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Tx50bmg 204 points ago +205 / -1

Those are rookie numbers, you gotta pump those numbers up!

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JohnCClark 63 points ago +64 / -1

MR. VICE PRESIDENT. The KEY under the constitution is to:

NOT OPEN THE BALLOTS!!!

Reject them unopened! You have sole authority as to whether to open them. If its contested, then don’t open!

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JohnCClark 36 points ago +37 / -1

Its just like the signatures on the mail in ballots. You have to determine legitimacy BEFORE you open them!

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OGTD1 23 points ago +23 / -0

Lawsuits must be filed before the crime bigot!

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DarkDrai 17 points ago +25 / -8

Is he on Trump's side, though? Or is he just another spineless cuck? I honestly have no idea, and am genuinely asking. I've been impressed with him so far, but he could be another McConnell.

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Wtf_socialismreally 19 points ago +20 / -1

At the moment, there's no reason to doubt him. This is a unique opportunity that no one close to Trump has ever had though.

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DarkDrai 14 points ago +14 / -0

I remain cautiously optimistic, then.

He is suddenly the most powerful man in the world, as the deciding voice of which electors are chosen or rejected. Either he made a deal with the devil and merely tolerates Trump in order to raise his own reputation for future elections, or he's a true man of integrity who saw something REAL within Trump and will stand up for what's right regardless of the political fallout. Now that he's being presented with a path out, we'll see where his loyalties truly lie.

I would love to have my silly doubts smashed to pieces, but a lot has happened this year that I expected to go differently. Sorry for any noob doomering.

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SpiroSalamar 12 points ago +12 / -0

I’ve never seen Pence waiver. He and Trump are miles apart in demeanor, however, which could cause one to be cautious.

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FreedomDeliveries 3 points ago +3 / -0

I've met him and from his in person attitude, and how he many times has taken random speaking engagements and then made people mad by basically just talking about how great our president is, I think he believes in GOETUS only less than God.

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1A2A 1 point ago +1 / -0

Eh?

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rootGoose 5 points ago +5 / -0

under machine gun watch.

This will have the added side effect of armed experts Olin the Constitution.

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BigtiddyMeatloaf 5 points ago +6 / -1

Can you or someone explain why you wouldn’t open them? Wouldn’t that be cheating on Pences part?

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JohnCClark 7 points ago +7 / -0 (edited)

You have to make sure the signatures match... that they’re legitimate and not fraudulent ballots.

Edit: Pence obviously wouldn’t open the random letter I mail to congress which purports to be a certified set of 270 ballots.

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questor765 3 points ago +3 / -0

It is Pence's role in the process to open the ballot packages and present them to the legislature. If he has conflicting packages, say two from the same state, he can conceivably pick which one to open.

Alternatively he could play dumb and not open them.

In the first case, Congress can try to vote to throw out the votes he picks. Further changing the outcome.

In the latter case, the electoral vote is incomplete. Essentially running out the clock. As I understand, this would push us towards house delegations voting in place of the electoral college.

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Teslo 2 points ago +3 / -1

I'mmmmm about toooo debonkeeeddd!!

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boony_ 9 points ago +10 / -1

I was going to say this but would have butchered it.

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amERICanRA 5 points ago +5 / -0

Lol

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Hunter_loves_2_feet 4 points ago +4 / -0

Pluto, Mercury and Venus all have days longer than 30 hours. They are MUCH longer though. So if we are using any of those planets days, it’s definitely rookie numbers. Don’t forget an Earth day is a hair over 24 hours. It’s why we have Leap Day every 4 years. Venus has a day of over 5800 hours. If I could stay awake that long I might finally have enough hours in the day to get the leaves raked up.

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kish-kumen 2 points ago +2 / -0

Autist here...

Earth day is a hair UNDER 24 hours (23:59:56). That's why we have a leap day (an extra day) ever 4 years, to make up for the lost seconds.

If each day was a hair OVER 24 hours, we'd need to SKIP a day every 4 years. :D :D

The more you know!

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Hunter_loves_2_feet 1 point ago +1 / -0

Okay. I get that bit backwards. The rest was okay I assume?

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kish-kumen 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yes all was good kek

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ZerroDefex 2 points ago +2 / -0

Do you only work 8 days a week as well?

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JimmyJam 66 points ago +66 / -0

I’m at 50 hours a day minimum

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8thDayMAGA 32 points ago +32 / -0

Nobody likes a one upper. JimmyJam Destroyer of jokes..

