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streakybacon 312 points ago +313 / -1

I'm proud of Rob Schneider.

God Bless the Hollywood folks that don't make it all about themselves.

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Centipe76 105 points ago +106 / -1

Rob Schneider is a Based Stapler.

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Kaizen 62 points ago +62 / -0

Only learnt that he’s part Flip. As a based Flip myself, I am proud. And he has a hot wife.

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KrakenFurry 21 points ago +21 / -0

Flip?

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learntocode 25 points ago +25 / -0

Pilipino

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Trump_in_2020_Pedes 39 points ago +39 / -0

Now hold on, pedes...Gavin Newsome has been very busy lately....he's been up in the wine country drinking in restaurants....restaurants that were closed to all of his constituents. He's a very busy man. :P

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Pedeville 3 points ago +3 / -0

His wine farmor whatever didnt have to close lol

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TalmudIsToiletPaper 5 points ago +6 / -1 (edited)

You know, Pioppinos. Dey gud

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Scroon 4 points ago +4 / -0

You speak the language I see.

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midgetpornrocks 10 points ago +10 / -0

We Pilipinos have a pavorite number. Guess what it is.

Give up?

Porty-pibe!

And guess what number is President Trump!

Coincidence? I don't think so.

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10MeV 1 point ago +1 / -0

Puckin A!

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RabidZoo 1 point ago +1 / -0

We have the best, based Filipinos folks😃

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ScumDragon 1 point ago +1 / -0

Pinoy lah.

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CahalTheMad 7 points ago +8 / -1

His stand up show on Netflix is great. He talks about his heritage.

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WestCoastG 1 point ago +1 / -0

OYster SAUCE!

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MAGAborn 1 point ago +1 / -0

I loved Real Rob. Funny shit. Been waiting a long time for season 3

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coolhandcuke 9 points ago +9 / -0

I thought he was a based carrot.

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HighPedeEnergy 8 points ago +8 / -0

I thought he was a based Kenny

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Lomaxw85 6 points ago +6 / -0

Love that south park reference. Based 🥕

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CrispyQuesoSalami 4 points ago +4 / -0

Dumbdee, dumb...uh tittle eee toe.

That was prime South Park.

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Ghostof_PatrickHenry 1 point ago +1 / -0

“A CARROT!”

Starring Rob Schneider

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Well_Shave_MY_Taint 8 points ago +8 / -0

The line, after Little Nicky’s bro turns into a bat, comes after he conjures up Ozzy Osbourne who snags the bat, goes: “You can do it Ozzy! Fight his f’n HEAD off!”

Mayhaps we draft the Schneidinator to make a run for something.

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AlohaSnackbar 4 points ago +4 / -0

Weird coincidence, literally just watched little nicky for the first time since I saw it in the theater just the other day with my kids. It is better now than it was then, that's for damn sure.

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WestCoastG 3 points ago +3 / -0

Everything pre ~2010-ish is better now because it isnt entirely laced with woke bs.

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Yeow 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yes. I really liked that movie. Have been looking for something to watch that wasn't total garbage...will rewatch it. Thanks for posting.

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Well_Shave_MY_Taint 2 points ago +2 / -0

Dangerfield and Keitel as Grandpa and Daddy Satan...

Best character in the film : “Tit Head.”

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Yeow 1 point ago +1 / -0

Haha forgot Keitel was in it lol. Watching it now ;)

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r4ptur3 1 point ago +1 / -0

I got hit by this weird light that was attached to a bunch of metal..

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ShittersFull 3 points ago +3 / -0

Saw him do stand up, fucking hilarious

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Brainz 2 points ago +2 / -0

“You think you’re so cool cuz you can pee with your penis”

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horsefacestorm 2 points ago +2 / -0

I can picture his face when I read that haha, thanks!

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CisSiberianOrchestra 40 points ago +41 / -1

Rob Schneider is based AF. I've also heard that his buddies Adam Sandler and Kevin James are also both Republicans.

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leo-bulero 29 points ago +29 / -0

I've definitely heard that about Sandler as well. Allegedly he stays quiet about it to benefit his career.

