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Police Say Burglar Dies After Window Shuts On His Neck, Suspends Him In Air (twitter.com)
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– Obsid1anWolf 12 points ago +12 / -0

I wish I knew what kind of windows they were. I would love to get them installed in my house.

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– JerryJerryJerry 1 point ago +1 / -0

Single hung, at least.

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– hodlmybeer 12 points ago +12 / -0

I'll bet the window was white.

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– skiduzzlebutt 1 point ago +2 / -1

That window better lawyer up fast if so

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– JamesBond007 2 points ago +2 / -0

Only shuts on POC !! Racccccist

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– aSavvyBoi 8 points ago +8 / -0

Oh no!!

Anyways...

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– Landslide_2020 6 points ago +6 / -0

His family will now sue the home owner for having a faulty window. He was just trying to feed his family. He didn't need to die. Hmmm. Yes he did.

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– RoccoNC 4 points ago +4 / -0

He was looking for bread

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– GitmObama 3 points ago +3 / -0

While jogging.

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– Cali_Republican 2 points ago +2 / -0

Came here to say this. It will happen, for sure.

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– Shreddit 6 points ago +6 / -0

Inb4 "#DefundWindows #ICantBreathe"

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– brentclip 5 points ago +5 / -0

This is literally the actualization of the expression: "The end of a robber is [to be] hanged".

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– JerryJerryJerry 3 points ago +3 / -0

Bash the sash!

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– TexasPiper 4 points ago +4 / -0

y no picture

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– Magamom 4 points ago +5 / -1

Homeowners fault. Should have made it easier for burglar to steal from him.

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– plasssticman 3 points ago +3 / -0

FUCK ME!!!

Now they are going to argue about "assault windows" and reparations.

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– swifty123456 3 points ago +4 / -1

depending on his skin color i expect riots! from BURN LOOT MURDER!!!!!!!!!!!

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– ExileOnRedditStreet 2 points ago +2 / -0

Are you sure he wasn't just jogging?

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– Tenspot20 2 points ago +2 / -0

Every American window is a potential life saving guillotine.

Hack Saw Blade Window Attachment - $19.99 - Lowes

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– Landslide_2020 1 point ago +1 / -0

LOL Lowes. An essential part of keeping America going during the China Virus. And remember to where your madk while shopping.

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– JamesBond007 2 points ago +2 / -0

Win Win, saved a bullet and cleaned up the community saving taxpayers all around now and forever

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– CosmoKramer 2 points ago +2 / -0

oh no. that sucks.

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– GitmObama 1 point ago +1 / -0

Checks name. Well at least there will be no burning, looting and murdering.

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– Chompz 1 point ago +1 / -0

Sur Bill Gates.

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– Butter_and_Meatloaf 1 point ago +1 / -0

Next article with windows & hanging had better be about Bill Gates.

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