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Memebomber 392 points ago +395 / -3

But they have yellow lines and face diapers. Covid cannot cross yellow lines, and face diapers make you invincible, right?

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Phrazel 132 points ago +134 / -2

Nice catch on the covid blockers

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donaldismydad 72 points ago +72 / -0

i like leaving my mask dangling from one ear while nibbling on a foot long slim jim, SNAP OUTTA YO FACE DIAPER, SNAP INTO A SLIM JIM!

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FuckReddit4545 27 points ago +27 / -0

Ran into two guys with lollipops, was a great loophole

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Disrupter2020 22 points ago +22 / -0

I use a water bottle or drink. The sheep don't know how to react since they think the China Virus can't get you when sitting down at a restaurant but viciously attacks when you walk into a restaurant or get up to go to the restroom.

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ChinaVirusBigly 19 points ago +19 / -0

at the gym I sip from my water bottle like every 30 seconds so anyone looking at me can't tell me to put my mask on since I can say I'm about to have a drink of water. My gym has gotten super anal about enforcement so I started doing this so I don't have to take it off and on

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DrNilesCrane___ 10 points ago +10 / -0

Staying hydrated AND pissing off the maskies. Very good.

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Russian_ambassador 4 points ago +4 / -0

I did that for a few months, and then ended up cancelling their asses.

I mean I'd be near three plates into mid squat and asked to pull the mask up. Fuck these clowns.

God I gotta find a based gym and slow down the late night drinking.

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Titanium 1 point ago +1 / -0

Bring a platypus

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FuckReddit4545 5 points ago +5 / -0

Yeah thats the most common it seems. I just really enjoyed seeing those two guys walk around the mall with massive shit eating grins

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AmericanMan00 1 point ago +1 / -0

That's it, it's absurd and you can't acknowledge the absurdness or you'll be attacked for being an absurdness killer. It really is absurd theater.

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NegativeRainbow 5 points ago +5 / -0

Eat the sucker, don't BE the sucker.

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Anon331717 2 points ago +2 / -0

When our town said that you have to have a mask, or be eating or drinking to not wear one, I told her to give out free dum-dums to customers. It’s worked great.

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FuckReddit4545 1 point ago +1 / -0

taps head

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UprightParadigm 1 point ago +1 / -0

Thanks for the inspiration! https://thedonald.win/p/11R4gYR96N/

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GitmObama 32 points ago +32 / -0

Me Too! But I'm mean and a natural aggravater. I want them to say something. I'm ready to get medieval.

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notmydirtyalt 32 points ago +32 / -0

Carry asbestos and just pocket sand them with it. The mask will protect against 0.1 micron virus, no reason it won't protect against 0.5 micron asbestos.

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Youbetgiraffe1 9 points ago +9 / -0

Lmao carry asbestos I’m dead

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toasty 7 points ago +7 / -0

It's like throwing a fist full of gravel at a chain link fence and expecting it not to go through.

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FredRedd 3 points ago +3 / -0

You Pedes... y’all so bad! I’m inspired!

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Bill_Paxton 25 points ago +25 / -0

I just go straight to old school boxing stance and say nothing. Done with this shit.

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OZ00MSTALLGEESE 4 points ago +5 / -1

"any display of masculinity makes me uncomfortable because of my inability to deal with my own shortcomings so i use lame humor to cope. i also shout 'tiny dick' when i see a large truck"

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Thrasymachus 3 points ago +3 / -0

I mean, after getting on the floor not doing the dinosaur is a pretty big missed opportunity if I'm being honest.

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FormerGraveheart -1 points ago +2 / -3

This piece of garbage is still here?

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TruthMaximus 8 points ago +8 / -0

I say fuck ya mutha

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Wholelottarosie1776 -1 points ago +1 / -2

I had a bone marrow transplant 3 months ago. I have to wear a mask even if the chy-na virus wasnt a thing. I politely ask people to not be so close because of my compromised immune system (and i point to my bald head and blackened fingernails from chemo).

Not everyone wearing a mask is a sheep and it makes you look like a pompous ass if you are ready to fight someone over it.

And yes i have to go out and buy groceries, so dont tell me to stay home.

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Wholelottarosie1776 0 points ago +1 / -1

Look up a Bone Marrow Transplant you ignorant asshole. Then tell me im being a poor little me

Im not a victim, never was. I hate masks as much as the next person. But i was blasted with 3 different chemotherapies, and rabbit serum to drop my immune system to ZERO so i could receive a stem cell transplant. You can fuck right off with your ignorant nonesense.