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CisSiberianOrchestra 31 points ago +31 / -0

Sandler was a registered Republican for a while, but I don't know if he still is. He also donated to Rudy Giuliani's reelection campaign.

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systemoverlord1984 9 points ago +9 / -0

He even had Rudy in a movie. Can’t remember which one.

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CisSiberianOrchestra 10 points ago +10 / -0

Anger Management.

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Agent_Orange 4 points ago +4 / -0

He even performed as Opera Man at the "Concert for New York City" which was a benefit concert that took place a few weeks after the 9/11 attacks.

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r4ptur3 4 points ago +4 / -0

Steve Buscemi, another Sandler pal was a NY firefighter before becoming famous.

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WestCoastG 5 points ago +5 / -0

Dude has loads of fuck you money. He doesn't need his career anymore.

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zipodk 4 points ago +4 / -0

Still getting that sweet netflix cash... Won't be public about being republican or they would shitcan him

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Pedeville 1 point ago +1 / -0

As long as he keeps making movies. Love all his movies, dunno why people shit on them. He is hilarious and the movies are wholesome

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Aarrow 1 point ago +1 / -0

It isn't about money for them anyways, its about political power and reputation. Tare him dowwwwn!!!

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Plugthegamey 1 point ago +1 / -0

Sandler is scum.

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BigMikesBlackCock 5 points ago +6 / -1

Kevin james is Fucking lame

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Abovethefray 5 points ago +5 / -0

I thought The King of Queens was hilarious. Even with that nebbish that hates everybody.. he played himself. Spence.

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BigMikesBlackCock 0 points ago +1 / -1

Kevin james is a talentless faggot

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AlohaSnackbar 0 points ago +1 / -1

He is, but don't sleep on "Becky", it's a surprisingly good movie.

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BigMikesBlackCock 0 points ago +1 / -1

That movie sucked jogger cock and the only good actors were the dogs

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Magastein143 2 points ago +2 / -0

and Norm Macdonald.

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HighPedeEnergy 15 points ago +15 / -0

Hands stick of gum as gratuity. Keep the change you filthy animal

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BigMikesBlackCock 13 points ago +14 / -1

Trump was the only one who helped kevin find the lobby

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LoobintheToobin 5 points ago +5 / -0

Always been a good guy

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BigMikesBlackCock 1 point ago +2 / -1

is it okay if I practice my cannonballs?

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LoobintheToobin 1 point ago +1 / -0

Practice away Fren!!!

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r4ptur3 2 points ago +2 / -0

Pretty sure it was Nancy Pelosi as the evil hotel front desk woman.

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HockeyMom4Trump 1 point ago +1 / -0

Nick Swardson’s nephew plays hockey!

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Wrexxis780 8 points ago +8 / -0

God bless Hollywood folks who retain common sense.

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logan34 64 points ago +64 / -0

Half a Million votes but it needs 1.2 mill to make it on ballot and has till March. People need to start signing ASAP

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0io- 57 points ago +57 / -0

I don't live in California, but I understand it's "voter suppression" to try to keep me from voting there as often as I want. Can I sign it 200k times to put you over the top, Dominion style?

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HeavyVetting 35 points ago +35 / -0

Surely checking signatures on this isn't necessary, just like with mail in ballots.

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0io- 26 points ago +26 / -0

I mean, in a PANDEMIC I should be able to sign as many times as I want whether or not I live there. Why don't I as a non-citizen of California have just as much right to choose the Governor as all of the citizens of California?

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OconusLurex 12 points ago +12 / -0

I don't live anywhere near California anymore, but I still have a box at the UPS store there, which I learned from the voting rights advocates clearly makes me a resident. It would be depriving me of my civil rights and disenfranchising me -a woman of color, no less!- to even broach the idea that I might not be entitled to sign this, and it is a danger to democracy for anyone to investigate any of the signatures.

I also learned from the voters' rights advocates that, even though I was required to supply 2 forms of ID to rent the box, having to present any to vote is also disenfranchising me. I'll remember all of this next election day; I had no idea voting was so full of possibility!

