When Pence counts the electoral votes, he should stop 2/3 through and just stare into space. When everyone acts confused, he should claim there's a burst water main (even though he just spilled a few drops from his cup). Then out of nowhere he should grab the last 1/3 at once, shout "Trump!" - The Donald

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When Pence counts the electoral votes, he should stop 2/3 through and just stare into space. When everyone acts confused, he should claim there's a burst water main (even though he just spilled a few drops from his cup). Then out of nowhere he should grab the last 1/3 at once, shout "Trump!"

posted 120 days ago by CommunismIsForLosers 120 days ago by CommunismIsForLosers +3351 / -1

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– Tseliteiv 44 points 120 days ago +45 / -1

What Pence should do is just count the electoral votes so that Trump has the most. Even if it's live broadcast. 20 Votes for Biden from GA. Pence: "Alright, and that's 20 more votes for Trump. Trump now has the 270. Trump is the next President. Congratulations President Trump."

Then Trump accepts and they carry on as if Trump is President.

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– Thehoytime 12 points 120 days ago +12 / -0

He might as well use a machine to help him count. I'm sure they could rig a Dominion machine up to do the opposite of what it was programed for originally.

Final tally: Trump - 293.7 votes Biden - 194.2 votes

The most fair election of all time!

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