2017
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PB_Mack 95 points ago +95 / -0

Man you don't wanna move to Kansas. The weather is fucking scary here. TORNADOS. Wild buffalo roam the streets and rape liberals. Seriously, all we have a meat restaurants with no vegetarian options. We FORCE our kids to pray in school. This is the worst place for a liberal to move to. Please..go to Illinois.

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DeadOverRed 40 points ago +40 / -0

Fuck, now I have to move to Kansas. I'll pay good money to watch wild buffalo rape liberals. Then, buffalo steaks!

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DeadOverRed 2 points ago +2 / -0

Nah, buffaloes can process that shit into good protein. :)

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Kamala_Harris 16 points ago +16 / -0

I wish I could upvote this more than once.

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downsouthpatriot 1 point ago +1 / -0

Use your dominion software Camel Toe Hoe Harris.

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ChicagoMAGA 7 points ago +7 / -0

Chicago has plenty of these types, no thanks!

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SmoothCyberCriminal 7 points ago +7 / -0

I would also like to say a few thing about your neighboring state, Missouri: we don’t have buffalo raping liberals, but our steers do roam free and rape liberals with their horns. They will also stab your belly if they smell soy. All the farmers like it. It’s basically a sport here. Don’t come to Missouri

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Two_Scoops__ 2 points ago +2 / -0

And don't go to Texas either. They have mandatory gun safety training classes in K-12 and you have to recite both Constitutions in order to get your Texas Citizenship. It's terrible

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PB_Mack 0 points ago +2 / -2

You jest, but when I went to school we had gun safety and had to recite the preamble to pass Government class.

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Two_Scoops__ 1 point ago +1 / -0

i'm jelly

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PB_Mack 0 points ago +2 / -2

I remember shooting .22's in our gym under he instruction of a teacher. That's an out of place memory in 2020 lol.

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Kamala_Harris 12 points ago +12 / -0

this is a problem in upstate NY and other places. All the downstate money makes land unattainable to many locals. I am so glad than amazon did not locate HQ2 in my state. I wouldn't take those Godless overpaid tofu-farting heathens for any amount of tax revenue.

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irspow 18 points ago +18 / -0

Our mob rule authoritarian democrat cities produce paperclip benders and Starbuck’s baristas. Cut off food shipments and they will be eating themselves within a week or two.

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CadillacTwo 15 points ago +15 / -0

Careful with that broad brush, pede; not all of us NY managers deserve the torch.

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CadillacTwo 9 points ago +14 / -5

NYPD has something like 35-40k officers and you think they all deserve to be maligned because some are losers? Further, you think the 8M+ AMERICANS who live in the city have lives which don't matter? I don't care where you live or have lived, your view is narrow and dim.

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Kamala_Harris 18 points ago +18 / -0

I'll drink to this. I've got a number of blue city clients that are based, even though they are outnumbered.

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CadillacTwo -1 points ago +2 / -3

Dude, you misspelled a one letter word; as I said, narrow and dim.

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CadillacTwo 0 points ago +2 / -2

*whose rule

Of course someone with a post of made up statistics excuses their poor syntax with winded and silly reasoning. One more time since you, not ewe, are a moron; your view of things is dim and narrow.

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shadows_of_the_mind 5 points ago +5 / -0

From what I read, and I may be wrong, the NYPD is the second largest standing "army" in the world

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ChicagoMAGA 4 points ago +5 / -1

This little argument reminds me of when Donald Trump bitch slapped Ted Cruz at one of the primary debates back in 2015 or 2016 when Ted Cruz said something about New Yorkers not being real Americans. Are there lots of criminals and scum in American cities? Yes. But plenty of us in cities are generating lots of wealth and innovation. The cities are compromised by Democrat political machines, so that's the issue with our cities.

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Chick-fill-eh 2 points ago +3 / -1

You are what is referred to as 'collateral damage'.

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Harsh_Truth 11 points ago +11 / -0

Is this why a $5.00 footlong in NYC costs $12.88 when in the rest of the known world is just, you know, $5.00?

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shadypollster 8 points ago +8 / -0

Oh for sure you can move offices so much easier than factories.

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readyIgnite 7 points ago +8 / -1

Detroitification is the goal of these cities.

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suckmycorona 5 points ago +5 / -0

Tank the real estate market, drive people out and prices down. The .001% swoop in and purchase blocks of real estate from small time owners compared to globalist wealth. Level it. Build cookie cutter towers and square basic apartments similar to what you see in over populated China. Reduces ownership of the surf class, makes everything in your lives a subscription. Don't pay, shut it off. Say something wrong, no more ice cream for 3 months. Curse, fined a dollar. You get the idea.

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Ex-libtard 5 points ago +5 / -0

Good fuck that city and all the idiots who decided to live there.

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MrCaveman 4 points ago +4 / -0

Money launderers get all sorts of fancy job titles

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dddash 2 points ago +2 / -0

Watch who buys up Manhattan for pennies on the dollar when it bottoms out. Just sayin'.

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junky_junk_junk 2 points ago +2 / -0

Leaving this hellhole on Saturday! Woot!

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MyNewName 1 point ago +1 / -0

Charlotte.

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DasBurt 1 point ago +1 / -0

Most of the cost and none of the value!

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Margincrew 1 point ago +1 / -0

There are more people that are willing to burn in their utopian cities than you think

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Spanishguns 1 point ago +1 / -0

Lol, I thought it said artificial "titties"!

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h4yw1r3_ 1 point ago +1 / -0

rumor has it there are some nice ass office building in the DFW area with great lease rates and abundant local housing