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Crucial 4 points ago +4 / -0

Illuminati confirmed

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Pandas4Trump 1 point ago +1 / -0

ANTARCTIC BASE CONFIRMED

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CovefefeREEEE 2 points ago +2 / -0

Thanks. That was pretty funny!

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ConfiscateTheCoats 1 point ago +1 / -0

Well, first, Sessions and Q will unseal the secret indictments.

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Archmagnus 4 points ago +4 / -0

it will be deboonked

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Fatty 4 points ago +4 / -0

I heard this was preboonked

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thats_lt_col_leaker 2 points ago +2 / -0 (edited)

it's been reboonked so it's all back on now

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Minarchist_Manlet 2 points ago +3 / -1

DON'T YOU REALIZE THE NEW FEDERAL EXECUTIONS ORDER MEANS WE CAN LITERALLY START SHOOTING COMMIES IN THE STREETS?!?!

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mintscape 3 points ago +4 / -1

We can do that already.

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Agent_Orange 2 points ago +2 / -0

WE CAN LITERALLY START SHOOTING COMMIES IN THE STREETS

You mean, you haven't been?

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thehacker4channel 2 points ago +2 / -0

“Oh shit I forgot I actually work here for the last eight months! Sorry guys, next time!” - Bill Durham.

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Jimmy_Russler 6 points ago +6 / -0

After we wait until Dec 18th we will be told to wait again for some shit

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KrakenFurry 4 points ago +4 / -0

Yeah, thats plan B

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S2Slayer 15 points ago +16 / -1

So only 3 more days of these larps? No need to be a doomer then. Let's let it play out and see for our self's.

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jdog 6 points ago +6 / -0

At least it's not 6 months to two years where everyone really forgets.

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Schiffblower 5 points ago +6 / -1

It’ll be insane!

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GamebredPitbull 35 points ago +41 / -6

the LARP posts have become detrimental to morale with each passing day where nothing happens. Just stop it.

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KrakenFurry 13 points ago +16 / -3

Nothing? The last 5 days have been nothing but happenings! My brain still can wrap around the SIPRNET shutdown. FVEY is blinded. Also, 3 swing counties start Dominion audits(we already 2/2). I can barely keep up and I'm on 30 hours a day

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meteorknife 2 points ago +3 / -1

Doomers all over the place. Anything that doesnt include fireworks and a flashing sign isn't important enough for them to pay attention.

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borscht-nazi 3 points ago +10 / -7

Well, take a fucking nap then.

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borscht-nazi -2 points ago +4 / -6

Hahaha, cope harder, commie scumbag.

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BlancheNegre 28 points ago +35 / -7

TRUST SESSIONS, BUY THE PILLOW, CLEAN YOUR CPAP, HOLD THE LINE!

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mintscape 2 points ago +3 / -1

GIZA DREAM!

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EsotericRefuse -1 points ago +1 / -2

Ha! I've been calling fobbits "Dildo Faggins" since OIF III, and I still get laughs every time I say it.

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Tookens 1 point ago +3 / -2

Well if you fuck up an election bad enough...

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Grendel 11 points ago +13 / -2

No digits. So larp it is.

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DemsHaveNoHomeHere 3 points ago +3 / -0

Dear tiny infant baby Jesus, please do what's needed. 🙏

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VoterIDMatters 3 points ago +3 / -0

what the fuck does the scepter etc have to do with this post?

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americathegr888 3 points ago +4 / -1

Or, this is just a LARP and the only way any of this gets fixed is civil war.

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Rabid2A-Anti-Commie 3 points ago +4 / -1

Here’s to this being reality and not larping.

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thewordwolf 3 points ago +3 / -0

By my count this marks LARP number 24,216 or so, since 2016.

How, how, how, how, how, how, how can people be so hopelessly delusional?

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Trump_da_g0d 3 points ago +6 / -3

Doesn't know how to count days but has all the other answers. Count Me In!!

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shadows_of_the_mind 2 points ago +2 / -0

I mean we all know China has its claws embedded deep in our government. Assuming all “goes according to plan”, and that’s a big IF, I’m amused by the poetic nature of 2020 in that it both started and ended with Chinese fuckery being exposed on a massive scale

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steelfil666 2 points ago +3 / -1

Every faggot here is calling it LARP. What is he larping exactly, did he say he is from CIA or that he has insider info? He is a Trump supporter providing his theory of how Trump could win.

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TH750 2 points ago +2 / -0

Imagine thinking the united states government could hold and organize an emergency election lmfao.

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OllieNorth 1 point ago +1 / -0

The report is due "no less than 45 days after the election"

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sixfingerdildo 1 point ago +1 / -0

i don't understand step 4. what's the point?

unless he means all the corrupt sitting politicians get washed away and elections are held to fill newly vacant seats...

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geebeext 1 point ago +1 / -0

We elections seems silly to me somehow. Could be but I'd expect it to be the real results get released

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JesusisKing 1 point ago +1 / -0

There won’t be a redo of the election that’s not how that works who would we be up against huh? Dumb

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weezysweasel 1 point ago +1 / -0

I hope this happens but I dont know. Maybe also Area 51 is opened to the Public.

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Hanging_Chad 1 point ago +1 / -0

Will the stock market crash due to all of the commies panicking, or will it soar due to the oil industry being saved?

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proudtobeadeplorable 1 point ago +1 / -0

let's hope you are right pede!

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pants4sasquatch 1 point ago +1 / -0

The title is reference to Saturn and Jupiter alignment.

Rod is Jupiter and the rings are Saturn

AKA, Satan=Satan and Jupiter= Spiritual

So Dec 21st is the day Satan Battles the spiritual realms within us.

Pray, hold God close to your hearts

The 'Dragon' or serpents head with wage war against God. This Dragon could very well be CCP.

Reference... Revelations.

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krepoisbest 1 point ago +1 / -0

Its funny when I know who posted this only by headline and thumbnail :D

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thehacker4channel 1 point ago +1 / -0

Digits didn’t play out. Sorry guys. None of this is going to happen.

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Minarchist_Manlet 1 point ago +1 / -0

This also depends on some secret Directive that may or may not exist. (the public Homeland Security directive 51 doesn't apparently grant the powers people claim it does)

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