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Memebomber 392 points ago +395 / -3

But they have yellow lines and face diapers. Covid cannot cross yellow lines, and face diapers make you invincible, right?

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Phrazel 132 points ago +134 / -2

Nice catch on the covid blockers

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donaldismydad 72 points ago +72 / -0

i like leaving my mask dangling from one ear while nibbling on a foot long slim jim, SNAP OUTTA YO FACE DIAPER, SNAP INTO A SLIM JIM!

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FuckReddit4545 27 points ago +27 / -0

Ran into two guys with lollipops, was a great loophole

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UprightParadigm 1 point ago +1 / -0

Thanks for the inspiration! https://thedonald.win/p/11R4gYR96N/

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GitmObama 32 points ago +32 / -0

Me Too! But I'm mean and a natural aggravater. I want them to say something. I'm ready to get medieval.

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Norwayhastrolls 6 points ago +7 / -1

Kindred bro

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Russian_ambassador 1 point ago +1 / -0

I like to say I push the line as much as I can in these types of cirmstances, so you're in good company.

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DippedBeef 23 points ago +23 / -0

I love doing this with the little democrat circles in gas stations and grocery stores. Weird how conditioned people have become in 9 months to stand on a fucking sticker, and look at others funny when they don't. We must break the conditioning.

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Basard 29 points ago +29 / -0

I like the sense of brotherhood I get when I walk past or get in line with a non-masker.

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Flipbarryfromreddit 1 point ago +1 / -0

Looking at my gym’s sticker lines as I read this haha

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DaisyWicksGhost 4 points ago +4 / -0

You should see it at Meijer(s) in Michigan! Assholes to elbows and talking about how Biden is The Savior! Union families LOVE Biden and Kamala in white Detroit!

"Muh kids are off the hook for coooledddg loans we get to stay home till spring!!!"

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FredRedd 1 point ago +1 / -0

You too?! KEK KEK!

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Dang 14 points ago +14 / -0

In California, covid doesn't come out until after 10pm!

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RedSocks157 31 points ago +32 / -1

Ugh why must you spam shit all the time man. It's not even that you're wrong or I disagree, it's just totally random to add to the end of an unrelated conversation.

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CrewmanInRed 18 points ago +18 / -0

For fake internet points.

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JuicyfearsMAGA 5 points ago +5 / -0

Right and that jackass once told me not to look at his posts or be here if he didn't like it. Dude, make your own post, or dude, be on topic. But he's most likely a bot

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horsefacestorm 3 points ago +3 / -0

For the memories 😂

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Razi 8 points ago +8 / -0

Trusting old guard GOP is currently at 0/2 considering Barr and Mitch.

I hope that he is solid.

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UpTrump 3 points ago +3 / -0

And then when he contests it, the house and senate must agree....... Why leave that vital part out?

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Dashmoomoo 1 point ago +1 / -0

Didnt know that. Like it.

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Hans_MacGruber 22 points ago +22 / -0

Don’t forget about the plexiglass! I’m sure that totally protects the keypads that everyone touches when they check out — and that don’t get sanitized after each transaction. But covid knows they care, so it’s all good.

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coolhandcuke 8 points ago +8 / -0

For awhile, people where I live were spraying their own sanitizer on the checkout keypads/card things so they had to put up signs begging people not to. Otherwise, they wouldn't work properly

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The_Bloofy_Bullshark 6 points ago +6 / -0

Kroger had those signs in theirs. People fucked up a ton of the self checkout terminals at one of my local stores.

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thisisatestof2 3 points ago +3 / -0

A local grocery store had to put basically a sticky plastic wrap on all their card readers because idiots kept dousing them with like 10 sprays of sanitizer and fired some. I overheard people whine about how "you not opening every other register line the state says you should! Why do you want to kill me?" Well, if you idiots would stop destroying card readers faster then they can replace them....

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Hans_MacGruber -2 points ago +1 / -3

Costco needs to get a clue and get Scan & Go like Sam’s Club has. No lines, and no touching covid-infested card readers. We can pick up covid from all the other shit in the warehouse that’s been touched by the masses. 🤣

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Itiswrittenkjv1611 2 points ago +2 / -0

pede with facts and logic lol

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CahalTheMad 7 points ago +7 / -0

No, you're only invincible if everyone ELSE is shackled with a face diaper.

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Lady_MaGa 9 points ago +9 / -0

6 feet conditions you to obey their commands when they come for people.

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donaldismydad 7 points ago +7 / -0

6 feet is a reminder where commies belong, 6 FEET UNDER!