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Pedeville 4 points ago +4 / -0

Oh wow, a woman of color?? Let me lick your boots please, oh wait you're not trans? What a bigot you are

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OconusLurex 1 point ago +1 / -0

Did you just try to invalidate my lived experience by invoking cisnormativity? Wow, just wow. Don't you know that making jokes with strangers on the internet causes real world harm???

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Whirlybot 4 points ago +4 / -0

So long as you're wearing a mask at the time, vote early, vote often!

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Londonrain 2 points ago +2 / -0

They do verify they are paying 3$ a signature to do so. So if you can’t help, donate! It’s what that money is being partially used for.

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ZerroDefex 6 points ago +6 / -0

Everyone change your pronouns to "one-who-is-many" and sign a thousand times each.

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Russian_ambassador 2 points ago +2 / -0

Why was I thinking this right before I read your comment? Based synergy

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JuanTitor 1 point ago +1 / -0

You can put down a common name like Juan Carlos Rodriguez Lopez and probably get through.

Well, at least if your vote went D

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Bazooka_TOOTH 8 points ago +8 / -0

I feel like I signed a recall Gavin petition back in May Is this the same recall campaign?

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Jdw89 10 points ago +10 / -0

From the official GN recall website

If you signed a petition before June 10th, then yes please sign the new one. Our effort went live on June 10th with a whole new petition and management team. Please only use the new petitions or they will not be valid.

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540k-Again 5 points ago +5 / -0

How about we just sue Newsom for openly violating Article 1, Section 2, Clause 4 of the US Constitution; since Jan 11th RE: CA-50th Heavily Republican congressional district; and have him removed from office for violating his Oath of Office.

Find an honest judge, and Newsom can be out by Sundown.

Silly me for trying to enforce the US Constitution as written.

<carry on>.

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Jdw89 3 points ago +3 / -0

What’s an honest judge? Do we have those still??

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Jdw89 5 points ago +5 / -0

We need 1,495,709 Valid Signatures. However, there was a 25% disqualification rate for signatures collected last time. If we only submit 1,495,709 signatures, we will certainly fail because some will be disqualified, so we are shooting to collect upwards of two million signatures in order to have a very comfortable safety gap. From the official GN recall website^

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guten_morgen 12 points ago +12 / -0

Imagine disqualifying that many signatures on a gubernatorial recall but not giving a shit about signatures for the presidential election.

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Jdw89 5 points ago +5 / -0

Right. Mind blown. That’s the democraps for ya!

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zooty 2 points ago +2 / -0

Sounds like people need to be getting the word out. Leafleting cars, maybe?

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Jdw89 1 point ago +1 / -0

That’s actually a really good idea!

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zooty 1 point ago +1 / -0

I'd suggest cutting sheets of paper into maybe five strips with simple info on it. People probably don't need to be convinced that Newsom is a chump but they do need to know about the petitiion.

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Jdw89 1 point ago +1 / -0

I agree. My brother is a graphic artist, and he can be creative and simple on a small piece of paper like you mentioned.

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Londonrain 2 points ago +2 / -0

We are at 800k now. 750k confirmed certified. They paid to have the signatures verified before sending. The group I help volunteer for is getting about 1600 signatures in so cal a weekend.

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FireannDireach 1 point ago +1 / -0

800k sigs so far, well over half. Needs 500k more to get on the ballot.

https://recallgavin2020.com

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SarahCartersPuppies 19 points ago +21 / -2

Signed the recall at my local gun range.

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nightfox02 74 points ago +74 / -0

so let me get this straight. The GOV of a state has hired a crisis management team. LMFAO. Ok. Da fuq. Just get out man. You need to hire a life coach as well; and can't manage shit.

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KristiNoemFaceFuck 19 points ago +19 / -0

Right how sad is that. He's supposed to be a leader.

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OZ00MSTALLGEESE 12 points ago +12 / -0

"don't worry guys I used your money to hire some people to do the job you elected me to do"

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Captain_Deadpool 12 points ago +12 / -0

"Don't worry guys. I used your money to hire some people to shield me from your ire"*

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OconusLurex 8 points ago +8 / -0 (edited)

Difficult to manage a crisis when the crisis is your very existence.

