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FORTITUDINE 407 points ago +418 / -11

A good start would be a Walk of shame naked thru downtown Detroit.....

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UnderCoverTrumper 282 points ago +283 / -1

If that happens, I'd bet ten to one the good people of Michigan are gonna find a rooster where there ought to have been a hen.

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BrownRugs 221 points ago +222 / -1

FINKLE IS EINHORN! EINHORN IS FINKLE!

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Doth 14 points ago +14 / -0

I am also reminded of Naked Gun for some reason

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MajJamesMcFarlane 4 points ago +4 / -0

I know exactly what you're talking about. Here's a reminder

https://youtu.be/dEb7koZafr4

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Doth 3 points ago +3 / -0

63 second mark, back before OJ Simpson murdered 2 people, lol:

https://youtu.be/dEb7koZafr4?t=63

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smackdownfletch 70 points ago +71 / -1

Bumblebee tuna

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TheB3ast 63 points ago +63 / -0

I fucking love this place.

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Joeshmoe91 46 points ago +46 / -0

It’s literally the only place I fit in

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WongDongChingChong 34 points ago +36 / -2

Riterarry onry prace I fit in too.

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Pepe_longcockings 27 points ago +27 / -0

Nice try Xi.. back to Beijing with you

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smackdownfletch 15 points ago +15 / -0

It's like old reddit, where you could go off topic and have a sense of humor without the fun police getting involved.

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ParkingLotRanger 6 points ago +6 / -0

Excuse me Ma’am, your balls are showing.

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RealRedneck 5 points ago +5 / -0

Eqinsu Ocha!!!

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iamjohnwick 6 points ago +6 / -0

“Let me guess.... White Devil white devil?”

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IqwensuOrja 4 points ago +4 / -0

I believe it is “Iqwensu Orja” thank you very much

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itsinthebone 1 point ago +1 / -0

Let me guess - white devil, white devil??

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abstr4ct 29 points ago +29 / -0

Underrated comment. Take my uptrump.

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BrownRugs 26 points ago +26 / -0

We have the best uptrumps, don’t we folks?

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abstr4ct 20 points ago +20 / -0

Yes. They are YUGE. You won't believe the size of these uptrumps. People will say they are small uptrumps, what time will tell they are YUGE.

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AmericanGuy 4 points ago +4 / -0

YUGER than Rosie O'Donnel

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The21stCenturyguy 7 points ago +7 / -0

Thats a Yuge bitch

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SvixGale 1 point ago +1 / -0

Is an upTrump equal to an upDoot? I have a dream.....of a community where my upTrumps and my upDoots are equal under the law.....

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MARXIST_SLAYER 17 points ago +17 / -0

showers in the fetal position

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Jaqen 36 points ago +37 / -1

TLDR: she has a penis.

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LiberalismIsTheVirus 22 points ago +22 / -0

Did someone say Big Mike?

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MichelleObamasBalls 29 points ago +30 / -1

U rang?

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LiberalismIsTheVirus 11 points ago +11 / -0

Why is your name spelled wrong?

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BigDickMikeObama 3 points ago +4 / -1

Can confirn

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FORTITUDINE 23 points ago +24 / -1

"It" probably had one those slice and dice mods....

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twoscoops4america 5 points ago +5 / -0

This is more correct than most people have any idea.

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Prosperous555 66 points ago +67 / -1

Nobody wants to see that nasty meatcanyon of hers.

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WhiteTrashJesus 42 points ago +46 / -4

I bet her butthole looks like a dirty tubesock

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Harambe 46 points ago +48 / -2

Her HS nickname was stretchin Gretchin and she loved anal

True story

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559throw 7 points ago +8 / -1

Man, I went to the wrong high school

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SevenThunders [S] 3 points ago +3 / -0

Usual radical leftists, which she was in high school, have these kinds of moral problems. It might explain a few things.

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WU_HAN_FRU 19 points ago +20 / -1

Tried to envision that. Quickly stopped trying.

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hoaxproof 11 points ago +11 / -0

they didn't call her stretchin' gretchen for nothing

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Kpstyles 10 points ago +10 / -0

Such vivid imagery. I’m done eating now.

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FORTITUDINE 17 points ago +17 / -0

I thing the riggers in Detroit are into this...

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itsokaytobereggie 9 points ago +10 / -1

You ain’t stretchin’ the truth, pal.

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CovefefeGeotus23 6 points ago +6 / -0

I read it as meat crayon. Funny either way I guess.

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rusty_spittoon 6 points ago +6 / -0

Ehh in a weird way I kinda do... I would not publicly admit that tho

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IAbsolutelyDare 53 points ago +53 / -0

I think Detroit has suffered enough...

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FORTITUDINE 21 points ago +21 / -0

They voted for "it" some punishment is definitely called for!

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Ithrowawaay 24 points ago +24 / -0

Did they though?

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Junionthepipeline 9 points ago +9 / -0

In Detroit's case it's a firm mabey.

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ProphetOfKek 16 points ago +16 / -0

Then we get to see if Bruce still has the twig and berries.

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FORTITUDINE 8 points ago +8 / -0

If "IT" does, I know some Texan cowboys that are experts berry snippers...

