Gonna need to stretch for these mental gymnastics

Forget high school; these people need to go back to elementary school.

Fucking clown world. I want all tampons banned because my vagina is bleeding...no offense lady pedes

Listen Bigot, just because he freed the slaves, it doesn't mean he CARED about black people! Did he burn down his own cities while wearing BLM shirts? Did he make sure more black babies are aborted than born? Did he murder his own black brothers in the streets to advance his own pointless gang?

Thought not! Go do some more research. And remember, 9 unarmed black people were killed by police last year, when will they stop murdering us??!? #GeorgeKirby

<checks to see if this is the Babylon Bee>

I guess if he REALLY cared, on top of ending slavery of black people, he would have forced white people INTO slavery with black masters.... /s