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Abovethefray 6 points ago +6 / -0

I hope us taxpayers are paying for that!

Nancy Pelosi's nephew, isn't he?

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LoobintheToobin 4 points ago +4 / -0

Yup

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matrik 4 points ago +4 / -0

First I've heard this. Jesus..

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LoobintheToobin 4 points ago +4 / -0

It was a shock to me too.

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ProdigalPlaneswalker 2 points ago +2 / -0

"Did you know that 4 families have run California for over 80 years?"

https://thedonald.win/p/HrAnUVTK/did-you-know-that-4-families-hav/c/

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540k-Again 1 point ago +1 / -0

Part of the 2018 Dem Steal across the State too.

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Pedeville 1 point ago +1 / -0

Shouldnt he be using his money on lawyers instead? Maybe he can get stoned to death instead of blood eagle

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sadie322 58 points ago +58 / -0

Now that is a true statement. He does not need a crisis team, he needs to leave.

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Megladonald 8 points ago +8 / -0

he needs a nice tight rope.

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yanksali 53 points ago +54 / -1

If there is a recall election he will just rig it so he wins it.

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chlofefe 21 points ago +21 / -0

yeah that's what I'm worried about

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CahalTheMad 21 points ago +21 / -0

And would be protected by the far-left courts too, so any suit against him would be dismissed immediately. 100% fascist tyranny.

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Bogey 44 points ago +44 / -0

Newsom IS the crisis.

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BillGateCanSuckIt 15 points ago +15 / -0

The apple doesn't fall far from the Pelosi tree

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50blessings 43 points ago +43 / -0

Fuck Newsom. Faggot parties while people starve and die due to his bullshit orders. Recall is not enough in CA.

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CA4Newscum 25 points ago +25 / -0

Maybe murder charges for the lockdown suicides or other collateral deaths would be appropriate ??

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Captain_Deadpool 5 points ago +5 / -0

Certainly for the nursing homes.

Open and shut..

Ideally for the others you mentioned as well

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Femprep 42 points ago +42 / -0

This is the reason Victoria, Australia opened back up. There were rumours the premier’s party was gathering to oust him. To save his own ass he started letting people go out again.

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ZerroDefex 12 points ago +12 / -0

Hopefully they oust him anyway. If the left has taught us anything is that if someone bends the knee it's a sign to keep demanding more and more.

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guten_morgen 3 points ago +3 / -0

Wish we ousted people here.

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Femprep 2 points ago +2 / -0

If you had to rely on the GOP to oust their party leader? None of us want that.

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remember1776 19 points ago +19 / -0

This French Laundry cocksucker was never elected. He was INSTALLED using Dominion.

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Jsmitty112 13 points ago +13 / -0

He reminds me of Christian Bale in American Psycho.

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123breadman 4 points ago +4 / -0

How fitting, right.

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Dirk_Diggler 12 points ago +12 / -0

Peak narcissism.

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CaptainChaos 11 points ago +11 / -0

recallgavin2020.com

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FormerLibtard94 10 points ago +11 / -1

I'm sorry... Rob Schneider is based? I'll take it!

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GruesomeNewsom 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yup. He’s too arrogant to care about us. 805 checking in btw.

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ShittersFull 8 points ago +8 / -0

FUCK GAVIN NEWSOM

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50red 5 points ago +6 / -1

Shit, epicgames is basically fucked either way!

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TAIWANNUMBERONE 7 points ago +7 / -0

This guy, the governor not Rob, is probably the closest I've ever seen to a real life "fake" person. He looks and acts so unnaturally. I can only imagine what he's like in person.

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RIP_USERNAME 7 points ago +7 / -0

He lets ghetto dudes in Vallejo bang out his women... Allegedly.

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KYMAGApatriot1 6 points ago +6 / -0

He probably needs a “crisis management team” to help his security team to prevent his arrest. But it won’t help. Trial commencing immediately. He will then have a public execution. All taking place in ten minutes.

