Don't forget their most outlandish conspiracy theory of all.
Our society's norms were put in place by the bourgeoisie to keep themselves in power, therefore we must break our chains by challenging literally everything considered normal and replacing it with the complete opposite.
Don't forget "We need free and open trade with China, no need for these tariffs on their incoming goods". Like the Chinese believe in "Free and Open" ANYTHING, LMAO.
I started with a conspiracy hypothesis regarding commie infiltration of the USA, and after years of compiling evidence, I had a full-fledged conspiracy theory. A meticulously designed experiment, codenamed "Presidential Election 2020" conducted by my scientific partner, one DJTrump, demonstrated unequivocally the existence of the commies predicted by my theory, and thus have led to the proposal of Trump's Law of Elections.
Trump's Law of Elections states: "Any inverse relationship between the pre-election popularity of a dim-witted pedophile and his allegedly received vote total can only occur in the presence of communism and its unholy hordes of lying cunts."
The Patriot Corollary to Trump's Law states that "All communists, once forcibly exited from an operating aerial vehicle employing vertical rotary propulsion, WILL excelerate towards Hell at a rate of 32ft/s^2.
reminder that people (most of them today conservative or at least in that diaspora of thinkers) have been calling out the epstein shit for a decade now and up until very recently they just got called crazy and told to take their meds
The great irony is that they only exist because of capitalism and the abundance of wealth it has produced. That's the only way these losers are able to live in their mom's basement and take their gender studies courses, and go out protesting every night.
If they had to actually produce something of value to survive, they'd starve.
Thousands of witness affidavits in support of the proposition
Footage of the Dominion machines actually doing what they do
Audit by independent company demonstrating coding issues
Two million Chinese spies, including Swalwell's mistress, plying our officials with money
Hunter Biden's laptop
Joe Biden openly stating that he has the "most extensive and inclusive voter fraud organization"
Dominion purchased with Chinese money
They want us to ignore and dismiss all of this, because clearly this is thousands of people spontaneously conspiring with MuhRussia to throw the election into doubt.
In order for me to dismiss Trump's side as a conspiracy theory, I'd have to literally buy into a conspiracy theory. Irony so thick you could detect it with a magnet.
Marxist trash like this hate our country. They are useful idiots of the globalists and CCP puppet masters. They are the reason our society is on the verge of collapse. Never forget these facts
So - how come the Gingers figured life out and turned into contributing members of society? They were roundly abused and debased, sometimes more than the blacks... just asking for a friend
Yeah, I work with a blue hairy. A new hire. Fresh out of a drug-rehab home apparently. Once she caught wind that if you have come into contact with someone who has covid or have tested positive, my boss puts you on quarantine for at least 15 days. Just so happens that before she approached my boss one work day and told him he's she's not feeling well (ZERO symptoms, I'm not a doctor, I'm also not an idiot. Apparently, there are many idiot doctors these days), she had just bought a new puppy lab that needs parental care. Hmm, how convenient. So now she has to take off work for 5 days to determine if she tested positive (she did), now she is out another 15 days in a time where my boss desperately needs workers. I have the utmost disdain for these people.
I’m sorry to inform you youngpedes that TaLkIn lIkE dIz precedes that by a long shot, it precedes image based memes, emojis et al. People started typing like that stylistically back in the day of AOL IM and MSN Messenger, which were programs like texting on a computer because nobody had a phone or pager. Morons would write their name or status .,-~LyKe a BiTcH~-,. and it was immediately adopted to mock the same people. However, because the internet was young and people barely understood the idea of mocking others online, it went on for years before anyone realized they were being mocked.
Try hah. Both parties are compromised and colluding?!?!? That’s just gop Russian collusion and disinformation. Now leave me alone while I investigate your party while ignoring my own.
It’s sad, because if exposing corruption were truly what they care about, they’d see we share those same values. From what I can tell, most people here would fucking love for the gop to be investigated. Exposing corruption isn’t a partisan or tribal issue. It’s only they who try to make it so. But that’s only because, just like all the other issues they claim to support but have only hampered, they don’t actually care about corruption. Only to win.
They're trying to give off the image they're investigating their own.
Hence the Hunter Biden laptop coverage now. They want it to look like that 'no one is above the law' by chucking Hunter into prison.
Think about that for a second. Biden is selling out Hunter to create an illusion of law and order. After Hunter ran all that money for him. The moment you're not useful to Biden or even have the possibility of being unstable, he tosses you to the side like garbage.
You know the last time I heard of someone in politics doing something like this? Joseph Stalin. He threw his own kid in the Gulag where he died. So that's something Biden and Stalin have in common besides their first name. They betray their own family when they exhaust their usefulness.
How fucked is that? How fucking evil do you have to be? And this is AFTER Biden rapes him as a kid, gives him a coke addiction to try to cope and passed his pedophile traits onto him.
This guy is what the left is touting as the greatest the US can produce. An actual monster.
