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ConsrvspkgNJ 1 point ago +1 / -0

OMG, if Coach Trump put me in the game, I would spend my days walking down the halls of every government building and if I saw someone whose job was either meaningless, a duplicate effort or simply exists as a deep state spy I would call them "TUNA" and when they asked why I would say "Cause Your Ass is Canned". My business card would read "Lord High Executioner". I would walk into a government office building and they would be like "Oh fuck...hide....the Angel of Death is upon us"

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ConsrvspkgNJ 1 point ago +1 / -0

Perfect, absolutely perfect. That is exactly what I had in mind. Ari Gold is the man!!!