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posted ago by wolfpack28 +1165 / -0

Witnesses should be 60 feet away while Pence counts the Electoral College votes. They should have Plexiglas barriers between them and Pence as he counts. Because covid.

Pence should open all the envelopes and then stack all the EC ballots in a pile. he should then shred all the envelopes and then burn the shreds. The pile of ballots shall then be shuffled. Because covid.

Pence should count a portion of votes and then call a Lid on counting, while Joe Biden is in the lead. The witnesses should be escorted out, while being told no more counting will occur. promise Because covid.

After a period of time, the witnesses should be allowed to return, but the plexiglas windows should be covered with cardboard. They'll be in the building, so still perfectly legal. They don't need to actually be able to SEE Pence as he counts. Because... yeah you get it by now.

Pence will continue counting. The remainder of the count will go 98% for Trump.

At the end of the count, Pence shreds the ballots and burns the shreds. Trump wins the electoral college. blah blah covid.

Most secure electoral college count in history.

Covid.

Witnesses should be 60 feet away while Pence counts the Electoral College votes. They should have Plexiglas barriers between them and Pence as he counts. Because covid. Pence should open all the envelopes and then stack all the EC ballots in a pile. he should then shred all the envelopes and then burn the shreds. The pile of ballots shall then be shuffled. Because covid. Pence should count a portion of votes and then call a Lid on counting, while Joe Biden is in the lead. The witnesses should be escorted out, while being told no more counting will occur. *promise* Because covid. After a period of time, the witnesses should be allowed to return, but the plexiglas windows should be covered with cardboard. They'll be in the building, so still perfectly legal. They don't need to actually be able to SEE Pence as he counts. Because... yeah you get it by now. Pence will continue counting. The remainder of the count will go 98% for Trump. At the end of the count, Pence shreds the ballots and burns the shreds. Trump wins the electoral college. blah blah covid. Most secure electoral college count in history. Covid.
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MikeObamasVeineyCock 23 points ago +23 / -0

Trump wins 1007 to 142.

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wolfpack28 [S] 22 points ago +22 / -0

Normally, there would only be 100% of EC votes cast. But because of covid, Electoral College voter turnout was 210%.

Totally explainable by Covid.

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undefined 5 points ago +5 / -0

Manny electors were simply voting against Biden, which is why there's so many

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wolfpack28 [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

Elector: "If I had known Trump wasn't going to lock down the country, I would have voted for Biden"

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Staggerwing 12 points ago +12 / -0

Oh my gosh needed that gut laugh for sure!

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Wrexxis780 10 points ago +10 / -0

I don’t think they should even be in the same building, just to be safe. Give them a magnifying glass and let them figure it out from outside

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Staggerwing 10 points ago +10 / -0

The barrier needs to be moved multiple times, and hand sanitizer mandatory energy 32 seconds......three face masks and two shields front and back just in case.....and no cell phones or binoculars.

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CrackerJack2 9 points ago +9 / -0

Pence should start the count, and then take a recess for couple weeks to finish it.
Or maybe a couple of months.
Did someone say water line break?

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wolfpack28 [S] 6 points ago +6 / -0

"Who put these rags in the toilet..."

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Tx50bmg 4 points ago +4 / -0

I started reading and was going to suggest "posting cardboard" but figured I should read the rest first. OP did not disappoint. 😂

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GadsdenOrGadsdout 3 points ago +3 / -0

Ah, another follower of the prophecy, i see: https://thedonald.win/p/11QlYWg0T0/trump-wins-not-matter-what-heres/c/

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wolfpack28 [S] 3 points ago +3 / -0

Excellent! I hadn't seen this post. Love the added pics.

I would love to see someone make a video with this plot. Might wake some fucking zombie heretics the fuck up. Or their heads explode. Either is acceptable.

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Paratrooper82 3 points ago +3 / -0

No Binoculars allowed either or they’ll be REMOVED!

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DeplorableLA 2 points ago +2 / -0

Binoculars! Behind the bike rack, peasants!

/s

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wolfpack28 [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

and only one chair allowed

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Formerlurker92 3 points ago +3 / -0

This is what they actually believe constitutes a fair election

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mattb11 3 points ago +3 / -0

Reposted it on twitter, will see if any trump haters respond.

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Dereliction 3 points ago +3 / -0

I see absolutely no reason it shouldn't happen this way.

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undecidedmask 3 points ago +3 / -0

While everyone is gone, Pence will begin counting every Trump ballot thrice. Ship a truckload of votes in.

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RedTX 2 points ago +2 / -0

Especially Fat Jerry. That motherfucker is bound to shit his pants when he hears the good news!

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The_red_hat 2 points ago +2 / -0

This made my day

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Jaunty_Haul 2 points ago +2 / -0

I can't wait for SCOTUS to deny them standing when they bitch about all this.

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wolfpack28 [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

There's more to the story I will be posting later.

Stand back and stand by...

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YourMamma57 1 point ago +1 / -0

it would seem just to do so

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Sl0re10 1 point ago +1 / -0

Just being in the building is good enough.