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Random_Question_Guy 67 points ago +67 / -0

I read this as round of “applesauce”... either way I’m pleased.

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mightyclaw [S] 44 points ago +44 / -0

A big round of applesauce is what they'll be wiping off Slow Joe's chin before they put him to bed tonight at 7:30.

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Slavik777 10 points ago +10 / -0

Hmm eating applesauce while applauding with my dyslexia.

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quantum_wetware 2 points ago +2 / -0

pass dat sauce

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pullofthemoon 2 points ago +2 / -0

A big round of applause. Over applesauce. At Applebee's.

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Fluffy_Indigo 53 points ago +54 / -1

Only 38? Should have sent double that, there's no rules any more, the constitution is null and void between states according to the SC.

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Baconb_breakfast 27 points ago +27 / -0

As a Michigander, thanks for rubbing it in!

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killerbunny88 26 points ago +26 / -0

As a Texan, I am so proud of the electors from your state that stood up to your tyrannical governor. So go Michigan! Y'all are fighting a hell of a battle up there.

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Baconb_breakfast 9 points ago +9 / -0

I was really proud to see them stand up to that evil woman, too.

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zuccherina 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yes! Unexpected but great!

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Taylor3006 4 points ago +4 / -0

I have to admit as a Texan myself, the lack of "Yeehawws" and "AiAiAi's" was a bit disturbin.... Our state is getting a tad pussified. Hell the lack of celebratory gunfire is bad enough but kind of attribute that to ammo rationing as we get ready for a tussle.

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neverreddit 22 points ago +22 / -0

They don’t seem despondent at all. In fact, they seem kind of triumphant, like they have every expectation that Trump will prevail. BASED.

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NotDangerousGame 5 points ago +5 / -0

Well, we already have a claim on Oklahoma, new Mexico and Colorado. If Occupied North Texas dumps the federal gov that unilaterally fucked their legal system and joins us we can march on NM and CO. God Bless the Republic of Texas!

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Barthaneous 3 points ago +3 / -0

Then we should ban purple,blue,green,pink hair dye . And that cowboy boots and hats are mandatory for all public school uniforms.

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MagaHippie88 10 points ago +10 / -0

I'm not even from Texas but Texas just made me cream myself..... God Bless Texas! <3 MAGA2020

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Tenspot20 10 points ago +10 / -0

Texas is America! Thank You!

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TheEnclave89 10 points ago +10 / -0

Man, 49/50 of the states have a lot to learn from Texas' example!

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Banick088 9 points ago +9 / -0

I was finally able to flee CA and come to TX this year

Living here almost feels like my fiancé and I are coming home from a war zone.

At best a foreign country

I fucking love my state

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Cyer6 7 points ago +7 / -0

I've lived in many states and this one is THE BEST. Kids are always outside playing when it's nice out. Neighbors have July 4th and Halloween block parties. People put up their American and Texas flags for every holiday; backyard barbeque parties every weekend; employees are pleasant even in places like minimarts; guns being shot off in the distance; big pickup trucks with flags; getting a license to carry was simple and fast; can buy a gun in under 30 minutes and walk out with it that day (when they're in stock), and all this is north of Austin.

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StandDownStandBy 8 points ago +8 / -0

My entire family is planning on moving there soon. We love Trump and will vote for lion party only. Please accept us.

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prettytothinkso 6 points ago +6 / -0

Go Texas Go!

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TheCandorist 5 points ago +5 / -0

Bet those gender confused democrats from Austin were crying under all that joy.

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Specter 5 points ago +5 / -0

But did they play the black national anthem? If not, they’re racist

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Striganos 4 points ago +4 / -0

Texas needs to pass a law that anyone trying to move there from 2020 onward has to have their voter history verified. I don't want that great state to drown in liberal idiots fleeing california who then ruin it.

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Texasgal 3 points ago +3 / -0

Texas is maga country! So proud and thankful to be a Texan.

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Exoda 3 points ago +3 / -0

Don't they mean 380? You know the 38 is a clerical error.

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PROBE 3 points ago +3 / -0

They should have sent 1,776 Electors.

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FreedomDeliveries 3 points ago +3 / -0

I love how happy he is. He can barely get the words out he's smiling so hard

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SheDoc 2 points ago +2 / -0

Got me in the "Feels." Damn onions. Thanks for providing the lift. Big Dick energy in Texas!!!