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MadMaxUSMC 7 points ago +7 / -0

I'll volunteer to be the bell ringer.

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SevenThunders [S] 306 points ago +306 / -0

Goes to the legislature soon. Hopefully the Trump legal team can implicate her in election fraud to help with the process. She did lock legislators out of the capital building.

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Ithrowawaay 134 points ago +134 / -0

This is why the Secretary of State needs to be brought up on charges. For her to roll over on Stretchin when faced with treason.

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pmurTJdlanoD 106 points ago +106 / -0

Bruh she put millions through absolute lockdown misery, her crimes against humanity and the country Are actually perversely impressive.

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inspir3dgenius 19 points ago +19 / -0

We compare her to Hitler often enough but in the regard of perversely impressive crimes against humanity there's no doubt they're of the same cloth.

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StarPlatinum123 18 points ago +21 / -3

A lot of Trump supporters are becoming what we hate most. They post things that is either fake news, no evidence, or can be debunked within 30 seconds.

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Dumbledore556 13 points ago +13 / -0

Funny that. Almost like there's shills in here posing as patriots.

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JackBurton 0 points ago +4 / -4

Who tell us not to trust Trump anymore and want war instead. Really really want war.

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StarPlatinum123 0 points ago +1 / -1

"Shill" and "cuck" seem very popular here

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TheBigKahuna 1 point ago +1 / -0

Same.

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FL2PC72LE2 1 point ago +1 / -0

There's not a testicle in the whole Michigan legislature. Do not get your hopes up.

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nimblenavigator0519 201 points ago +202 / -1

Can they actually impeach her? I live here and I can't tell you how many people want this.

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Baconb_breakfast 106 points ago +106 / -0

I live here and want it! I know many, many other Michiganders that want it too!

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IAbsolutelyDare 62 points ago +62 / -0

CALL EVERYONE NONSTOP!!!

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watchman87 18 points ago +18 / -0

Strechin Gretchin;)

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pmurTJdlanoD 10 points ago +10 / -0

Kek

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TheCandorist 8 points ago +8 / -0

The answer is yes. They can impeach her.

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TrumpWinz 123 points ago +124 / -1

HELICOPTER RIDE

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TrumpWinz 26 points ago +26 / -0

if someone could hook John James up with Airwolf so he can toss her into Lake Michigan then shoot some hellfires at the DNC that would be awesome

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rosie 14 points ago +14 / -0

No, don't pollute Lake Michigan in that way! Take her somewhere else (out of the U.S.) to drop her. Maybe China. I'm sure she wants to go there, anyway.

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DosCucharadas 12 points ago +12 / -0

You say China. I say Canada. Tomato. Tomahto.

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CanadianSalt 5 points ago +5 / -0

Nope, don't want her. Sorry.

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ThePowerOfPrayer 6 points ago +6 / -0

You get her anyways, and you'll still apologize.

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CanadianSalt 8 points ago +8 / -0

Sorry

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rosie 3 points ago +3 / -0

Lake Michigan is in the U.S.

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pmurTJdlanoD 5 points ago +5 / -0

Too far, Canada is closer and pretty much China at this point

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rosie 1 point ago +1 / -0

We're talking about where Whitmer should be dropped into a lake, not where to go on vacation.

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scyenceFiction 4 points ago +4 / -0

I wish, but sadly, Airwolf is dead. Crashed into a mountain in the early 90's, IIRC.

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JerryJerryJerry 3 points ago +3 / -0

Jan Michael Vincent crashed in to a mountain of something, that's for sure...

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Bigdickboi 2 points ago +2 / -0

Did he drop it is he fighting it out

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terablelizard 90 points ago +90 / -0

DO NORTHAM NEXT PLS

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atticdweller 22 points ago +23 / -1

No recall in VA, unfortunately.

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rosie 22 points ago +22 / -0

We can start one.

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RedWhiteandPew 8 points ago +8 / -0

Yes there is. Virginia Code sections 24.2-233 though 24.2-238.

https://law.lis.virginia.gov/vacode/title24.2/chapter2/section24.2-233/

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Louis_131 10 points ago +10 / -0

DeWine's is in progress as well!

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QuietSpark 3 points ago +3 / -0

Then Kate Brown PLS

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the-mighty-kc 2 points ago +2 / -0

NO, INSLEE NEXT!

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SevenThunders [S] 69 points ago +69 / -0

Here is further confirmation.

https://thepostmillennial.com/michigan-county-board-votes-to-impeach-gov-whitmer/

I suspect the legislature will do nothing

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Michipede 33 points ago +33 / -0

Hopefully between this and the recall we can oust this cunt. But I also don't have faith in MI legislature.

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SchiffsFifthFacelift 25 points ago +25 / -0

Was it the Black anthem playing that gave it away??

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Margincrew 12 points ago +12 / -0

Or the fraud! Or all of it

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Margincrew 5 points ago +5 / -0

Similar thought

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Joeshmoe91 37 points ago +37 / -0

What an absolute cunt

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Killerko 1 point ago +1 / -0

How does people like her even get elected.. I mean cheated up there?

