ontology 20 points ago +21 / -1

Then they'll all be for Biden, instead of just 306.

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Lovepede 1 point ago +1 / -0

If he wanted to put on a show, he could bring the machine to the floor, run a stack of ballots, and get whatever result, then give a nod to a computer guy, run them again and get a completely different count. Just remotely change the weighted vote feature.

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richmomz 20 points ago +20 / -0

Pence: "Ok folks, here we go - just gonna start feeding these ballots into this Dominion machine here..."

Democrats murmuring anxiously

Pence: "Well would you look at that - Trump got 100% of the votes!"

angry Democrat shrieking

Pence: "Alright, calm down people - obviously something's screwy with this machine here. Let's try it again!"

Democrat shrieking intensifies

Pence: "Oh golly gee whiz, looks like it added this new tally to the previous one, and even added some more! Guess this silly thing doesn't know not to count the same ballots twice! Well, the state courts said this is fine though so the vote is what it is - Trump wins by 1337 votes, a new record!"

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BasedInFact 6 points ago +6 / -0

A resounding victory for science and not-racism!

But it would be especially sciencey and not-racist if the whole event was obscured from sight by Democracy Cardboard.

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Jleinf 4 points ago +4 / -0

Your my hero

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Teddycheong 16 points ago +16 / -0

Mike Pence could declare all Electoral Votes go to Trump and Pence. There's nothing they can do about it.

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Mr-J 8 points ago +8 / -0

And thats a good thing!

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Greg-2012 3 points ago +3 / -0

If this was a legit way to cheat, wouldn't Dems have already thought of it and tried to use it?

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Jonnyreb84 8 points ago +8 / -0

they though trump would roll over...

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Greg-2012 2 points ago +2 / -0

I meant in the past, wouldn't an outgoing VP just use this to stay In power?

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ayatollah 6 points ago +6 / -0

We weren't in the complete banana stages of the republic before. At least not in the publics eye.

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FondueFerret 3 points ago +3 / -0

well, first the state legislators have to send two slates of electors. Sure, if the system was fully corrupt you could try to have one party always send their electors, no matter what but idk how long ppl would play along here. Then it would go to the House? And each state gets 1 vote, so you'd also have to get the majority there. I think as long as the system isn't completely cucked, you do need some sort of evidence or case to make this work. Otherwise, I think the other side of the electoral college would just try and pass a bill to stop this somehow, or revolt...

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Teddycheong 4 points ago +4 / -0

Because there were never 68% election irregularities before. So there's a first for everything.

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Harambe 3 points ago +5 / -2

Its not cheating when its legitimate

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HeIsVigo 9 points ago +9 / -0

Virginia did vote for Trump in 2020. I was watching that one. 88% reported with Trump and Gade ahead by what 200,000+ then pause, PJ clad randoms show up with boxes and Biden/Warner flip the state? Not Virginian but I feel bad for them.

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FliesTheFlag 13 points ago +13 / -0

FUCK CHYNA

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BasedInFact 2 points ago +2 / -0

in the asssshhhoooooe!

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Oback_Barama 13 points ago +13 / -0

Trump wins with 974.5674368 electoral votes to Biden 27.6392037

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HeavyVetting 7 points ago +7 / -0

All hail the new algorithm

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Spawnlingman 12 points ago +12 / -0

He should at least roll the machines in and announce that they flipped the algorithm for the evenings events.

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thegeeseisleese 12 points ago +12 / -0

10 percent of the votes for the big guy.

The other 90 percent for America.

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ChyNahAzzWhole 12 points ago +12 / -0

Have pence plug in a USB stick... run the ballots.. Winner Trump.. Then smash the usb and Dominion machine with a sledge hammer!!

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BasedInFact 2 points ago +2 / -0

... to prevent racism from occurring, of course.

We now respect their righteous precedent (if not their rapist “president”).

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DroolingElmo 11 points ago +12 / -1

Texas has said since the Constitution doesn't matter anymore they sent 10,000 electors today.

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based_trekkie 8 points ago +8 / -0

^THIS

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sleepydude 10 points ago +10 / -0

1000 electoral points to GRIFFINDOR!

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Shigaru 10 points ago +10 / -0

He should claim a pipe burst, then come back 2 hours later and have Trump suddenly winning by huge margins.

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RentFree2020 8 points ago +8 / -0

We should use them to pay our taxes...

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OG_MAGA4LIFE 8 points ago +8 / -0

It's only fair. They are so safe, it shouldn't be a problem

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dixond 7 points ago +7 / -0

"Oh look, another ballot I need to manually adjudicate... What's this? Looks like it's Trump on this one, too"

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BasedInFact 3 points ago +3 / -0

It must just be his lucky day, I guess!

Now start the shredders, boys!

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Clayton_Bigsby 6 points ago +6 / -0

Well technically dominion doesn’t cheat, it allows it user to cheat

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Talibangelist 3 points ago +3 / -0

VERIFIED VOTING NOW !!