It's really funny that the same people who think it's an absurd conspiracy theory that an election run on voting machines powered by untraceable software might not have integrity are the exact same people who spent four years absolutely certain that the 2016 election was hacked by Russian spies and stolen from Hillary.
Same people that think Bernie was cheated out of the primaries will tell you that Trump wasn't cheated out of the election using the same machines and same software.
And 4 years of "russia hacked the election"
They're literally brandishing hammers and sickles while claiming to not be compromised, influenced by China or supported by China
They're literally brainwashed into hating America by compromised college professors.
Reddit is also CCP propaganda and CCP owned. Straight to their 2 brain cells.
duh
Let the soy infused children go live in Chyyynah then.
Don't forget their most outlandish conspiracy theory of all.
hahaha. i'm a lefty and guilty as charged.
Former leftist, #me too lmao. It's like the righties who think they're just being ironic edgelords waving swastikas, retards
Gramsci
They still pretend nazism isn't a leftist ideology, too
"but muh socialism will work for white mens!"
NO YOU ETHNOTARD. Hitler wanted GERMAN supremacy. He didn't give a fuck about YOU.
If you want to keep your doctor, you can keep your doctor.....
We have to pass it to see what’s in it.....
NAFTA won’t cost jobs in America
Don't forget "We need free and open trade with China, no need for these tariffs on their incoming goods". Like the Chinese believe in "Free and Open" ANYTHING, LMAO.
IF...
https://youtu.be/poz6W0znOfk
I lasted 16 seconds. Puked for 46, what did I win ?
So sad. Average normie memory wouldn't rival a goldfish. They seem to have forgotten about rootin rootin putin.
Who knew the media was completely projecting for their masters the entire time?
All normies have left the conversation, because they were just told to or else they’d be called racist
I mean, many of us...
68 year old liberal mean who believe they are 7 year old little girls are celebrated as the "heroes" of their political movement.
Let that sink in.
Our "conspiracy theory" is more valid anyways
Conspiracy fact.
20+ years of conspiracy fact. Courtesy of MK Ultra and Project Mockingbird no less.
I started with a conspiracy hypothesis regarding commie infiltration of the USA, and after years of compiling evidence, I had a full-fledged conspiracy theory. A meticulously designed experiment, codenamed "Presidential Election 2020" conducted by my scientific partner, one DJTrump, demonstrated unequivocally the existence of the commies predicted by my theory, and thus have led to the proposal of Trump's Law of Elections.
Trump's Law of Elections states: "Any inverse relationship between the pre-election popularity of a dim-witted pedophile and his allegedly received vote total can only occur in the presence of communism and its unholy hordes of lying cunts."
The Patriot Corollary to Trump's Law states that "All communists, once forcibly exited from an operating aerial vehicle employing vertical rotary propulsion, WILL excelerate towards Hell at a rate of 32ft/s^2.
reminder that people (most of them today conservative or at least in that diaspora of thinkers) have been calling out the epstein shit for a decade now and up until very recently they just got called crazy and told to take their meds
Perhaps its best we start employing some darwinian tactics against the menials once this is over.
And just like that, warning labels vanished.
The great irony is that they only exist because of capitalism and the abundance of wealth it has produced. That's the only way these losers are able to live in their mom's basement and take their gender studies courses, and go out protesting every night.
If they had to actually produce something of value to survive, they'd starve.
I like the blue armpit hair
It mocks the patriarchy, man.
...
Who me? Daddy issues? Shut up! You’re a racist and a Putin stooge.
Have you noticed that girls with hairy armpits show them off at every opportunity? It's disgusting.
Most are fatter!
this one's still transitioning, give hir/it time.
she's on meth
They want us to ignore and dismiss all of this, because clearly this is thousands of people spontaneously conspiring with MuhRussia to throw the election into doubt.
In order for me to dismiss Trump's side as a conspiracy theory, I'd have to literally buy into a conspiracy theory. Irony so thick you could detect it with a magnet.
She needs to be first in line for tar & feathering
But what evidence?
As the saying goes, does anyone have any spare conspiracy theories? mine are all coming true
It's no longer "theory" once it's shown to be correct. They are however conspiracies of the highest degree.
Marxist trash like this hate our country. They are useful idiots of the globalists and CCP puppet masters. They are the reason our society is on the verge of collapse. Never forget these facts
Cow tools.
“Don’t believe in conspiracy theories, believe in the 1619 Project! Swear your allegiance!”
