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"Over your nose, please!" (media.patriots.win)
posted ago by SureLuigi ago by SureLuigi +6508 / -2
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– Markjohnson2303 13 points ago +16 / -3

At work today, manager of the building complex:

Sez to me nicely, "say, happen to have a mask?"

Me Sez "even if I did, wouldn't put it on."

Visibly shaken at my non compliance... "but rulz "

Me: "meh rulz"

He: "haz name?"

Me: "you know I duz "

He : sayz it.

Me: so and so file complaint... no shitz givn.

He... downcast, confused by rebellion.

Pulls my immediate boss aside... cries.

In office boss Sez: "Mark... rulz."

Me: "shitz... none"

He: "careful... complaints... career..."

Me: "shitz... none... you've done your due dilly, me now sit."

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– NotQuiteHuman 8 points ago +10 / -2

Your cat tells a compelling story. She can haz cheezburgr nao.

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– kc5ods 5 points ago +6 / -1

i LOL'd

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– deleted 7 points ago +7 / -0
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– CantHaveMyGat 5 points ago +6 / -1

I would read a whole series written like this.

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