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codesherpa 88 points ago +88 / -0

He posted this right after dad made him take out the trash.

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CovefefeREEEE 15 points ago +15 / -0

LOL. Good one.

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SqueekyCleanBurisma 7 points ago +7 / -0

“Son, you’re 35 and living in our basement. I think it’s time you get a job”

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Ravencrest 36 points ago +37 / -1

I have to wonder how much China pays these asstards to spin the oppression wheel and say

SPINS WHEEL

__________ is racist.

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AnointedVisions 9 points ago +9 / -0

Like Alinsky said, the best tactic is one that people enjoy. Combine virtue signalling and oppression olympics with internet points, and you'll never have to pay a shill again.

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2pacalypse 35 points ago +35 / -0

Sounds like something a pedo would tweet,...The left is determined to separate parents from there children,Very creepy!And SAD!!

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nuhbin 22 points ago +22 / -0

this is the extra woke translation of Hillary's "it takes a village"

they will never stop until the state owns every child without exception

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Rosebushes420 20 points ago +20 / -0

I'm sensing dad issues.

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Johnfox13 10 points ago +10 / -0

This is at least ideologically consistent. Any power structure is a hegemony and needs to be redistributed in power to the vulnerable. Btw fuck critical theory and thereby critical race theory

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ChicagoMAGA 19 points ago +19 / -0

"Those darn parents won't let me diddle their kids" - Noah Berlatsky, probably

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GreatestAmericanHero 16 points ago +16 / -0

Noah Berlatsky @nberlat he/him, bylines NBC Think, Atlantic, WaPo, Pitchfork, Guardian, Foreign Policy. Wrote Wonder Woman: Bondage and Feminism for Rutgers UP. Chicago, IL

Everytime

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impera 5 points ago +5 / -0

A full bingo square ticked off of subversion, infiltration, and societal ruination attempts.. the full frankfurt school checklist.

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username_MAGA 3 points ago +4 / -1

oy vey

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DanIsSwell 17 points ago +17 / -0

Pretty much the premise of every Disney movie and the Disney tv shows: kids without parents, or who have parents that are barley in the picture.

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The_Emperor 1 point ago +1 / -0

Oh they will. They live in a Hell on Earth of their own creation. Instead of being surrounded by loving family on their last days, they will pass alone full of seething regret and bitterness.

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Hangemh1gh 10 points ago +10 / -0

Noah needs to take one for the team and off himself.

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DanIsSwell 5 points ago +5 / -0

They gave him a lukewarm hot pocket.

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W3BT03S 4 points ago +4 / -0

He’s a (((coastal elite))), what do you expect?

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Dride 4 points ago +4 / -0

If you dont respect what was sacrificed for you, you'll be sacrificed for something more important.

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ex67v 3 points ago +3 / -0

Classic communist propaganda.

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asdf1234567 3 points ago +3 / -0

Well someone had a bad childhood, he was probably too cool for his parents.

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Dumdum 3 points ago +3 / -0

The whole universe is either parents

Or non-parents

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WesternCarnival 3 points ago +3 / -0

My 9 year old said aomething simliar when i took his PC privileges away for a week. That turned into 2 weeks and me a certified tyrant.

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LostViking1985 3 points ago +3 / -0

How many of your children perished in your labor camps?

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MegoThor 2 points ago +2 / -0

Twatter pic is a skull with a bone in its mouth.

Self-portrait?

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Jjones23 2 points ago +3 / -1

You’re god damn right.

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BigIslandFrog 2 points ago +2 / -0

"... My college professor taught me this..."

"Can somebody write off my $125K student loan?"

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YouEnglishNotSoGood 2 points ago +2 / -0

This is one of the steps toward “children have the right to choose about having sex.”

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x-irradiance 2 points ago +2 / -0

It's whom the left are really rebelling against.

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GiveMe1776 2 points ago +2 / -0

Just like parents, if more people listened to white peoples, the world would be better off.

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chadnadian 2 points ago +2 / -0

The Authoritarian Personality by Theodore Adorno.

Look it up.

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Monzie 2 points ago +2 / -0

Go ahead and let your own children be raised by the state and see how that turns out.

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VictoriousTrump 2 points ago +2 / -0

This is the type of stupid I refuse to believe is not satire.

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oraoraoraora 1 point ago +1 / -0

It's not stupid, it's malice.

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jubyeonin 1 point ago +1 / -0

Sounds like his parents should perform an afterbirth abortion on him.

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crobbies 1 point ago +1 / -0

these people are brain dead, they assume the worst case scenario in any type of human relationship and apply that worst case scenario as the base case.

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TwelveMoreYears 1 point ago +1 / -0

"Dolores! It is trying to hug me again..."

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Margincrew 1 point ago +1 / -0

Communist indoctrination is safer I guess

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EpstinDidntKilHimslf 1 point ago +1 / -0

Pure Democracy is the only true and fair system. Everything else is Nazi. Ree ree ree ree. That is all

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Saigunx 1 point ago +1 / -0

narcissistic parents, not all parents...

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Comntrinchief 1 point ago +1 / -0

Sounds like someone’s Mom knocked their plate of tendies on the floor. REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!

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OhLollyLollyPop 1 point ago +1 / -0

It's a universal condition, so no one is 'speciak'.

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Bambarang789 1 point ago +1 / -0

I'll take ten on this guy being a Jew.

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FaddyMcSaddy 1 point ago +1 / -0

Play stupid games, win the stupid prize of being the gutter bitch on the street. See how oppressive that relationship can be.

Fucking institutional victimhood brainwashing?

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Lowersidecustoms 1 point ago +1 / -0

With a name like his I'm sure his tyrants are both rich and white

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oraoraoraora 1 point ago +2 / -1

"fellow white"

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Lowersidecustoms 3 points ago +3 / -0

My mistake,I just looked him up. I was wrong not rich and white, from the looks of it rich and Jewish. I might be mistaken but Jews don't consider themselves white

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oraoraoraora 2 points ago +2 / -0

Nah it's understandable, and yep you're correct

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Johnfox13 1 point ago +1 / -0

They shall honor your parents

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CornPopOfficial 1 point ago +1 / -0

Is this guy a real person?

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MixedBlacknWhite 1 point ago +1 / -0

Professional victims

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559throw 1 point ago +1 / -0

If it's always there then there isn't any fucking problem with it.

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oraoraoraora 0 points ago +1 / -1

Didn't drop his brain, he knows exactly what he's doing.

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PatriotPepe -3 points ago +1 / -4

....said a white guy

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Southern_Belle 3 points ago +3 / -0

Doesn't sound like a white name.

But I'm too lazy to look it up right now.

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Thiswillbeintheexam 2 points ago +2 / -0

"Yom Kippur 2019: The best thing about Judaism, according to a Jewish atheist"

By Noah Berlatsky

Pottery

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Thiswillbeintheexam 2 points ago +2 / -0

He's not white.