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Thiswillbeintheexam 373 points ago +373 / -0

Armed home invasion in Louisiana. That sounds like a particularly low IQ game.

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GlacialSpeed 271 points ago +272 / -1

Was in a small town in South Louisiana once and no shit, I saw what looked like a group of 8 year olds all carrying .410 shotguns.

I was unloading a boat and asked them what they were hunting and they said they were all going to blast gar from the top of a bridge to see who could hit one the furthest away.

Do not fuck with people from the south. Shooting is baked in from birth down here.

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dontCensorMeBro 103 points ago +106 / -3

Based.

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DonJr2032 -228 points ago +13 / -241

I don't agree that the two surviving criminals should be charged with murder. I believe you should only be charged for crimes you committed. They did not murder.

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Morokei 245 points ago +247 / -2

Felony murder rule. If you commit a felony and as a result of you committing a felony someone dies you are guilty of murder.

Don’t like it? Don’t commit a felony.

Felony around and find out.

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TexasGEM 14 points ago +14 / -0

Yes they did. Put those youths in harms way.

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Mashiki 7 points ago +7 / -0

Looks like they're using action = premeditation reasoning, that they knowingly led people to their death. Be interesting to read the incident report on it.

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DonaldisHuge 44 points ago +44 / -0

Southerner, can confirm. Shot my 1st 12 gauge when I was 7 and it almost knocked me on my butt.

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LessAndLessIronic 31 points ago +31 / -0

Kills on one end, wounds on the other.

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FinalDeliverance 6 points ago +6 / -0

You guys should try a 10g side by side if you think a 12g has some punch.

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SendCCPToHell 2 points ago +2 / -0

12 gauge shooting 1 oz slugs.... brutal... on both ends.

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TinyKraken 3 points ago +3 / -0

We truly are rediscovering our brotherhood these days, aren't we?

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Alaskan 3 points ago +3 / -0

Same story here, different gun. Dads 44mag. And it did knock me on my butt.

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swimjim2 19 points ago +20 / -1

Gar are pretty much only good for target practice. Sounds like a fun morning!

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LessAndLessIronic 9 points ago +10 / -1

What are the exactly? Some type of bird?

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GlacialSpeed 11 points ago +11 / -0

Gar fish (alligator far)

They look like a prehistoric monster fish with sharp teeth.

The kids were on top of a bridge shooting down killing a bunch of them right at dusk. I suspect the big light over the bridge drew the fish in.

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TheFloridaMan 8 points ago +8 / -0

Yes, the gar is a nasty fish. They destroy spinner baits and buzz baits too. Not as bad as mudfish, but still can wreak havoc.

That being said, the backstrap from a gar is some of the finest meat on earth. I have a friend who retired as a professional chef somewhere in a ritzy part of Colorado. He was visiting and we had a conversation about it while gator hunting one evening. We shot a few gar and carried them home, and he prepared them properly. Holy hell it was good. I'm not sure that I could replicate it, but it sure threw me a curve ball.

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swimjim2 6 points ago +6 / -0

A fish. Also called alligator gar. Pretty ugly and taste terrible to boot. (Not even Louisiana boys'll eat em!)

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peltast 2 points ago +2 / -0

Some kind of fish. Never saw one, but, iirc, they are the ugliest fish you could ever see.

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SendCCPToHell 3 points ago +3 / -0

Trash fish, but they look awesome and fight like hell. I use to bow hunt them in the Kansas river.

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jump3r34 2 points ago +2 / -0

This is how my summers, growing up, in the Atchafalaya Basin were! Hahaha! Also, have a map if you are on a boat in the Basin. One wrong turn and we had two of my uncles get lost (before anyone heard about GPS) and they found them 3 days later 60 miles away (someone towed them and their boat back to hometown!). Fun times.

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Pederella 2 points ago +2 / -0

Have to wonder over the generations, how many uncles went out and didn't make it back.

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jump3r34 1 point ago +1 / -0

A lot from what I am told.

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AmerikaUberAlles 2 points ago +2 / -0

Truth. I'm not even from a "rural" area. I've lived in suburbs my whole life and learned to shoot around age 10. Was firing fully automatic weapons before I even had a learner's permit to drive. Full auto of course had been banned by that time but my great uncle still owned a Chinese made AK he brought back from Vietnam and my grandmother of all people owned a Thompson SMG. They don't own them anymore though :(

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Swampy 28 points ago +28 / -0

I live 10 minutes west. It was drug related. However, he still did a good job killing 2 and wounding the others.

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Swipular 17 points ago +17 / -0

Yep, best to have your affairs in order first.

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Farage_massage 4 points ago +5 / -1

SEND BACHELORS.

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