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CrispyQuesoSalami 6 points ago +6 / -0

And we're probably fucking paying for it.

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trumpisQ 5 points ago +5 / -0

hiring crisis management team is fine. let's hope he doesn't hire crisis actors...

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RoughWaters 5 points ago +5 / -0

He looks like a villain you'd see on 80's and 90's B movies or direct to TV movies.

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Brooklyn_Patriot_76 5 points ago +5 / -0

Crisis mode? He thinks he's taking Kamala's seat, feels he's untouchable.

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Brooklyn_Patriot_76 5 points ago +5 / -0

it's congressional immunity.

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50red 4 points ago +4 / -0
  1. Become a governor
  2. Sell out
  3. ???
  4. Profit
  5. Become a senator
  6. ???
  7. You can now enjoy your profits freely
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istolethecastle47 5 points ago +5 / -0

LOVE IT. He'll be in prison before we have to spend money on a recall election for him. But what a nice xmas gift. Fuck you fuck you fuck you Gavin.

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Than0s 5 points ago +5 / -0

James Woods, Kevin Sorbo, Rob Schneider... love how we've got some very based celebrities on our team.

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king07828 4 points ago +4 / -0

Crisis management team ... to fabricate a new crisis that he can manage and distract from the other crises he can't. Lol, shut down the economy, watch the taxpayers leave and supply of tax revenue drop while the demand and costs for entitlements go up. If someone wanted to intentionally screw up Cali., it would not look much different than this

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Fabius 4 points ago +4 / -0

Gavin! The Gav-man. Hirin' a crisis team!

Big Gavin. The Gav-meister. The Gavarino. Fucking up California - for the peeeeople.

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acasper 4 points ago +4 / -0

Absolutely based Rob Schneider.

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txladyvoter 4 points ago +4 / -0

My CA friends are overjoyed at the recall signature progress.

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123breadman 2 points ago +2 / -0

All my "friends" are pissed about it.

"Wear your mask, we're in this together"-type idiots.

They aren't happy with any conservative only lefties. Even if it bankrupts them.

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brundlefly777 4 points ago +4 / -0

How do the flames feel, Gavin? Better get used to it...

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TwitterIsTrash 4 points ago +4 / -0

If only he didn’t make all his state citizens go into crisis mode for 9 months by being a dictator. Too bad.

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rentfREEEE_since2016 3 points ago +3 / -0

That CNN article Rob linked to is total horseshit. It says that newsom is in political trouble because he attended a ducking dinner. Oh yeah. I’m sure it has nothing to do with bankrupting a state that’s burning to the ground while laundering money through China for auntie pelosi and friends. 🤡 🌎

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Dukeremington [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yeah I was going to make a disclaimer about the CNN article 😕

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WilliamHRacy 3 points ago +3 / -0

BASED ROB.

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boonjosh 3 points ago +3 / -0

based as fuck rob schneider

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Hunter_loves_2_feet 3 points ago +3 / -0

Rob is a very diverse actor. Name one ethnicity he hasn’t played. He’s even done Cajun and played a chick. Don’t forget about Asian rabbi.

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kensai 3 points ago +3 / -0

I have so much respect for actors that don't follow the hollywood script and think for themselves. It's not easy being based when you make movies.

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DEPORT_DOOMERS 3 points ago +3 / -0

Newsom huffs KFC farts

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Richardbeverhard 2 points ago +2 / -0

Gruesome Newscum must go! Help save California and remove this POS!

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nomoreprinkles 2 points ago +2 / -0

Did he lose his favorite vibrating buttplug or something?

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Dukeremington [S] 3 points ago +3 / -0

CRISIS MODE!

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MaxItout 2 points ago +2 / -0

If you are in Cali.. if you do not Get these Commies out you are screwed

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mk81 2 points ago +2 / -0

Love Rob Schneider

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Wiggims 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'd love to see this become a trend in blue states.

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BornFree1776 2 points ago +2 / -0

I really fucking love rob schneider is on our team I always liked him.