And unless you are paying for my groceries to be delivered, i HAVE TO GO OUT to get food.

Unlike you i dont expect the world to bend for me. What i do expect is common decency. You encroach upon other people's spaces because you are a bully. You are so selfish you dont take the time to think of why the other person may be wearing a mask. You are absolutely no different than the obnoxious assholes on the left.

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Wholelottarosie1776 -1 points ago +1 / -2

As someone recovering from a bone marrow transplant, i must say you are a dick. My immune system is compromised. If you get in my face after i explain that im sick and trying to protect myself, im pepper spraying you. You dont have the right to endanger someone else. Dont wear a mask, thats your choice. But dont infringe on others because you dont know what their health situation is.

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Wholelottarosie1776 0 points ago +1 / -1

Thank you for saying this. All i want is understanding. People have lost compassion and the ability to think of the other person. Masks suck and most people wearing them are sheep. But there are people there that are wearing them for health reasons. Its not up to someone else to harass them because they dont agree.

Its becoming exhausting how many people in this sub are so extreme and downright bullies. You dont want to wear a mask, live your life. But dont bother others.

Be well Fren

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Norwayhastrolls 6 points ago +7 / -1

Kindred bro

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Flipbarryfromreddit 20 points ago +20 / -0

COSTCO HAS THEIR OWN FOOD COURT TO BUY FOOD READY TO EAT THAT THEY COOK RESTUARANT STYLE. It really is a fucking joke!!

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visorak 8 points ago +8 / -0

Except they reduced their menu by taking the good stuff off of it for no reason.

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Flipbarryfromreddit 2 points ago +2 / -0

Really? What did they take off?

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txladyvoter 6 points ago +6 / -0

And you have to buy it and take it outside literally to eat it in your car or somewhere.

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Russian_ambassador 1 point ago +1 / -0

I like to say I push the line as much as I can in these types of cirmstances, so you're in good company.

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DippedBeef 23 points ago +23 / -0

I love doing this with the little democrat circles in gas stations and grocery stores. Weird how conditioned people have become in 9 months to stand on a fucking sticker, and look at others funny when they don't. We must break the conditioning.

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Basard 29 points ago +29 / -0

I like the sense of brotherhood I get when I walk past or get in line with a non-masker.

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nofxjunky 11 points ago +11 / -0

^This guy gets it.

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Wallypip3 8 points ago +8 / -0

Lmao

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Infidel440 7 points ago +7 / -0

I high five the non mask wearers.

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Basard 5 points ago +5 / -0

Fuck yeah, good idea!!!

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dontsteponsnek 3 points ago +3 / -0

I thought the same until I moved to LA California (for work)... I haven’t seen a fellow non-masker since, only this happens now: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=GEStsLJZhzo

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FredRedd 1 point ago +1 / -0

I have definitely seen increasingly larger numbers of store employees with the mask below the nose lately. In Target of all places.

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Basard 7 points ago +7 / -0

Cops wont enforce it here.... I got forced into wearing a mask at Harbor freight, back during the summer, put it on for two minutes after I was already in line.... fuckin cunts didn't even have a garbage can for me to put it in before i got back to my car.... how sanitary is that. I had to go back into the store, with my mask off and ask for a damned garbage can to put it in lol. Never going back. I'll pay more at my local shops like I've been doing. Besides, I had to disassemble and clean the grit out of the caliper I bought from them anyways... worth the extra two bucks not to get that garbage.

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4Godand4Country 3 points ago +3 / -0

Thems slavegoods

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Bill_Paxton 2 points ago +3 / -1

wimp

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Flipbarryfromreddit 1 point ago +1 / -0

Looking at my gym’s sticker lines as I read this haha

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DaisyWicksGhost 4 points ago +4 / -0

You should see it at Meijer(s) in Michigan! Assholes to elbows and talking about how Biden is The Savior! Union families LOVE Biden and Kamala in white Detroit!

"Muh kids are off the hook for coooledddg loans we get to stay home till spring!!!"

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FredRedd 1 point ago +1 / -0

You too?! KEK KEK!

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Dang 14 points ago +14 / -0

In California, covid doesn't come out until after 10pm!

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RedSocks157 31 points ago +32 / -1

Ugh why must you spam shit all the time man. It's not even that you're wrong or I disagree, it's just totally random to add to the end of an unrelated conversation.

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CrewmanInRed 18 points ago +18 / -0

For fake internet points.

