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posted ago by wolfpack28 ago by wolfpack28 +1165 / -0

Witnesses should be 60 feet away while Pence counts the Electoral College votes. They should have Plexiglas barriers between them and Pence as he counts. Because covid.

Pence should open all the envelopes and then stack all the EC ballots in a pile. he should then shred all the envelopes and then burn the shreds. The pile of ballots shall then be shuffled. Because covid.

Pence should count a portion of votes and then call a Lid on counting, while Joe Biden is in the lead. The witnesses should be escorted out, while being told no more counting will occur. promise Because covid.

After a period of time, the witnesses should be allowed to return, but the plexiglas windows should be covered with cardboard. They'll be in the building, so still perfectly legal. They don't need to actually be able to SEE Pence as he counts. Because... yeah you get it by now.

Pence will continue counting. The remainder of the count will go 98% for Trump.

At the end of the count, Pence shreds the ballots and burns the shreds. Trump wins the electoral college. blah blah covid.

Most secure electoral college count in history.

Covid.

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DeplorableLA 2 points ago +2 / -0

Binoculars! Behind the bike rack, peasants!

/s