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grenades_and_ham 118 points ago +119 / -1

<------- Click if / Number of Pedes who / How many..

            ^ Don't forget these!
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OrangeElvis 51 points ago +52 / -1

These are the ones that piss me off. Is there some MAGA swag room I am unaware of you can use updoots to buy shit?

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OrangeElvis 16 points ago +16 / -0

Lol

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HalfBubbleOffPlumb 2 points ago +2 / -0

Perfect timing.

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CoolPassword 23 points ago +24 / -1

the "that's it, it's all over I'm supporting Biden now"........ "in his dreams kek" gotcha posts are really dumb yet catch lots of upvotes. I don't get it.

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DiamondJoeQuimby 14 points ago +16 / -2

because half the goobers here are Reddit faggots

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orc_lives_matter 10 points ago +11 / -1

I just started blocking people and my front page cleared up within a week.

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GnuYow 24 points ago +24 / -0

Fuck yes I hate these. We don't need to carry over the most moronic habits of mainstream social media to this site.

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PillarOfWisdom 4 points ago +5 / -1

These are such a waste of time. It’s posts like “how may pedes” makes me wish there were downvotes.

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jgardner 3 points ago +3 / -0

Oh! I do! Whatevet it is!!!

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markolbb 2 points ago +2 / -0

These really piss me off.

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Loc12 59 points ago +60 / -1

I've been guilty of copying a few 'Breaking' articles but I agree with this

BREAKING: Some random person says Trump seized a secret server in China and Lin Wood led the SEAL team

Just fuck off

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thunderpussy 33 points ago +34 / -1

It is getting a bit on the irritating side, that much is certain.

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Levelup 13 points ago +13 / -0

This fake shit isn't going anywhere, I keep saying, the best most tangible thing we have is 1. that the election fraud is easily provable if we just force the deep state to stop covering it. 2. the Georgia RINOs wants us to vote in their fake election because they might need to incriminate themselves if enough of us stays home.

WE CAN FORCE KEMP TO STOP THE STEAL. Keep up the good work pedes. WE WILL WIN THIS!

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Carbum 20 points ago +23 / -3

Except the servers in Germany was a true story and fuck boys can't handle news unless its from MSM... its pathetic.

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deleted 14 points ago +16 / -2
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doug2 13 points ago +13 / -0

Exactly. Wtf is this shit

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Homopratensis2 4 points ago +4 / -0

So is that untrue. I though they did sieze a server in Frankfurt.

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Belleoffreedom 19 points ago +19 / -0

What I liked was the way it was immediately questioned. The clearing process is real.

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Forgotmyname 8 points ago +8 / -0

I cringe anytime I see bombshell

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DoozerChuck 6 points ago +6 / -0

We need fact CheCkerZ

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Harken_X 22 points ago +22 / -0

Hell, a lot of the time on here i see "Breaking" in the thread title and it's just some stupid fucking meme.

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CloakAndDagger 9 points ago +9 / -0

Yes posters don't use the Shitpost flair when they should!

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VoltronGreen1981 21 points ago +21 / -0

By arrested we mean actually in handcuffs being perp walked to a police car.

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VoltronGreen1981 7 points ago +7 / -0

Exactly, not some blogger speculating to drive traffic to their social media or website.

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VoltronGreen1981 2 points ago +2 / -0

Makes me really glad there is a "hide" option on this site. Clears out all the bullshit from the feed.

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doug2 2 points ago +2 / -0

You know this how? I'll tell you one thing I know about GWP, I have the entire Seth rich story from an insider and they are the only ones accurately covering it. Or even coming close...

So maybe the shit you think is fake isn't

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ciemPepe 6 points ago +6 / -0

with photos and videos for proof, not some random nobody on twitter or 4chan

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VoltronGreen1981 4 points ago +4 / -0

If a high profile politician was arrested with film crews there, even the MSM isn't going to try and bury that. They'll spin it like crazy, but the footage will still get out.

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niconicoreeee 14 points ago +15 / -1

Don't forget the BOOM! posts too

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MinneMAGA 1 point ago +1 / -0

That's how you know it's GatewayPundit clickbait

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jgardner 12 points ago +12 / -0

🚨🚨🚨BREAKING NEWS!!!!🚨🚨🚨

GET IN HERE PEDES!!!!

I pooped.

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thehacker4channel 9 points ago +12 / -3

And this site isn’t even worth coming to on Sunday. Actual information is buried by endless “Look at a fucking gun! AGAIN!” posts.

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acasper 8 points ago +9 / -1

I dislike flair personally. Flags, fine. All this other shit? Get the fuck out of my face with that nonsense.

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acasper 5 points ago +5 / -0

I’ll give you that one.

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Brundlefly78 7 points ago +7 / -0

🚨🚨🚨 BREAKING NEWS 🚨🚨🚨

A bird has just pooped on my window after the window cleaner has just washed them.