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Memebomber 9 points ago +9 / -0

For fake negative internet points maybe

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JuicyfearsMAGA 5 points ago +5 / -0

Right and that jackass once told me not to look at his posts or be here if he didn't like it. Dude, make your own post, or dude, be on topic. But he's most likely a bot

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horsefacestorm 3 points ago +3 / -0

For the memories 😂

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Razi 8 points ago +8 / -0

Trusting old guard GOP is currently at 0/2 considering Barr and Mitch.

I hope that he is solid.

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Razi 1 point ago +1 / -0

Look in the history of the FBI. Long history of essentially operating a shadow government to usurp the presidency.

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UpTrump 3 points ago +3 / -0

And then when he contests it, the house and senate must agree....... Why leave that vital part out?

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Dashmoomoo 1 point ago +1 / -0

Didnt know that. Like it.

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Hans_MacGruber 22 points ago +22 / -0

Don’t forget about the plexiglass! I’m sure that totally protects the keypads that everyone touches when they check out — and that don’t get sanitized after each transaction. But covid knows they care, so it’s all good.

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coolhandcuke 8 points ago +8 / -0

For awhile, people where I live were spraying their own sanitizer on the checkout keypads/card things so they had to put up signs begging people not to. Otherwise, they wouldn't work properly

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The_Bloofy_Bullshark 6 points ago +6 / -0

Kroger had those signs in theirs. People fucked up a ton of the self checkout terminals at one of my local stores.

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thisisatestof2 3 points ago +3 / -0

A local grocery store had to put basically a sticky plastic wrap on all their card readers because idiots kept dousing them with like 10 sprays of sanitizer and fired some. I overheard people whine about how "you not opening every other register line the state says you should! Why do you want to kill me?" Well, if you idiots would stop destroying card readers faster then they can replace them....

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Hans_MacGruber -2 points ago +1 / -3

Costco needs to get a clue and get Scan & Go like Sam’s Club has. No lines, and no touching covid-infested card readers. We can pick up covid from all the other shit in the warehouse that’s been touched by the masses. 🤣

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Itiswrittenkjv1611 2 points ago +2 / -0

pede with facts and logic lol

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CahalTheMad 7 points ago +7 / -0

No, you're only invincible if everyone ELSE is shackled with a face diaper.

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Lady_MaGa 9 points ago +9 / -0

6 feet conditions you to obey their commands when they come for people.

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donaldismydad 7 points ago +7 / -0

6 feet is a reminder where commies belong, 6 FEET UNDER!

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Sting 22 points ago +23 / -1

FAKE NEWS

(she has a 50 year supply of hooch in a fallout bunker)

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4more 7 points ago +7 / -0

And her own vineyard to make more

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FedUpAndReady 5 points ago +5 / -0

What would she do without her booze? She might realize how ugly she is.

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Rginap 48 points ago +48 / -0

If there’s a real pandemic people would not need to be TOLD to stay the fuck home, they would do it naturally. People will adjust their behavior according to the reality of the situation.

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JuicyfearsMAGA 14 points ago +14 / -0

Remember when China staged that to get the world freaked out over covid and help push lockdowns?

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JuicyfearsMAGA 10 points ago +10 / -0

The biggest scam ever perpetrated on the American people.

It's very unfortunate how we allowed globalism to flex their muscles on this one

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Kweebecker 2 points ago +2 / -0

The average age of death without covid is 81. The average age of death with covid is 82. Logically speaking, if I want to live a longer life, I should catch covid.

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panthicc 18 points ago +18 / -0

This is what really gets me.

Humans are pretty good at self-preservation. If people were really worried about getting sick and dying, they wouldn't be leaving their homes at all. And our "leaders" would be hiding away in their bunkers instead of dining out at restaurants for a birthday party with their buddies.

When the news of the outbreak was first starting come to the surface, the media was shaming people for taking it seriously. People, without anybody telling them, were starting to buy up face masks and disinfectants, to the point that all major outlets were putting out articles to mock and belittle them. We were preppers and conspiracy nuts and xenophobes putting Chinese food restaurants out of business :( over a virus they said wouldn't even spread to the US. The irony.

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MaxineWaters4Prez 4 points ago +4 / -0

If there was a real pandemic I'd be dead by now. Don't wear masks.

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JS_Mill 3 points ago +3 / -0

in other words, capitalism.

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MAUSGA 13 points ago +13 / -0

For real, closing down liquor stores would precipitate a worse public health crisis than COVID could ever dream of being. SO MANY under-the-radar alcoholics out there.

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MAUSGA 10 points ago +10 / -0

Oh yeah, don't get me wrong, I think everything should be open for people to make their own decisions. In my part of the world, brothels were allowed to stay open longer than churches or gyms 🤡🌎

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Sixty2ndAssassin 8 points ago +8 / -0

Hey! Leave me out of this!

