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GabeC1997 23 points ago +23 / -0

...Jeffery Epstein didn't kill himself?

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qwertyuiop123 4 points ago +4 / -0

God I hate these conspiracy theories....

but the video did go missing... This definitely isn't the stupidest conspiracy I have ever heard. It would make sense that Epstein would need a lot of protection if he squealed.... like a lot of fucking protection. If I was Epstein, I wouldn't say a damn thing about what I know unless those in charge did something incredible to protect me, like fake my death.

That being said, it is far more likely that the deep state scumbag Barr had him killed.

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stoic_troll 2 points ago +2 / -0

We know he didn't kill himself. But what the fuck does this mean? Did they give him witness protection and whisk him out of there? Or did his buddies bail him out? Or is this just wishful thinking?

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RustySheckelford 2 points ago +2 / -0

Considering the fucking video magically disappeared.... I think it's plausible.

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TonyTreehouse 1 point ago +1 / -0

Could be a mind fuck. Fresk out those who have something to hide. Maxwell can still squeal and maybe they did protective custody Epstein.

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YodaBannon 18 points ago +18 / -0

Trump will walk out onstage and introduce 3 men wearing MyPillow pillow cases over their heads. Trump reveals the first person, holy fuck! It’s Fentanyl Floyd! The second Osama Bin Laden! The third Jeffery Epstein!! Hulkamania runs wild.

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donjongun 13 points ago +13 / -0

None of these fuckers deserve to feel the warmth and comfort of thy glorious Giza Cotton MyPillow pillow cases touch their skin

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MAGAnic316 4 points ago +4 / -0

WHATCHA GONNA DO BROTHER!!!

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Sykol 1 point ago +1 / -0

Maury walks onstage to announce that all three men, Donald Trump, and everyone watching are biologically Hulk Hogan's brothers.

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NZbacon 14 points ago +14 / -0

I've been telling people this for months.

Because they forgot to fake his funeral!

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KoalaTrump 12 points ago +12 / -0

The "can't wait for the next episode" side of me really hopes something like this is true as it would be the most amazing bombshell and 2020 is officially the worlds best soap opera.

But the more tempered side says "Yeah, we'll see".

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Dantalian 6 points ago +6 / -0

The first thing I thought when I heard about the “suicide“ was - “Sure he’s dead! He couldn’t possibly be enjoying his wealth in some tropical paradise, because people with obscene wealth & power are SOMETIMES actually brought to justice!“ Actually, no. NEVER.

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CertainlyNotEdward 0 points ago +1 / -1

I just don't think Soros is so sloppy as to let a loose end like Epstein squeal.

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He_Who_Speakith 5 points ago +5 / -0

faked suicide and protective custody?

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Harper42190 6 points ago +6 / -0

They did say it didn't look like him when he was rolled out.. Who knows

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TopBloke 5 points ago +5 / -0

I can’t help but think Lin has just embraced the life of a troll a little too hard. I fall head over heels every time he tweets something and honestly the results are usually pretty average.

Can’t wait for a big win.

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TheJimmReaper 4 points ago +4 / -0

Have you never noticed how the fact checkers over at Fakebook & Twatter don't always DISPOOOT the claim that "Epstein didn't kill himself"

Thats because he didn't kill himself but is alive and well and in hiding as Jack Dorkey's human sex slave

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MyPresidentOrange 4 points ago +5 / -1

No it doesn’t say that Epstein is alive. He literally stated “sure wish Epstein was alive.” Implying that he is dead and that he wishes he weren’t dead so he could spill all of the inside info he had.

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Carter_Druse 1 point ago +1 / -0

That's how I read it at first. Re-reading it now, I'm starting to wonder ...

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Hewhodont 4 points ago +4 / -0

Someone posted earlier and then another post unrelated dropped about a plane flight to or from Gitmo today... It sure had me thinking after I woke up and read Linn Wood

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Hewhodont 5 points ago +5 / -0

Probably just stirring the pot though, although I do remember the night Epstein choked I read some pretty wild shit on 4chan about body swaps going down but then it got scrubbed and MSM never said shit about any of that obviously but who knows. Maybe Jeffrey is singing away in a birdcage somewhere

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Oventure 2 points ago +2 / -0

Quite a bit of Gitmo and similar activity in the past couple of weeks. Watch Monkey Werx if you want more updates on that type of activity. https://youtube.com/c/MonkeyWerxUS

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DickTick 1 point ago +1 / -0

There has been a lot of military activities over the US recently, but just to be clear, gitmo is on an active military base and they have planes flying in and out of there all the time...

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Oventure 1 point ago +1 / -0

Ya, they have troop rotations and supply shipments. He goes into detail on the types of planes and provides data points for viewers to draw their own conclusions. If nothing else, I still find it entertaining to watch 😀. But since there have been a lot of charter planes recently, we don't know who is being moved around. It would be hard to prove that Epstein was moved recently

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stoic_troll 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yeah but some of these have been DOJ planes.

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DickTick 1 point ago +1 / -0

Planes fly in and out of gitmo every single day..... There is literally an active military base there...

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Hewhodont 1 point ago +1 / -0

I did say I saw an unrelated post and started to wonder

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Hewhodont 1 point ago +1 / -0

Literally

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Dreadnot 3 points ago +3 / -0

I think he's just trolling, but I'm cool with that.

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chickyrogue 3 points ago +3 / -0

needless to say epstein was walked out of that prison .... and they substituted tony in the orange jumpersuit.....

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PonySoldier66 3 points ago +3 / -0

Count up the human trafficking cases busted this year and then comment on this thread. ;)

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GoldenHurrdurr 1 point ago +1 / -0

Lots?

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atticdweller 2 points ago +2 / -0

Why would Lin be privy to that information if Epstein isn't dead?

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stoic_troll 1 point ago +1 / -0

Notice he mentions Roberts...

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Likeitirish1 1 point ago +1 / -0

Where is the part that implies Epstein is alive? Wishing someone was alive implies he never died? What?

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brownguy 1 point ago +1 / -0

I haven't been keeping up with Ghislaine Maxwell. Is she still alive? If she is, is it possible that she could be in the process of cutting a deal.

Wouldn't that be something?

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gimmeabreak 1 point ago +2 / -1

If he's been alive all this time then why has there been the delay in arresting these people? If he's got the goods he would have spilled them long ago.

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Moyst_ 4 points ago +4 / -0

Big "if" hes alive, but has probably spilled, "if" alive, just to the right people, but America had to catch all the commies at once, one big net with everything and everyone in it, no chance for anyone to slip away. Big "if".

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Traiya 1 point ago +1 / -0

You know what, the memes would still be right if this was true.

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MAGAnic316 1 point ago +1 / -0

The posh wankers at Buttfuckingham Palace just got really nervous again!