Try this for your liberal friends and acquaintances who say a little bit of cheating is okay.

Tell them you want to make them a nice pan cupcakes. When they nod their head, add that it's going to have a tiny percentage of dogshit in each one. When they shake their head and voice concern, ask them how low a percentage of dogshit will they accept?

When they say "zero!" agree and tell them to quit expecting you to eat dogshit in the form of fraud.