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jubyeonin 6 points ago +6 / -0

The alcohol disinfects your blood. Also, there is no disinfectant for blood.

🤡🌎

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SmartGuy 6 points ago +6 / -0

if there was a real pandemic they would let us out so we all die its literaly satans wet dream....they want to cull the herd which is why they give us vaccines to maim and injure/ kill

See my submitted for interview with vaccine researcher who says he would move to another country if his kids had to take a vaccine.

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Junionthepipeline 5 points ago +5 / -0

If it was a real pandemic you would have to force people outside

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Tyrant597 95 points ago +96 / -1

This dude got a whole box of bananas and like 5 cases of wine? lol

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hloblart 27 points ago +27 / -0

I would say small restaurant owner... but they are apparently closed in whatever pitiful state that is(literally, I pity them).

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newuser999 11 points ago +11 / -0

Not in AZ. Businessness are open as usual except u have to wear a diaper. A lot of these places already closed tho.

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Itiswrittenkjv1611 4 points ago +4 / -0

dude you almost made soda come out of my nose.

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Ebbie8708 6 points ago +6 / -0

It's the dumbest goddamn thing.

Follow the science means "wear you mask when you are walking to your table, take the mask off, but if you leave the table, you gotta put the mask back on" here.

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Kweebecker 2 points ago +2 / -0

I like to narrate it. "I'm dangerous, I'm dangerous, I'm dangerous, I'm dangerous, I'm safe! We did it!"

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Rychus 1 point ago +1 / -0

kek

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hloblart 6 points ago +6 / -0

How do you explain the bananas, pet gorilla?

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Tduser6543210 3 points ago +3 / -0

Gotta keep that potassium up or you’ll die of cardiac arrest before your liver fails!

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hloblart 3 points ago +4 / -1

This ruins my throwaway joke, but fun fact, gorillas eat less than people.

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borscht-nazi 4 points ago +4 / -0

>Restaurant owners never use Costco.

My in-laws owned a restaurant, they shopped at Costco all the time. A couple of restaurants around where I live now shop at Costco all the time. But what do I know, an internet expert knows best!

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ENVYNITAZ 18 points ago +19 / -1

hahahahahahahaha

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Darkheartisland 4 points ago +9 / -5

Don't kink shame

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Ink-xx 3 points ago +3 / -0

always* kink shame

throw the faggots back into their closets

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HockeyMom4Trump 1 point ago +2 / -1

Your username😂

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RedSocks157 1 point ago +1 / -0

Priorities

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Gmama2 74 points ago +75 / -1

Democrats loathe small business because small business owners can think and solve problems without the government.

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MadeinUSAquality1 31 points ago +31 / -0

Plus they do not pay big money thru lobby whores.

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Tduser6543210 4 points ago +4 / -0

Also no stock options!

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dridas 62 points ago +64 / -2

Cases are up because when you test positive they force you to keep testing until you are negative. Multiple cases reported for a single individual.

Think about that one for second. Upswings in cases aren’t about more people with COVID, it’s about more tests being positive.

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dridas 13 points ago +14 / -1

That too. But it’s counted as a case, and that same person would likely be tested again in 3-4 days. False positives, and multiple cases for the same person.

Wait a second.....is Dominion in charge of the tabulation of COVID cases?

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Skogin 6 points ago +7 / -1

Now you’re getting it.

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Sting 16 points ago +17 / -1

Plus multiple types of coronavirus are probably triggering a positive test. Noticed the flu has practically disappeared.

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Skogin 10 points ago +10 / -0

It’s all bullshit.

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Hellann 6 points ago +6 / -0

A friend of a friend allegedly tested positive for covid, but it was actually shingles.

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djentropyhardcore 1 point ago +1 / -0

shingles sucks. i got it in my eye. hope he's ok.

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Hellann 1 point ago +1 / -0

In the eye? Oh man!

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JS_Mill 3 points ago +3 / -0

Only good way to deal with this shit it to open EVERYTHING up. If the Covid beds get swamped, MAKE FUCKING MORE IN ADVANCE. done, simple as that and we save millions if not billions.

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_George_Costanza_ 6 points ago +6 / -0

Looks like you’ve had a little too much to think.

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HockeyMom4Trump 3 points ago +3 / -0

Well, originally it was fifteen days to flatten the curve, so they had time to prepare, get PPE, ventilators, etc. Now here we are in December and ice arenas are closed and no hockey. Ugh. Fuckers.

