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posted ago by ziggy4U ago by ziggy4U +14 / -0

Why did GOD make breathing involuntary?

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Can0_Wh00pass17 2 points ago +2 / -0

Mama said Alligators are awnry because they got all them teeth and no toothbrush

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ziggy4U [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

Great sense of humor...

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ziggy4U [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

Close...

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MAGADON 3 points ago +3 / -0

Don’t do drugs, kids.

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ziggy4U [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

That's jumping around it...

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BlancoBasura 2 points ago +2 / -0

So leftists wouldn't forget how to do it.

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ziggy4U [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

Very Sharp... Congrads!!!

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boreal_storm 1 point ago +1 / -0

Don't hold your breath waiting for an answer.

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ziggy4U [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

That's the purpose of the question... You have to think about it???

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Blue_Falcons_Suck 1 point ago +1 / -0

So you can enjoy the panic in a commie's eyes when you choke the fucker out. 🌶

Also, no breathing?... no fart jokes... think about it. 🤣

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ziggy4U [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

You made me laugh... Think about it???

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Blue_Falcons_Suck 1 point ago +1 / -0

It's usually the first form of humor a person learns... A "BREAKING" point in development, if you will, leading to other forms of humor being sought out.

God want's you to laugh and be happy.

Commies fuck that happiness up... Hence, the twofer joy of "choking the shit" out of one.

Perfectly logical.

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Ivyab 1 point ago +1 / -0

Because suicide is a sin and he wanted you to really have to work for that sin 🤷‍♀️🙈🤣

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ziggy4U [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

Isn't that the fun of life?

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MoldyLocksNesMonste 0 points ago +1 / -1

Do tell

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ziggy4U [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

If I tell so fast... What's the fun?