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TrumpTrollMaster 59 points ago +71 / -12

LARP

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Tucso 50 points ago +53 / -3

Trump is meeting with his cabinet tomorrow, closed doors. Lots of weird shit going on

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crazypills 21 points ago +25 / -4

It also confuses the enemy.

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BigLove 12 points ago +15 / -3

"Sir! Half of our forces have deserted us! What are we to do??"

"Hey, at least our enemy is confused!"

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TenScoops 3 points ago +3 / -0

muh Sessions.. good times

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aric_cavanaugh 2 points ago +2 / -0

Pretty much.

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AstronoMink 1 point ago +1 / -0

Announcements that go bust

Just because you don't see the forest, it doesn't mean the trees aren't all there.

I find it incredibly stupid & naive of people to expect results so quickly after anything "happens," let alone expecting it to be available as public knowledge.

All of this will very likely not be made public knowledge until well after it is over & resolved. Careful strategy far outweighs plebian curiosity.

Remember that anything that is public knowledge is also the enemy's knowledge. The enemy knowing that one of their assets is compromised works to the enemy's benefit, not ours.

These glimmers of action, be they fruitful or not to the oblivious or unprivileged eye, show me there is support & intent from above, which in turn gives me hope, energy, and fire that keeps me active & fighting.

Frankly, if you or anybody keeps dooming after every maneuver that doesn't pan out how you expect or has no publicly visible result, then y'all are simply a low energy pessimists & I see no reason for y'all to be here.

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AstronoMink 3 points ago +3 / -0
  • Polite reminder that Trump has 45 days after election to invoke The Foreign Interference EO.

  • Polite suggestion that anybody who has not been counting goes back to November 3rd & starts from there.

  • Polite reminder that Trump & his allies have been repeatedly framing this as an attack on our elections by China, a Foreign Entity, with ample evidence to prove this claim.

  • Polite reminder that Trump has a New Director of Intelligence & Brand Spankin' New Attorney General both post election.

  • Polite reminder that today/yesterday The Pentagon directed an emergency shut down of its entire classified information network immediately preceding Trump's meeting with his Cabinet within 1 day.

  • Polite reminder that The aforementioned EO orders The aforementioned Director of Intelligence to consult with The President & all directors of agencies, including The aforementioned Attorney General & other members of The aforementioned Presidential Cabinet, in providing an assessment of the aforementioned intelligence regarding the aforementioned foreign election interference.

But nah, even though the real life happenings seem to match the EO's setup word for word & are happening totally coincidentally in the same pivotal timeframe, it must be a LARP because the President would totally broadcast all his most vital maneuvers to The American People & it's enemies alike in the most obvious way possible.

Yup, definitely a LARP. Nothing to see here. Just keep dooming & doing nothing.

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Wtf_socialismreally 43 points ago +45 / -2

Always a LARP until proven otherwise

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TenScoops 5 points ago +5 / -0

well no one ever goes to jail, despite the evidence orgies

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DebunkTheLeft 8 points ago +8 / -0

Kinda like Hannity?

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Jemmy 1 point ago +1 / -0

Just guessing and hoping he's right for attention.

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TrumpTrainNov3 5 points ago +5 / -0

Please let it be the Insurrection Act

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bighomiebeenchillin 1 point ago +6 / -5

nigga shut the fuck up u bitch niggas who keep saying larp in every post sound goofy af. nigga da EO said shit finna start dropping no later than da 18th. nigga its already da 16th so shit bout to drop. this niggas high top sources confirmed

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manwithasham 47 points ago +47 / -0

I never would have thought so many government officials confide in random twitter users. /s

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eagle123 13 points ago +14 / -1

Actually they need to give plenty of warning about what they are going to do so it doesn't look like a dictatorship. People will not be offended and say "well, it took them long enough" regardless of what side they are on. It difuses the situation.

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k614 27 points ago +29 / -2

Something big like a big shit coming in next 24 hours. I haven't pooped in 3 days.

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Abovethefray 19 points ago +19 / -0

Good luck tomorrow!

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Tucso 9 points ago +9 / -0

Lol

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sordfysh 7 points ago +7 / -0

Gotta eat more fiber, pede!

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PlebbitorDestroyer 2 points ago +2 / -0

And drink more water!