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yanksali 32 points ago +32 / -0

What does she use for makeup? Motor oil to get that greasy look.

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DrMarcyM 17 points ago +17 / -0

Shitty attitude will give you that glistening look.

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SCP0073 24 points ago +24 / -0

*fate.

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DrMarcyM 12 points ago +12 / -0

I was wondering who else caught that.

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MorpheusKnows 4 points ago +4 / -0

Same here!

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sorrytodisagree 2 points ago +2 / -0

I don't know. I think an old fashioned witch trial is appropriate here. Cover all the bases.

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Judy2020 21 points ago +21 / -0

This bitch needs to go!

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monximus91 11 points ago +11 / -0

that cunt is no good!

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yanksali 17 points ago +17 / -0

Tell me she doesn’t have evil written all over her oily face.

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Reality_Check 16 points ago +17 / -1

Another petty tyrant AWFL.

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Shaffro 11 points ago +11 / -0

Great news. I can't wait to see that Nazi go.

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RoughWaters 8 points ago +8 / -0

Bring back public hangings.

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Nevercommunism55 8 points ago +8 / -0

Based on the truly pathetic performance of the MIGOP, this is all political theater like in the Obama era with the Republican House.

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scotusucks 5 points ago +5 / -0

yeah if the rinos in michigan are willing to call out the police on electors i doubt they follow through!!!

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Markiep89 8 points ago +8 / -0

Holy fuck be real lol

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BigSteve 8 points ago +8 / -0

Faith of the governor? Satanism

Fate of the govenor? Execution

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Jewish_Pede_ 8 points ago +9 / -1

Newsom Next! (Please)

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Genericwhitemale 2 points ago +2 / -0

Should’ve been the first one to go

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Rapala 3 points ago +3 / -0

When they said there was a kidnapping plot, all I could think of was O'Henry's Ransom Of Red Chief. Who would pay to get her back? The kidnappers would have to pas the hat to get enough money to get rid of her.

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TonyTreehouse 5 points ago +5 / -0

"faith" of the governor? Interesting impeachment process in Michigan.

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chopper_time 5 points ago +5 / -0

Bye bye Lord Farquaard

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Renegade440 5 points ago +5 / -0

Do Dewine next!

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JasonX31 5 points ago +5 / -0

She literally looks like a psychopathic criminal. History will not be kind.

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wQkeAF 5 points ago +5 / -0

Now do Newsom, Cuomo, Pritzker, Inslee, Brown, Wolf, Kemp, Murphy, Ducey, and every other traitor

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Doctor 3 points ago +3 / -0

Don't forget Dewine.

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wQkeAF 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yes! And I'm sure there's many more I missed

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CmonManDemoWhat76 4 points ago +4 / -0

She looks like a possessed Alyssa Milano, with a fist up her vag.

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SevenThunders [S] 4 points ago +4 / -0

Dye half of her hair white, put a cigarette holder in her mouth and give her a pet dalmation. She's Cruella Deville.

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TGNX 3 points ago +3 / -0

Her faith? Communist, probably.

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cuntard 2 points ago +2 / -0

she always has that disgusted look on her face. like she can smell her own rancid vagina through her clothes.

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MARXIST_SLAYER 2 points ago +2 / -0

SEND HER TO GITMO

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123breadman 2 points ago +2 / -0

She is accused of being a follower of communism.

Off with her head.

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OppaiZuriZuri 2 points ago +2 / -0

I would assume the faith of the governor is High Priestess of Lucifer and Mistress of the Domains of Hell and the City of Pandemonium?

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SevenThunders [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

No doubt. She's definitely not a Lutheran, rather a Luciferian.

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PropagandaPanda 2 points ago +2 / -0

Now we just have to hope that our little mouse of a Speaker of the House won't try to block it again.....

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warlord1 2 points ago +2 / -0

She has that “I crashed my car and killed all my passengers while on a Xanax bender” look

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NamelessKing 2 points ago +2 / -0

i expect her to get fully removed as governor, impeached entirely.

the michigan state legislatures, all of the GOP was blocked by her by state police to enter the building today.

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SevenThunders [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

From your lips to God's ears. The legislators have been sitting on this for 3 weeks however. Maybe they had other pressing issues.... LOL.

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MoldyPurpleSpots 2 points ago +2 / -0

Let me guess the legislature is all Democrat controlled and this will go nowhere...

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wmmiv2016v2 2 points ago +2 / -0

Resting birch face

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whippeat 2 points ago +2 / -0

This is why we need to care about mid-terms folks

Trump comfortably wins Michigan in 2016 and it’s a based state

Mid-terms get cucked and they elect this woman

In 2020 she uses literally every power she has (and some she doesn’t) to cockblock Trump, fix it against him, and ensure he loses and has zero recourse to correct it.

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PlateOwner 2 points ago +2 / -0

"I was going to vote against it until I saw what she did today."

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blinddoggy 2 points ago +2 / -0

I hope it's true, but can anyone verify this? Maybe a link with over 80 followers?

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Okiedoked2 2 points ago +2 / -0

Lol good fuck her POS

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Emhunt_77 1 point ago +1 / -0

Good!