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Prosperous555 66 points ago +67 / -1

Nobody wants to see that nasty meatcanyon of hers.

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WhiteTrashJesus 42 points ago +46 / -4

I bet her butthole looks like a dirty tubesock

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Harambe 46 points ago +48 / -2

Her HS nickname was stretchin Gretchin and she loved anal

True story

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559throw 7 points ago +8 / -1

Man, I went to the wrong high school

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SevenThunders [S] 3 points ago +3 / -0

Usual radical leftists, which she was in high school, have these kinds of moral problems. It might explain a few things.

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WU_HAN_FRU 19 points ago +20 / -1

Tried to envision that. Quickly stopped trying.

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hoaxproof 11 points ago +11 / -0

they didn't call her stretchin' gretchen for nothing

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Kpstyles 10 points ago +10 / -0

Such vivid imagery. I’m done eating now.

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FORTITUDINE 17 points ago +17 / -0

I thing the riggers in Detroit are into this...

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itsokaytobereggie 9 points ago +10 / -1

You ain’t stretchin’ the truth, pal.

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CovefefeGeotus23 6 points ago +6 / -0

I read it as meat crayon. Funny either way I guess.

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rusty_spittoon 6 points ago +6 / -0

Ehh in a weird way I kinda do... I would not publicly admit that tho