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Kweebecker 1 point ago +1 / -0

15 days to slow the spread!

We got medical aircraft carriers, sitting vacant. Hospital overflow, unflowed. Nurses being laid off for lack of work.

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Madpoli 3 points ago +3 / -0

Most importantly are the inflated covid deaths. Most "covid" deaths are actually from many other causes that someone would have died from anyway like pneumonia, flu, heart attack, car accident, etc. What makes it even less deadly is that there are probably over 100 million covid cases in reality, most people don't get tested for it because most people don't have symptoms so I think we easily have over 100 million cases but barely any deaths, like under 40-50k or something. Let's get back to fucking normal life these lockdowns, masks, etc. are all about control. If we had a real threat that was killing everyone I would use every precaution possible.

Another big propaganda is this: https://www.washingtonian.com/2020/12/14/white-house-covid-leg-amputated-crede-bailey-gofundme/ This doesn't sound like covid one bit to me. The fake media and the rich big shots are scaring us even more with this shit.

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_George_Costanza_ 3 points ago +3 / -0

They’re not differentiating between those dying ‘from’ covid and those dying ‘with’ covid. Big difference.

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HeavyVetting 1 point ago +1 / -0

I wish you were kidding about the car accidents.

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Madpoli 2 points ago +2 / -0

Nope it's true. Car/motorcycle accidents are legit getting counted as covid deaths. This is one example: https://cbs12.com/news/local/man-who-died-in-motorcycle-crash-counted-as-covid-19-death-in-florida-report

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Shaffro 50 points ago +51 / -1

I guess you're immune from covid at Costco and other big businesses.

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JudicialDredd 18 points ago +18 / -0

Common knowledge.

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Left-Austin-4-freedo 13 points ago +13 / -0

Covid only strikes at churches and peaceful protests but its scared of rioters and mega corporations

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Junionthepipeline 5 points ago +5 / -0

And only before ten pm

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Madpoli 4 points ago +4 / -0

Don't forget strip clubs are open but churches are closed for some reason.

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neversniffedbybiden 2 points ago +2 / -0

Science!

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wethedownvoted 1 point ago +1 / -0

Central food distribution centers are always open comrade

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JollyPop 33 points ago +34 / -1

OPEN AMERICA NOW

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LockeThePatriot 10 points ago +10 / -0

Only The People can make that happen. We gotta stop waiting for politicians to rescue us.

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neversniffedbybiden 11 points ago +11 / -0

Which simply is not going to happen. Often I am the only person who doesn’t have a mask on and even the people you know don’t want to wear it give me dirty looks. Our countries men have become pussies.

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neversniffedbybiden 9 points ago +9 / -0

I am in a very red area and these tools just comply with the bullshit. I see more 60+ year old women fighting the fight then the military aged men, it’s heartbreaking.

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MaxineWaters4Prez 2 points ago +2 / -0

They're not going to rescue us, they're imposing this shit.

The day will NEVER EVER COME when they say "OK, we're all clear now you can go back to normal"

It won't happen. Either we take it upon ourselves or we suffocate forever.

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BajoPivljanin 28 points ago +29 / -1

Take off those dippers !

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DippedBeef 12 points ago +12 / -0

Costco is a rough one. It's our favorite store, and they physically won't let you through the front door if you don't comply. Lower it while you're shopping, and someone will promptly remind you that you're out of line.

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Hans_MacGruber 4 points ago +4 / -0

I’ve walked in with my mask in my hand, and the mask Nazi at the entrance had a cow and kept telling me that my mask needed to be on my face at the entrance. I told her I’d put it on after I got my membership card put away and kept walking. I’m pretty sure I heard her call for a manager. Clowns. 🤣

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cusp-of-carabelli 4 points ago +4 / -0

I have no need for a 55 gallon drum of Pantene. More power to you.

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HockeyMom4Trump 2 points ago +2 / -0

Same. I do it get the appeal of Costco.

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Ebbie8708 2 points ago +3 / -1

I've only been to Costco once. They were nice enough to let me in without a membership, but when I tried to buy something, they refused to take my moneys.

As I left, I told the broad by the door that "You guys are a bunch of commies!"

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beholdachair 2 points ago +2 / -0

zombie bulk purchasing

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JGur 2 points ago +2 / -0

you tell them to back up because your mask is not on properly and they are too close and now they have coronavirus

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MarvinNash 3 points ago +3 / -0

Walk around maskless. Anyone gives you grief, be like, "I have the Covid right now. A stupid mask won't do ME any good!"