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AnointedVisions 22 points ago +22 / -0

You've heard of 8 Minute Abs?

Get this. Seven Minute Abs

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DoIMAGAYouHornyBaby 8 points ago +8 / -0

Oooh, im interested. Saving 7min a week? Thats more “rising” browsing time.

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Libraritarian 7 points ago +7 / -0

I do 0 minute abs for that reason

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workinating 2 points ago +2 / -0

kek🤰

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JimmyJam 11 points ago +11 / -0

I’ve got a family.

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b00nis 15 points ago +15 / -0

Are they not logged on with you? TDW has replaced story time in my house!

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JimmyJam 14 points ago +14 / -0

The site is not hardcore Trump enough for the kids.

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b00nis 10 points ago +10 / -0

INFOWARS.COM

Mah man!

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ZeroDeltaTango 1 point ago +1 / -0

GreatAwakening.win

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Basard 4 points ago +4 / -0

TDW has replaced my house.

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LiberalismIsTheVirus 5 points ago +5 / -0

You been using the Giza DREAM sheets?

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ZerroDefex 3 points ago +3 / -0

They get him so rested he's awake one hour before he went to bed.

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AtomicNightmare 4 points ago +4 / -0

Kids these days, you tell them 50 hours a day .. they won't believe you.

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Wankerton 11 points ago +11 / -0

I've got my phone my tablet and my computer on this site at all times

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LockNload 2 points ago +2 / -0

29 hours, 50 hours, 72 hours....this is like comparing dicks with Big Mike. You just can’t win.

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Dtom13 5 points ago +5 / -0

Aren't Dominion clocks awesome? Perfect way to keep the time, and make more of it.

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donutreplyplz 2 points ago +2 / -0

I’m on here 69 hours a day, 420 days a week!!!! Pleb...

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Pointyearnation 51 points ago +51 / -0

Lol. Anyone else wake up in the dead of night and scroll through the site?? My dog thinks I'm nuts...she looks at me like "wtf you doing bitch"? Its 3am!

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A_Little_White_Duck 16 points ago +16 / -0

All the time, all the time.

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GreatBambino 13 points ago +13 / -0

Yep, I tell myself just five minutes and then I spend an hour shit posting and suddenly it's 4 am.

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Ebbie8708 10 points ago +10 / -0

Fuck, I’m in Arizona. We have to wake up at 3am to stay up to date with all the bullshit that is EST

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rabdargab 6 points ago +6 / -0

Night time is when the eurofag cucks come out, best time to scroll if you want to pop some

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NormaJeanRocks 22 points ago +22 / -0

I just popped a string damnit

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SittingJackFlash 20 points ago +21 / -1

F5F5F5F5F5F5F5F5F5F5F5F5F5F5F5F5

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tendies 6 points ago +6 / -0

I CAN'T STOP

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NullP 19 points ago +19 / -0

It's a PEPECaster!

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ItsFunToSay-M-A-G-A 13 points ago +13 / -0

No, it's a PEPEsquire! No neck pickup.

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MaoHadOnly1Testicle 2 points ago +2 / -0

The image is mirrored, and it really bothers me for some reason.

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Awilen 3 points ago +3 / -0

Did you just assume Pepe's right-handedness?

Edit: just noticed the Fender logo. RIOT!

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NullP 1 point ago +1 / -0

I am humbled, sir. Good catch!

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DivvyDivet 4 points ago +4 / -0

No Brakes!

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bubbadubs 4 points ago +4 / -0

Yeah man shit gets frustrating, every day I wake up and pray to God it’s the day Trump invokes the EO.

But we are at war, quite literally, and it is our duty as Patriots to be strong, fearless.

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BeTheTruth 15 points ago +15 / -0

Am I the only one to notice the well done Telecaster in the classic caramel finish!? Even the strings are nicely done!

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BeTheTruth 2 points ago +2 / -0

Only the really bad ass ones! haaaaaaa haaaaaa!

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Warren_Puffitt 2 points ago +2 / -0

My mental image of the perfect tele.

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VirPopulus 11 points ago +11 / -0

No LEFTY guitar players allowed!

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ZeroDeltaTango 5 points ago +5 / -0

No LEFTY guitar players allowed!

Pepi Hendrix can play ambidextrously, just like Jimi

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ZerroDefex 3 points ago +3 / -0

He's only playing left-handed to make it more fair.

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VirPopulus 2 points ago +2 / -0

I didn’t know Hendrix was ambidextrous. I did know that he was a Commie-hating Patriot though.

