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SmilingPolitely 56 points ago +56 / -0

For Aussies, that’s 3:30am Thursday morning.

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BonerJams2000 4 points ago +4 / -0

Let’s put another... shrimp on the barbie!

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Riptide0673 2 points ago +2 / -0

A dingo ate me baby

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A_lovely_boy 12 points ago +12 / -0

Cheers! I always look forward to waking up to catch up on the news of the day so far. Hopefully this is a juicy one.

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fapoo 2 points ago +2 / -0

For Brits, that,s 4.30pm Wednesday afternoon

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Alaskan 2 points ago +2 / -0

Alaska it’s 7:30 am wed.

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5thhorseman 55 points ago +57 / -2

Trump resigns tomorrow, Pence becomes President, then names Trump VP. Trump now in charge of tallying electoral votes. Talk about the kraken being unleashed!

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FuckDaCommiez 14 points ago +14 / -0

i was ready to deport you then i finished reading the sentence. MAGA MAGA KAG KAG 12 MORE YEARS

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QuestGiver 9 points ago +9 / -0

This feels like some sort of weird greeting. MAGA MAGA KAG KAG to you too brother.

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kebabdrogo 4 points ago +4 / -0

The vacant VP pick has to be approved by Congress, fyi

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5thhorseman 1 point ago +1 / -0

Drat, you are right.

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ConfiscateTheCoats 3 points ago +3 / -0

THE MADMAN

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LETSGETTRUMPEDUP 3 points ago +3 / -0

KEK

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sustainable_saltmine 50 points ago +51 / -1

Insurrection Act?

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Fluffy_Indigo -3 points ago +4 / -7

Can we have just a tiny nuclear war? Just a few shots? They lose a few cities? We lose a few cities?

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spezisacuckold 6 points ago +8 / -2

Fuck outta here with that.

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Fluffy_Indigo -2 points ago +2 / -4

I don't want the end of the world, just asking to have some communist strongholds in America wiped out. I didn't think that was too much to ask for.

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JigglesV 3 points ago +3 / -0

Unreally think Congress would declare war on its owner?

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BillBarrsSkelatons 7 points ago +7 / -0

Nah, you don’t fucking announce THAT meeting.

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Paul_Revere 1 point ago +1 / -0

May Heaven make it so.

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KitKatCat 21 points ago +22 / -1

I hope this has something to do with Ratcliffs report

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emredlark 20 points ago +21 / -1

😁🍿

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lordvon 15 points ago +16 / -1

habbening?

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starbound1332 14 points ago +14 / -0

”Pedes our time is now.”

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Yahyeetw 9 points ago +9 / -0

What dat mean

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ryanking 7 points ago +7 / -0

I’m sure the lefties are like “He’s going to concede!”

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TH750 4 points ago +4 / -0

Man everyone here jumps at everything - no wonder it's such a rollercoaster of posts

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LincolnTrump 4 points ago +4 / -0

Lots of It’s short on Hap

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Registered 2 points ago +3 / -1

Probably just going to thank them for their service, hand out Secret Santa gifts, eat some KFC.

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novembergirl 2 points ago +2 / -0

Probably another thing about Warp Speed.

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MagaChief 1 point ago +1 / -0

The storm is here

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Paul_Revere 3 points ago +3 / -0

I haven't read that tweet, but I would have assumed that "the next chapter" means "your next term of office."

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Trumpology 3 points ago +3 / -0

Honestly, I could see Trump having not actually read the entirely of that, and just glanced it over and was like, “thanks.”

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BillBarrsSkelatons -8 points ago +4 / -12

YAWN. Nothing. DM me, feel free to abuse me (after I’m proven right).

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