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Kweebecker 1 point ago +1 / -0

One exemption of mask wearing is medical reasons. Restricted oxygen flow from the 'rona is a reason to need air, and is medical in nature.

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XxxRDTPRNxxX 22 points ago +22 / -0

The constitution gives you the inalienable right to peaceably assemble.

Doesn't fucking matter if you're protesting, going to church, or assembling to eat dinner.

How have these shutdowns NOT gone to the scotus yet?!

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jimzumaca 15 points ago +15 / -0

Because it has nothing to do with gay marriage! Those are the priorities for the Supreme Court: legislating from the bench.

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Dtom13 10 points ago +10 / -0

The church case has gone to SCOTUS and they struck down the restrictions. At least the court is doing "something* right.

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XxxRDTPRNxxX 7 points ago +7 / -0

As an atheist I think it means jack shit if the precedent isn't extended to ALL peaceful assemblies since prayer isn't gonna stop commies.

I'm glad others get to go to church, But it's not freedom unless everyone can go out and assemble however they want. Until then it's just special privileges for some.

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JuicyfearsMAGA 2 points ago +2 / -0

From a constitutional standpoint, you're right. Religion needs to be protected, but so does all forms of assembly. Not everyone is religious or goes to church, and those Americans deserve every constitutional right as well.

We can't pray the gay away, and we sure as hell can't pray the commies away.

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Junionthepipeline 2 points ago +2 / -0

You can go to atheist church.

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Dtom13 1 point ago +1 / -0

I'm also an atheist (hey, there's more than one of us heree!) I agree. Hopefully there are more lawsuits for secular gatherings.

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Bequeathed_Nugs 2 points ago +2 / -0

States have blatantly been disregarding the constitution for years now in different ways. SCOTUS has then conveniently declined to even hear perfectly reasonable cases. Why would that change now?

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chambleepede 2 points ago +2 / -0

One minor tweak. The constitution recognizes that right exists. It is inalienable. It is God-given.

To answer your question... we have given way too much deference towards safety and public health. We are ignoring the constitution.

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boony_ 18 points ago +19 / -1

100% propping up the big box stores while mom and pop shops close is criminal.

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Genericwhitemale 12 points ago +12 / -0

I love mom and pop shops, they give zero fucks about masks. they can take my money.

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boony_ 4 points ago +4 / -0

So the CCP can buy up the buildings

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ltpayne 18 points ago +18 / -0

I just went to about seven stores today without a mask one of them was bath & body works where they're supposedly mask nazis The only one that even said anything to me for not wearing a mask was Books-A-Million. And that books a million I had picked out a bunch of stuff already and when the peg leg store keep dummycrat said I should wear a mask I said should I put all this stuff down and go ahead and leave then or should I check out first cuz I was going to check out anyway. They said oh oh oh go ahead and check out please just stay 6 ft. I even went to a restaurant where the guy told me nice hat as I was breaking their stupid mass policy standing there in line. Believe it or not people actually appreciate when people don't act like sheep

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pswho11 14 points ago +14 / -0

Since this all started it has been fucking hilarious that we have lockdowns, mask wearing, markers for waiting in line, etc. when we walk all around these huge stores right next to each other, place our grimy hands on everything, use water fountains, pretend like masks do anything. At my school we have to wear masks AND face shields on campus but they let us take them off in between classes for hours so it’s completely pointless. It’s all for looks just like this whole pandemic has been.

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thisisatestof2 2 points ago +2 / -0

In my state they had "mask breaks" for all the public schools that opened. Basically every so often a classroom full of kids would go outside, take off their mask for 5-10 min, put them on and go back inside. But don't you dare ask how that makes any sense and question it, you selfish science denier!

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HockeyMom4Trump 2 points ago +2 / -0

This is similar to calling a timeout in tag. When a child is on a mask break, Covid is not allowed to be infectious! Duh.

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terablelizard 12 points ago +12 / -0

That's how we knew it wasn't really a dangerous virus. If you can still GO to Harris Teeter and Costco and Lowes in droves, then obviously there is nothing to worry about. Masks are irrelevant.

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PromiseImNotASpook 11 points ago +11 / -0

The entire lockdown has been one giant gift to large corporations.

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Genericwhitemale 5 points ago +5 / -0

They’re making the gap between small businesses and large corporations yuge. Not good

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Barrysstash 10 points ago +11 / -1

Agreed.

And fuck the Chinese overseas trading company with a rotten dildo

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Pederella 7 points ago +7 / -0

Open everything. Today I shopped Walmart and Lowe's with a bare face. Smiled and nodded at everyone. No staff commented.🚫 😷🚫

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Genericwhitemale 5 points ago +5 / -0

Lowes is chill, why would one enter a Walmart?