Yes - because in 1619 is when [they] sent IRISH slaves to the New world... BEFORE they sent African Slaves. Let that sink in. https://www.globalresearch.ca/the-irish-slave-trade-the-forgotten-white-slaves/31076
So - how come the Gingers figured life out and turned into contributing members of society? They were roundly abused and debased, sometimes more than the blacks... just asking for a friend
Everyone knows somebody like this
I don’t because I try to distance myself from people that don’t look human
Yeah, I work with a blue hairy. A new hire. Fresh out of a drug-rehab home apparently. Once she caught wind that if you have come into contact with someone who has covid or have tested positive, my boss puts you on quarantine for at least 15 days. Just so happens that before she approached my boss one work day and told him he's she's not feeling well (ZERO symptoms, I'm not a doctor, I'm also not an idiot. Apparently, there are many idiot doctors these days), she had just bought a new puppy lab that needs parental care. Hmm, how convenient. So now she has to take off work for 5 days to determine if she tested positive (she did), now she is out another 15 days in a time where my boss desperately needs workers. I have the utmost disdain for these people.
No that's the Planned Parenthood Mission Statement, not the American Justice System which is now used to destroy the swamp's enemies.
Is there a name for totally random capitalization?
I’m sorry to inform you youngpedes that TaLkIn lIkE dIz precedes that by a long shot, it precedes image based memes, emojis et al. People started typing like that stylistically back in the day of AOL IM and MSN Messenger, which were programs like texting on a computer because nobody had a phone or pager. Morons would write their name or status .,-~LyKe a BiTcH~-,. and it was immediately adopted to mock the same people. However, because the internet was young and people barely understood the idea of mocking others online, it went on for years before anyone realized they were being mocked.
As a classic text memetic format it never fell out of favor in my crowd so it’s hard to imagine it being popularized again...
I wasn’t there, but this ⬆️ sounds far legitter to me that an origin story being a Spongebob meme. You know?
I always thought it was uncontrolled muscle spasms due to literally shaking.
It's a Post-Ironic meme unlike the inability to create new ideas in Hollywood.
The post-ironic v. Post Ironic in itself is what I'm talking about. T
Honestly, I assumed someone else appropriated it by this point. Ay Carumba!
wArEz AoL hAcKeR tOoLz
CaMeltOeCasE?
Cannot unsee
kUMaLaToECAsE
Came in expecting to see a heinous, purple haired, smelly SJW with blue pit hair...leaving satisfied
Replace Russia for China and they say the same shit. Just with virtually no evidence.
Try hah. Both parties are compromised and colluding?!?!? That’s just gop Russian collusion and disinformation. Now leave me alone while I investigate your party while ignoring my own.
It’s sad, because if exposing corruption were truly what they care about, they’d see we share those same values. From what I can tell, most people here would fucking love for the gop to be investigated. Exposing corruption isn’t a partisan or tribal issue. It’s only they who try to make it so. But that’s only because, just like all the other issues they claim to support but have only hampered, they don’t actually care about corruption. Only to win.
They're trying to give off the image they're investigating their own.
Hence the Hunter Biden laptop coverage now. They want it to look like that 'no one is above the law' by chucking Hunter into prison.
Think about that for a second. Biden is selling out Hunter to create an illusion of law and order. After Hunter ran all that money for him. The moment you're not useful to Biden or even have the possibility of being unstable, he tosses you to the side like garbage.
You know the last time I heard of someone in politics doing something like this? Joseph Stalin. He threw his own kid in the Gulag where he died. So that's something Biden and Stalin have in common besides their first name. They betray their own family when they exhaust their usefulness.
How fucked is that? How fucking evil do you have to be? And this is AFTER Biden rapes him as a kid, gives him a coke addiction to try to cope and passed his pedophile traits onto him.
This guy is what the left is touting as the greatest the US can produce. An actual monster.
Bruh the blue armpits🤣🤣
I for one would welcome a smuggies.win
FRAZZLEDRIP
haS tHis bEen doCtoRed? 😭😭😭
Her armpits surely have been XD
The last one that tried ran screaming from the exam room.
This picture 🤣🤣🤣😂 omg I swear I've seen this person in real life .
...nipples protruding, very disrespectful!
The purple armpit hair is over the top.
Start reminding people: “Conspiracy Theory” does not mean “lie” or “misinformation.” If they thought you were lying, they’d call you a liar.
Accurate asf drawing about that thing btw
They are not very bright, are they?
I hate this, because I hate anything that represents leftists.
For a minute I thought I was watching MSNBC. Great realism in that drawing!
man do i miss /r/smuggies. was such a great subreddit. hope they come to .win
The dyed blue underarm hair really sells it
WTF is that cleavage line doing there???
No boobs on neuter NPC's.
"Stop looking at my nipples!"
It's really funny that the same people who think it's an absurd conspiracy theory that an election run on voting machines powered by untraceable software might not have integrity are the exact same people who spent four years absolutely certain that the 2016 election was hacked by Russian spies and stolen from Hillary.
Same people that think Bernie was cheated out of the primaries will tell you that Trump wasn't cheated out of the election using the same machines and same software.
Ah yes, a typical Stunning Brave Gender Studies Major, in xir seventh year of undergrad.
so damn lifelike it's scary.
HAHAHA THE BLUE PIT HAIR!!!
eyeaids
First exploit, then kill them. Get ur story straight. See, I spel like a DemTard