Or how about when the first D electoral vote from the contested states comes up he just stares blankly at Pelosi, as he slowly rips the ballot apart. The room is dead quiet and all you can hear is that sweet sound of paper tearing apart.
What Pence should do is just count the electoral votes so that Trump has the most. Even if it's live broadcast. 20 Votes for Biden from GA. Pence: "Alright, and that's 20 more votes for Trump. Trump now has the 270. Trump is the next President. Congratulations President Trump."
Then Trump accepts and they carry on as if Trump is President.
He might as well use a machine to help him count. I'm sure they could rig a Dominion machine up to do the opposite of what it was programed for originally.
Final tally:
Trump - 293.7 votes
Biden - 194.2 votes
Funny. He should actually stop counting and say he’ll be resuming in the morning. After everybody leaves he should then come back, count the remainder Trump, and destroy the certificates.
Anyone hanging their hat on Pence might be disappointed. Never forget he was Trump's compromise with the RINOs. I'll leave this here & check back with you in a few weeks.
EO & martial law might be only option to set things right.
When it comes to Pennsylvania, he should go under a table, grab a box, and remove a new piece of paper to announce a different number. Then when a Dem objects to his counting, she should say “I agree, that is not the right way to count votes. And that’s exactly what they did in PA. Therefor, I reject PA votes as tainted. Thanks for the idea!”
Count them all out loud, then get to the end and keep on counting like a school child and keep going on and on and never stop. Two days later Biden 1 Trump 336,765
Or how about when the first D electoral vote from the contested states comes up he just stares blankly at Pelosi, as he slowly rips the ballot apart. The room is dead quiet and all you can hear is that sweet sound of paper tearing apart.
+1
This is my favorite. Hold it right by the mic and tear it up slowly.
Never even say a word, then just keep counting states that can prove they held legitimate elections.
Pls can we sticky this so it gets read I need this to happen.
I. Need. This.
What would actually happen in that situation, legit?
Then you would hear Pelosi shit yourself.
And then he runs over and gives her the most widely broadcast and witnessed mushroom stamp in the history of mankind.
Also, he should count each Trump elector as 1.25, and each Biden elector as 0.75.
make our own tabulators to count the votes
What Pence should do is just count the electoral votes so that Trump has the most. Even if it's live broadcast. 20 Votes for Biden from GA. Pence: "Alright, and that's 20 more votes for Trump. Trump now has the 270. Trump is the next President. Congratulations President Trump."
Then Trump accepts and they carry on as if Trump is President.
He might as well use a machine to help him count. I'm sure they could rig a Dominion machine up to do the opposite of what it was programed for originally.
Final tally: Trump - 293.7 votes Biden - 194.2 votes
The most fair election of all time!
Probably just switch the name location and it would do that.
Also no one can look at the paper, they're in the room, that's close enough.
Build a cardboard fort around Pence!
VP Pence: A water main just burst. We will stop counting for the day and you all have to go home.
calls everyone back the next day
VP Pence: President Trump won.
Cucks: But you said you were going to stop counting.
VP Pence: Yeah...
😄😄😄😄
Ahh hahaha just made my morning. Thank you for that
Karma is a "B".
Karma is a b*tch!
I see you've read the prophecy: https://thedonald.win/p/11QlYWg0T0/trump-wins-not-matter-what-heres/c/
I would buy a ticket to this show!
Or instead he should just read every single one of them for Trump and then burn the pile
That's some political theatre I can get behind.
Seems reasonable to me
You pretty accurately described what the Democrats did on election night.
He should stop counting until 4am and then count the alternate Trump electors.
burst water main, then evacuate thew building and finish counting without observers, and THEN announce Trump win:)
Yahweh, sweet Lord in heaven, father of justice and vengeance and love, inspire Pence to this level of comedic greatness.
Amen.
I laughed out loud. Thanks, I needed that!
Fox News just called Arizona! We can stop counting now.
Funny. He should actually stop counting and say he’ll be resuming in the morning. After everybody leaves he should then come back, count the remainder Trump, and destroy the certificates.
I'm literally crying right now!
This would actually be the most hilarious thing ever !
Dont forget putting all the observers 100ft away due to MAH COVID!
Or he could show up and refuse to count any vote due the contested nature of the votes and leave in good conscience.
Pence pulls out a suitcase and the shidding and farding shall commence forthwith
Then burn all the evidence
This is the third time today I've come across this post and I'm still laughing out loud.
Would it not be the single greatest troll in the entire universe?
He ain't that petty
Anyone hanging their hat on Pence might be disappointed. Never forget he was Trump's compromise with the RINOs. I'll leave this here & check back with you in a few weeks.
EO & martial law might be only option to set things right.
Reach under the table and pull out a suitcase of electoral votes just for Trump.
Then he needs to burn the last 1/3 before people return. If anyone objects they're destroying our Democracy
I like this idea by a lot.
It is Pence Law time. Counting over. Go home!
When it comes to Pennsylvania, he should go under a table, grab a box, and remove a new piece of paper to announce a different number. Then when a Dem objects to his counting, she should say “I agree, that is not the right way to count votes. And that’s exactly what they did in PA. Therefor, I reject PA votes as tainted. Thanks for the idea!”
I think he should use decimals
At the end, announce 220 votes for Biden and 3,954 votes for Trump. When they complain that there are more votes than electors... you know the drill
Count them all out loud, then get to the end and keep on counting like a school child and keep going on and on and never stop. Two days later Biden 1 Trump 336,765
he really should say he is done voting and for everyone to go home. It would make a good point once they start raging about fraud.