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Pederella 1 point ago +1 / -0

Because Wallie is one of a select few retailers getting shipments of pressure canning supplies until next spring. I have almost two years worth of high quality shelf stable meat, vegetables and fruits. Do you?

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Genericwhitemale 1 point ago +1 / -0

I need to... is there a guide somewhere? lol

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Bazooka_TOOTH 1 point ago +1 / -0

I do the same in Northern CA and no one says a word. I also found a based grocery store that welcomes me, no mask and all...I only shop at that store now even though they don't carry everything that I would normally purchase.

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klavier285 6 points ago +6 / -0

This is how my Walmart looks where I live in PA, and our Dem Governor just put another lockdown in place that bans gyms, indoor dining, indoor gathering and events of more than 10 people...but hey, if you're a mega rich corporation you get to keep making money while all of main street goes out of business.

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Genericwhitemale 1 point ago +1 / -0

it's time for a revolution

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Pede3 1 point ago +1 / -0

Also in PA. Above pic is a quiet weekday at the local Costco. Saturday is a different story, and social distancing is impossible.

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NorthAfricanViolet 6 points ago +6 / -0

Yep, the state where my cousin lives just shut down even more. No open restaurants, but the mega stores are still packing them in... Of course, Tom Wolf is his Governor, so...

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TrumpRocks 4 points ago +4 / -0

Wolf is a piece of shit. Funny thing is, most of the people affected by this shutdown (servers, bartenders, etc) are Dems and probably voted for him. If they did, they deserve to be unemployed.

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NorthAfricanViolet 5 points ago +5 / -0

If the 2020 election has taught us anything it is that there is a high chance even Wolf did not win his election to be Governor...

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thisisatestof2 2 points ago +2 / -0

Wait, did Wolfe follow Newsom and Halfwhit and shut down indoor dining state wide again? They say follow the science, but restaurants have proven to have little, if any, spread. They just scare Karen that people may gather and not exsist in a state of terror like they do.

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NorthAfricanViolet 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yeah, my cousin stopped at two different restaurants today after work, and was told by both that they are closed to everything but take out. He stated that both of which were open over the last week.

(He wanted nachos, did not want to have them get soggy in the take out container, and wanted to eat them fresh, which is why he tried two different places.)

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thisisatestof2 2 points ago +2 / -0

This likely kills all but the chains like Applebee's, TGIF, etc.

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jimzumaca 6 points ago +6 / -0

But they're standing! Standing! Covid can tell the difference!

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SusquehannaGrad 6 points ago +6 / -0

A more apt comparison would be the food court at Costco which while open, still doesn't have seating.

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Tullipso 6 points ago +6 / -0

As an American living overseas in a country with very lax rules around COVID--where I can still go to Costco (with samples), grab a cup of coffee, go to church and eat out... feels bad man. Why the heck aren't you 1776ing yet?

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Genericwhitemale 2 points ago +2 / -0

What country is this? i’m coming

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Tullipso 4 points ago +4 / -0

Japan. We wrote their constitution and they are actually abiding by it.

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cusp-of-carabelli 2 points ago +2 / -0

Lucky you, Dom. Tucker misses you (that was a great episode).

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Genericwhitemale 2 points ago +2 / -0

Just when I thought I couldn't love Japan any more...

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Kweebecker 1 point ago +1 / -0

Ah, Japan, the land where when they were told "millions of Americans consume product from Akihabara that offends and denigrates the women-identifying-folk! You're helping millions be misogynistic!" said "Really, millions? Hey, new tourism idea..."

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SWIM 5 points ago +5 / -0

Whenever I see a photo like this I imagine some shadowy figure rubbing his hands together going "Yes....YES! They're ALL wearing the masks! All according to plan..." before turning around in his swivel chair to gaze out the window at a stormy sky.

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HockeyMom4Trump 3 points ago +3 / -0

I think the same thing. I feel like we are being trolled.

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WildSauce 5 points ago +5 / -0

Also it is probably a good idea to visit your local Costco right now. Stock up on food and water. Fill your freezer and pantry. The next month might get real crazy.

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farstriderr 7 points ago +7 / -0

Yeah we might start posting a lot more on internet websites while the CCP takes over the USA.

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whateverbruh 4 points ago +4 / -0

Mega Corps have the money and lawyers to fight unlawful lock downs.

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LosPepesContra 4 points ago +4 / -0

Post office as well.

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The_Bloofy_Bullshark 4 points ago +4 / -0

Funny thing about the post office and big box/chain retailers.