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Awakened 2 points ago +2 / -0

Wow. I was going to post nearly this exact joke. I was gonna say two days, but three is funnier.

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Mathelm 25 points ago +25 / -0

SOMETHING WILL HAPPEN SOMEWHERE AT SOME TIME.


Dear God what are you? The Canadian Police describing an incident.

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litux 4 points ago +4 / -0

"Some people did something..."

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SeansMegaphone 17 points ago +19 / -2

I am still buckled up from the last 27 times. Please prove me wrong.

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trumpisQ 13 points ago +14 / -1

been so fucking buckled for so fucking long. i’ll give it til dec 18...this better not be fake and gay

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1funknugget 4 points ago +4 / -0

We’re gonna need more seatbelts

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TexSolo 2 points ago +2 / -0

Gonna need bigger seatbelts after all of this KFC

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ImpregnatingYourDad 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'm buckled up enough that Paul Walker could have survived if he had half the buckles I have

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One_Man_Militia 17 points ago +17 / -0

SoUrCeS at the highest level say I have the biggest weenie on the Donald, saddle up ladypedes.

Yes, that's how stupid posts from people with "sources" sound. Tits or gtfo.

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PlebbitorDestroyer 1 point ago +1 / -0

I’m... confused but I think I agree with this patriot.

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MineOwnSelf 11 points ago +11 / -0

Check out that twitter handle - V instead of U.

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HiddenHand 1 point ago +2 / -1

Most likely people set up multiple LARP accounts with random predictions and eventually one of them come to pass (it's bound to at some point). Then when that happens, people latch on to this person and he can then proceed to disinfo.

It's not rocket science...and of course not ruling anything out, but they do this.

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WantToGoInland 5 points ago +5 / -0

Source: dude trust me.

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Nyy817 4 points ago +4 / -0

He’s trolling.

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Fromshitholegermany 3 points ago +3 / -0

Helluvasauce

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bananafone 2 points ago +2 / -0

Blue Balls so bad they fell off a month ago.

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basedBlumpkin 2 points ago +2 / -0

Random nobodys on twitter shouldn't be posted here. It means nothing.

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BidenHunter 1 point ago +1 / -0

We're posting trolls by millennial matt now? Pretty retarded.

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CgMaui 2 points ago +2 / -0

tick tock

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TIMEISMINE 2 points ago +2 / -0

@whitehovse

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LpTx 1 point ago +1 / -0

Replaced the ‘u’ with a ‘v’ like they did in the Twitter handle.

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TexSolo 1 point ago +1 / -0

I’m putting my .02 yuan on Epstein popping out of schiffs ass.

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soldierofcovfefe 1 point ago +1 / -0

You can be ready for this and clean your guns at the same time

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krepoisbest 1 point ago +1 / -0

A kek saved the world classic. Never disappoints.

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ifififififokiedokie 1 point ago +1 / -0

YEAS

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Abovethefray 1 point ago +1 / -0

As Judge Smails said while playing golf with Rodney... "we're waiting"....

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barryandthedongsquad 1 point ago +1 / -0

Barr will down 3 KFC family specials. You heard it here first.

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bavarianpesant 1 point ago +1 / -0

Fake and Gay

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Cbllbc 1 point ago +1 / -0

In all fairness, very big things have been happening consistently recently. But, we're past that. We want huge results now.

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thunderstorm 1 point ago +1 / -0

Who is this and why would he have sources?

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jackrotten 1 point ago +1 / -0

Quite a lot of big stuff has happened quietly that probably won't be declassified until well after we no longer care.

The release of the audit in Michigan didn't really get as much traction as it should have, yet it literally is a "major happening" and in the long run will play a big role in Biden being tossed.

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bubble_bursts 1 point ago +1 / -0

WHo the fuck is WhiteHouvse ?

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Mayhem64 1 point ago +3 / -2

Link or it didn't happen. Anyone can photoshop a fake tweet.

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The_General_Patton -9 points ago +2 / -11

Here's what I heard...

"Obadiah, his servants. There shall, in that time, be rumors of things going astray, erm, and there shall be a great confusion as to where things really are, and nobody will really know where lieth those little things wi-- with the sort of raffia work base that has an attachment. At this time, a friend shall lose his friend's hammer and the young shall not know where lieth the things possessed by their fathers that their fathers put there only just the night before, about eight o'clock."