True story.

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_-Th0r-_ 3 points ago +3 / -0

He is playing right handed. The image is mirrored. Note the mirror orientation of “Fender.”

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VirPopulus 3 points ago +3 / -0

Pepe is forgiven.

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Warren_Puffitt 1 point ago +1 / -0

<Iommi has entered the chat>

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TopKeksWithFerns 10 points ago +10 / -0

Based pepe telecaster

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GrayGuns 9 points ago +9 / -0

Literally me with my butterscotch blonde tele

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JussieSmollett69 2 points ago +2 / -0

I too play my guitar in the nude.

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Warren_Puffitt 2 points ago +2 / -0

stickied for the first time feels like a general of the memewars gave me a medal

Got one from CINCPACFLT once. TD Sticky > any 10 medals.

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fartglove 6 points ago +9 / -3

I debated entering a mod application I am on here so much. Edit: downvote - kek. Someone doesnt love me long time.

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GreekYogurtGod 2 points ago +3 / -1

It's okay, the rest of us love you fartglove

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jiujiujiu 6 points ago +6 / -0

Bluesy telecaster sounds intensify

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ItsFunToSay-M-A-G-A 2 points ago +2 / -0

Pepe Collins

I Ain't Trump, I'm Just Meme-in'

.

Every day, baby

When the sun go down

I get with my friends

And I begin to clown

I don't care

What the people are thinkin'

I ain't Trump

I'm just meme-in'

.

(But you're so sly) Oh man, you know I ain't sly

(But you're so sly) I just meme a little bit every now and then

(But you're so sly) Aw man you oughta be ashamed of yo' self

(Stay Trump all the time) Aw c'mon now, don't y'all be like that

.

Come home last night

All in a rush

Baby get in a fuss

I say, "Honey, hush"

I don't care

What the people are thinkin'

I ain't Trump

I'm just meme-in'

.

(But you're so sly) Man, I ain't Trump, I done told y'all I ain't Trump, man, why you all doin' me like that

(But you're so sly) Actually I'm just havin' fun, man

(But you're so sly) What? Aw nah man

(Stay Trump all the time) Man, I don't know why y'all talkin 'bout me like that

.

<blues guitar solo with Pepe Collins' famous fryin' pan sizzle tone>

.

You done the right thing

I wanna thank you too

Now let's have a little meme

Just me and you

I don't care

What the people are thinkin'

I ain't Trump

I'm just meme-in'

.

(But you're so sly) Who me? I ain't sly, man

(But you're so sly) I don't know why y'all are talkin' 'bout me like that

(But you're so sly) You gotta mind your own business, brother

(Stay Trump all the time) You oughta watch yourself, too, you understand what I'm sayin'?

.

I wanna click you, baby

Before I go

I'll be back tomorrow night

And meme some more

I don't care

What the people are thinkin'

I ain't Trump

I'm just meme-in'

.

(But you're so sly) Oh, no, you're the one who's Trump; look at your hair, man

(But you're so sly) Don't you tell my old lady, now...well, I ain't posted but

(But you're so sly) four...five...six...seven...

(Stay Trump all the time) eight...nine...ten...eleven...twelve...

.

<more sizzlin' blues guitar solo outro>

.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KcrWZu6Mg7U

Stay thirsty, my friends

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BuffaloForTrump 6 points ago +6 / -0

I go on here to find out what's going to be on epoch news the next day

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GRSC 4 points ago +4 / -0

I have a Save folder labeled Pepe for all the spicy pepe's like this bad boy🐸🎸

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Surfsup 4 points ago +4 / -0

Lefty!

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PhiladelphiaEagles 3 points ago +3 / -0

Me too... It's a fucking obsession at the point. I used to like the Eagles.

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WilliamHRacy 3 points ago +3 / -0

Pullin' those heart strings

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FrogofWar 3 points ago +3 / -0

Sick Tele bro. I have one in the Texas Tea finish with the white binding, beautiful guitar.

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JussieSmollett69 3 points ago +3 / -0

No neck pickup makes that a Broadcaster actually. Pepe is into vintage goodies!

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FrogofWar 2 points ago +2 / -0

Holy shit you’re right, rare Pepe has some rare guitars.

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JussieSmollett69 1 point ago +1 / -0

Would you expect anything less?

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JussieSmollett69 2 points ago +2 / -0

I def meant Esquire tho my baaad pede

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2008RonPaul2012 1 point ago +1 / -0

Ultra?