I was not getting any of my packages delivered because my apartment office was closed almost all year and according to the USPS delivery driver, they did not have a code to our parcel room. Obviously the local post office was useless - ended up finding the number to contact the Postmaster after some very important packages were “lost”. Postmaster was extremely nice and a pleasure to deal with after I told her about our issues. Two days later there was a sudden increase in the amount of packages delivered. They had the code to the parcel room this whole time - it turns out they are prioritizing Amazon deliveries (according to the Postmaster, on Sunday they still deliver Amazon packages), while forcing small businesses to get stuck in the shitty situation of having to refund customers when delivery hit times are missed. If it is in an Amazon box or pouch, it went into a parcel locker, if it didn’t then they would just write up a tag and toss that into your mailbox. One tag was placed in my box a week after the delivery was supposedly attempted. Since that call though, I haven’t missed one delivery.

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Pede3 1 point ago +1 / -0

The library is a joke. Limited hours that are impossible for many working people, temp checks with broken (or poorly calibrated?) Ipads, librarians following you around/watching to see if you touch anything, reduced services, etc. They really don't seem to want to be open, but the head librarian still collects her 6 fig salary + benefits.

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Grover 4 points ago +4 / -0

This image makes me sick. How many of these people were small business owners? How many once worked for a small business Amazon, Costco, they all have the politicians in their pockets.

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A1waysLurk1ing 4 points ago +4 / -0

Fascism should rightly be called Corporatism, for both government and corporate interests have blended to the point where they are indistinguishable from each other.

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Robert 4 points ago +4 / -0

OP, are you a giant? Cause damn you tower over those folks in there.

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SwineFlu 3 points ago +3 / -0

They don't want us linking up at bars and restaurants for 2 reasons:

  1. they show the average American you CAN make it if you work hard and try. So they are picking on small biz owners.
  2. they know they made this election up and they don't want us congregating to realize Biden probably got around 25% of the votes he is saying he did.
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Junionthepipeline 1 point ago +1 / -0

The fake flu keeps people from talking in democrat states

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SwineFlu 2 points ago +2 / -0

"Democrat states"

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Junionthepipeline 1 point ago +1 / -0

True.

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Licensetomeme 3 points ago +3 / -0

Yeah but costco is open because food is a necessity..... Oh wait, what?!?!? Restaurants sell food, too? And, what's this? The amount they gain not only puts money into the hands of hard working ppl but that the money they make, in turn, is thus allocated to their f amiIys' needs?!?!? Why can't they just get an allowance? I mean, the government can just print out money and everybody will be fine. Look at Calif- oh wait. Chic-. Detroi-. New Y-..... Look, man. Surely there's a state or city where this works fine for lower and middle class families. And, if there's none, that's only because true printing money has never been done before.

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Left-Austin-4-freedo 3 points ago +3 / -0

Don't forget wearing the same mask every day and touching the same screens

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Shitsbrokeyo 3 points ago +3 / -0

They only care about places you frequent with people you know or talk to. Stores arent it. Bars churches restaurants etc. Gotta kill that information flow. They have control online. This is the normal containment of yore.

Control the information, control the people.

Wake up normies!!!

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kag-2020- 3 points ago +3 / -0

You think that's bad, look at an airplane. These rules have nothing to do with reason. It's all about control. The masks rules are underhanded Sharia.

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Gildoom 3 points ago +3 / -0

They have their Chin Talisman of Protection on, the cold virus from China is defeated by this simple spell.

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Helicopter_Latino 3 points ago +4 / -1

At this point the hoaxing is in your face. I wont give a dime to Bezos or any big box blood sucker.

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MAGACountryResident 2 points ago +2 / -0

No only big business owners by the elites are allowed to be open! Stop trying to stop the NWO?!

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Daughterfreedom76 2 points ago +2 / -0

Isn't it just odd how these huge corporations, companies, continue to make money just fine but it's the small businesses that are getting shit on big time! Can Trump order anything over the State Governors to stop the crippling of small business owners??

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highenergywinning 2 points ago +2 / -0

You should see the vegas casinos

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TwitterIsTrash 2 points ago +2 / -0

“bUT tHE mAsKs cAnT bE wOrN wHiLe eATiNg!1!1!1”

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brundlefly777 2 points ago +2 / -0

C O M M U N I S M

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The_RedWolf 2 points ago +2 / -0

I’d be even okay with reduced occupancy, most restaurants are only half full or less anyway pre-covid

Yes it’s still restrictive but at least a business could keep making 80% of its revenue instead of 0%