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SomeoneInHouston 5 points ago +5 / -0

Yes. Let's say 200 votes cast and the outcome will be 110 - 121.

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Monzie 5 points ago +5 / -0

Using the same weights they used for the popular votes but backwards. Only fair!

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vote_for_MAGA_2020 5 points ago +5 / -0

7000 Trump to Bidens -4200

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BasedInFact 2 points ago +2 / -0

Well, check back with me in the morning and it may just be!🎉

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vote_for_MAGA_2020 2 points ago +2 / -0

Dammit I missed the obvious joke!

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Icepck 4 points ago +4 / -0

Thats actually a fantastic idea. In front of the whole country put them in one state at a time and see how far off they are as it progresses, saving the swing states for last, and then declare that the swing states can't be trusted because this is all wrong and the swing states used the same technology. House votes.

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AdamSmith1776 4 points ago +4 / -0

That’s an amazing idea.

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thekindlyman555 4 points ago +4 / -0

10% for the big buy. Trump gets the rest.

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J_Von_Random 3 points ago +3 / -0

Barron isn't even on the ballot!

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Volvoman1 4 points ago +4 / -0

yes Fuck them ...anything they can do we can do BETTER !!

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darkclouds77 3 points ago +3 / -0

All 150 states for Jeb! Calling it now.

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thebest2020 3 points ago +3 / -0

No. It will report 500 for biden 37 for trump

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GwM450F 3 points ago +3 / -0

Not after we rig it like they did and delete all the evidence like they did. And then pay a judge to dismiss any lawsuit like they did.

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thebest2020 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yeah sadly aint working like that. If "we" were as dishonest as those mobsters this would not have happened

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GeoG85 3 points ago +3 / -0

"Yes, let's use the Ring of Power to destroy Sauron."

"No, the Ring must be cast to Mount Doom."

:/

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EdisonHwy 3 points ago +3 / -0

Napoleon and Mr. Pilkington have each played their ace of spades.

Back at the barn, the broadcast beasts**** are cheerfully bleating out another refrain of the "Beasts of England" reworded into the the Beasts of the Swamp.

  • George Orwell fan
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Jleinf 3 points ago +3 / -0

What’s good for the goose is good for the gander- Do it

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scotusucks 3 points ago +5 / -2

somehow kamala will get the msot electoral votes of all time and msm and the rinos will talk about how historic it its!

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hackinthebox 3 points ago +3 / -0

YES. LITERALLY DO IT. IT COULD Be THE POSSIBLY THE SWEETEST JUSTICE IN HISTORY

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Eatinglue 3 points ago +3 / -0

Oh shit that’s a great idea.

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TrumpWin__F_the_CCP 3 points ago +3 / -0

Trump 1000 Biden -23

I agree, just to demonstrate it to Everyone.

Then put it in a museum.

I actually Would Do This!

Everyone, look here please.

Watch!!

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Username455231 3 points ago +3 / -0

Sounds like the best use of a double-edged sword I've heard in a while:)

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VinceFoster101 3 points ago +3 / -0

I said that, but I'm new and sometimes my posts disappear... Like this one will.

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Suggin5 [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

No way>>>

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VinceFoster101 2 points ago +2 / -0

It was in another thread, but it never really showed up. This post was mostly a test to see if I could post a message off the root thread and not a 'reply' to another sub-post. This time it stuck. (and yes, my post here was kind of lame) I am a very long time lurker from plebbit days and watched the growth of .Win... I finally decided to join, but I had some issues with my posts not sticking

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Porkster420 3 points ago +3 / -0

Pede, the totals would be 1246 EVs for China Joe and 1 for GEOTUS.

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Tokens_Worth 3 points ago +3 / -0

100% Rig the machines for Trump 200000 Electoral Votes for Trump!

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H0tCar1z 3 points ago +3 / -0

Lol

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Silencemennow 2 points ago +2 / -0

Good lord loool

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DONTRUMP4THEWIN 2 points ago +3 / -1

Hahahahaha but we WON LEGALLY

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getrektleft 2 points ago +2 / -0

I kinda pictured Pence scanning and pressing buttons and laughing his ass off when it reports 100% electoral votes for Biden. And everyone in the room gasps. EVERY SINGLE ASSHOLE responsible for this is then arrested.

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shill273 2 points ago +2 / -0

no kiddin'..rig it to come out 100% in Trump's favor, watch heads explode.

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I_AppleAgize 2 points ago +2 / -0

This will be a Babylon Bee article tomorrow.

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Mike3 2 points ago +2 / -0

Someone get this to Vice President Pence!!

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Rothbard 2 points ago +2 / -0

Pemce wheels out machine. Whats that? Our new Trumpminion machine!

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HeavyVetting 2 points ago +2 / -0

Use adjudication mode to make them all for Trump. Delete the logs, shred the ballots, most secure electoral college ever.