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Truglow 7 points ago +7 / -0

Agreed. Starting to look like the front page of the Enquirer.

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ManUp 7 points ago +7 / -0

Could never understand the click baiters. Why? Just fucking WHY?

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VoltronGreen1981 12 points ago +12 / -0

Some people think internet points matter. Which is funny because you can just go back into the post history and see that, regardless of how many upvotes they have accumulated, the content they've contributed is dog shit.

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_-Th0r-_ 2 points ago +2 / -0

I keked at this one. “Flipping CA”... about like how Kim Klacic could overturn her election results where she lost like 2:1.

But honestly, I don’t care. Grown ups learn to tell the difference or not.

I’m tired of Lin Wood tweets. Hannity Tick Tock blue balls taught me to stop paying attention to people in love with Twitter ratios.

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Grond999 4 points ago +4 / -0

Anyone above janitor arrested

What is "arrested" ?????????????????????

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DiamondJoeQuimby 4 points ago +4 / -0

My feeble attempt at getting across the same sentiment wasn't quite as incisive:

https://thedonald.win/p/11R4XJ4oCM/karmawhoreing-is-easily-the-most/

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M4J0R_CH335E 3 points ago +4 / -1

no u

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A_Russian_Wall 2 points ago +3 / -1

Show me on the doll where the breaking news touched you.

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AwesomeOpossum 2 points ago +2 / -0

Breaking News: Study finds if you simply Avert your fucking eyes you could protect you delicate sensibilities.

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45GoldenEra 2 points ago +2 / -0

i agree, im going nuts trying to find new information or whats the current standing or whats next but new posts arent bringing any of that, photoshoped biden pics dont do shit for the cause, we are in a critical timeframe

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EbenezerMac76 1 point ago +1 / -0

I respect the aggression.

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DONARUDO_TORANPU 1 point ago +2 / -1

Also don’t post BREAKING if it happened yesterday lol you just late

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JCBD 1 point ago +1 / -0

PREACH

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DrDT 1 point ago +1 / -0

This needs to be stickied

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AwesomeOpossum 1 point ago +1 / -0

I just took a look at your portfolio of posts and I hate to break it to you but you’re no Mickey fucking Spillane.

I don’t doubt you are an intelligent individual. Why don’t you reach out to the faggots/losers and offer them constructive criticism or advice?

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SmartGuy 1 point ago +1 / -0

Make thread about how karma whoring is for faggots for karma lol

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theredneck 1 point ago +1 / -0

The Michigan documents that were unsealed was certainly breaking news, as was Barr stepping aside. It may not be big huge news you want, but other things do qualify as breaking news.

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Qbaby 1 point ago +1 / -0

Thank you. I think this falls under the "Don't Be Dumb" rule.

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Lol_Garrus 1 point ago +1 / -0

🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨

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elsabio 1 point ago +1 / -0

I fucking love this place.

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walmartsux 1 point ago +1 / -0

If its news that just came out then it is Breaking news. Jeez if ya dont like it then skip all posts not stickied with breaking in the title.

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Ganath 1 point ago +1 / -0

If it was reported on more than a few hours before the post, it is no longer “breaking news.”

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Bubbahax 1 point ago +1 / -0

Breaking News!!!

Trump fucking won!!!

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Okiedoked2 1 point ago +1 / -0

BREAKING NEWS: Larpers invade TDW more at 11:00!!

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MinneMAGA 1 point ago +1 / -0

Let's not forget the "This is [person's name]. They said/did blah blah blah blah blah" and repeat new posts for 10-20 different people to farm karma. Most notably done by the karma whore that basically put anyone they could think of up saying they were guilty of treason to get internet points.

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ShittersFull 1 point ago +1 / -0

ZoMg iTz HaPPeNiNg! Fucking faggots

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Bax101 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yea the upvotes have become a Reddit thing again. The "upvote this for how you feel" posts seems like a tactic to drowned out more important topics. Not sure it's a shill tactic or just plain losers what fake upvotes to tally on top of their profile, but it's taking over this place and driving a wedge in here of toxicity.

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ConradSum3r 1 point ago +2 / -1

I use it on normie soc med but what's the point using it here? Most pedes here know the shit I post already

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_-Th0r-_ 2 points ago +2 / -0

🚨 BREAKING 🚨 I farted! Swallwelled!

FTFY

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Ganath 1 point ago +1 / -0

You just banged a Chinese spy?

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_-Th0r-_ 2 points ago +2 / -0

No that’s a Chang bang.

This is ripping a Swallwell.

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brie_cheese 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yes, sheesh, it's so annoying. Just post your article or whatever with a normal title and be done. If it's important, it will be stickied or noticed. Tired of "happening" posts when really there's been like two days since the election where anything truly "happening" status has happened

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Im_the_man_now_dog 1 point ago +1 / -0

Agree with this.