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fac1 3 points ago +3 / -0

Hope your guitar stays tuned.

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PowerWordKek 4 points ago +4 / -0

No way pepe is a lefty.

Made in USA telecaster

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JussieSmollett69 2 points ago +2 / -0

No neck pickup makes that a Broadcaster actually.

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PowerWordKek 4 points ago +4 / -0

I've seen a few no neck broadcasters once on CNN.

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JussieSmollett69 3 points ago +3 / -0

Kek!

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JussieSmollett69 1 point ago +1 / -0

Oof I definitely meant Esquire! I am the worst know-it-all.

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FormerGraveheart 2 points ago +2 / -0

I've always wondered how anyone can play one of those single-coil guitars without the hum driving them nuts. Once humbucker pickups were invented, why did anyone keep making single coils?

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JussieSmollett69 3 points ago +3 / -0

Because the tone man! There are just certain sounds you can't get with a humbucker. There are things you can do for noisy single coils like shielding too. There are noiseless single coils which are essentially a stacked humbucker. Those sound great but even they have their own sound.

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Mavdick96 3 points ago +3 / -0

When did he say stay tuned?

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JussieSmollett69 3 points ago +4 / -1

While my Pede gently weeps

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JussieSmollett69 1 point ago +1 / -0

Sorry. WHILE MY PEPE GENTLY WEEPS.

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XirWokeMasterCuck 2 points ago +2 / -0

When my Lady says “do you have to check The Donald every time you have a free moment. I know I’m fully tuned

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Ralphusthegreatus 2 points ago +2 / -0

Sometimes I have to look at my skin to make sure I'm not turning green.

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KekBotSupreme 2 points ago +2 / -0

StUpiD dRuMpFtArD, tHeReS OnLy 24hRs iN a DaY

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quiznossucks1 2 points ago +2 / -0

concentrate grass hopper.....concentrate.....

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prawnexodus 2 points ago +2 / -0

Story of my life! Guitar included! Lol

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WhitePowerRanger 2 points ago +2 / -0

Shoulda been a Gibson

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Fangerang 2 points ago +2 / -0

"He's already tuned in, he can't tune in any further!"

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Magastreammedia 2 points ago +2 / -0

30hrs a day

I feel attacked

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Daniel644 2 points ago +2 / -0

I see you have Dominion keeping time for you.

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Thorzam 2 points ago +2 / -0

I am done with Rebublican's, I am a Trumpian or just a pissed off Marine Raider...its time to regardless of who does what or not to fight.

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SSConservativePride 2 points ago +2 / -0

Just wondering how did Pepe get so hopped up on red pills? Get it hopped...

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neteng07 2 points ago +2 / -0

I say 3 hours on the site and more time doing stuff like calling, texting senators, representatives, friends, neighbors, strangers even...and playing your guitar. The trolls are feeding our updoots.

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Useful_Vidiots 2 points ago +2 / -0

Flip that damn Pepe so 'Fender' reads right!

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idm03 1 point ago +1 / -0

Welcome to the marriage that never should have been!

Pick your pleasure, poison or pain!

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Trump2024 1 point ago +1 / -0

TUNE HARDER! Sheesh, Pepe! I'm trying to be gentle with you but now is not the time for excuses. Get it together, frog! This is the time to delve into your soul to find out what you're really made of. We're all in this together. We've got your 6 and your side to side. Keep on the firing line and we're all going to get to the other side together!

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morphagent 1 point ago +1 / -0

"He can't pull over any farther!"

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NeilPatrickCarrot 1 point ago +1 / -0

he's already staying tuned! he can't stay tuned any further!

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BilleeBeene 1 point ago +1 / -0

do Like Gen. Flynn. Go down for a while but keep a straw in your mouth. We'll be here when you get back up! Stop the Steal!

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JussieSmollett69 6 points ago +6 / -0

Hendrix pepe. Theres an idea!

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JussieSmollett69 1 point ago +1 / -0

YES! Jimi's version of Shadilay would have been most epic.

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juicemoney9 1 point ago +1 / -0

IVE ALREADY TUNED IN...I CANT TUNE IN ANY HARDER

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blueyedjonesy 1 point ago +1 / -0

love it!

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ShwoopDaddy 1 point ago +1 / -0

This ain't no joke. Although I have been paying the new .win some attention too

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2008RonPaul2012 1 point ago +1 / -0

Sweet Tele, OP!