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The 'basket ride' was a rumored trick done by the prostitutes in Vietnam. She would wind it up like a tire swing, sit on your cock through a hole in the middle of the basket, then let go and start spinning. They say it gets you off like THAT. (snaps fingers)
This dude reminds me of a guy I served with. Has that dumb jock who wants to fit in look. He's the guy you dare to eat gum stuck underneath the bleachers.
"I do not wish to be assigned to smallwell. I'll be put to shame if I get a disease."
"Okay, we'll assign your daughter to Hunter instead."
"I humbly accept my position."
You have to admit her dedication to cause is off the charts. When she gets back home so she'll probably off herself anyway just because she accepted the assignment
I don't think Swallwell would know the difference (you know he likely has not had a lot of experience with the real thing, just look at him -- that is not the face/posture of a man who has made his partner climax -- ever).
Like he’s this walking douchebag that some well-connected Chinese lady takes an interest in HIM of all people and it never strikes him that she might be a spy?
Or did he suspect it and not care because the last time a Democrat got caught harboring a Chinese spy nothing happened?
Or is every instance of “deceived by a Chinese spy” going to just be the cover story for someone getting caught knowingly working with a spy? Like “oh, damn.. she was a spy? I had.. like.. no idea! Damn, I’m so embarrassed that I totally got fooled. At least I’m not going to be hung for treason though heh heh”
Geez he got the discount Susie Wong huh, he must have been desperate to sell out his country to get to sleep with her. Shit, is opting in to a labor camp a choice? Id rather a few years labor than the lifelong labor of trying to erase that face from my brian.
The bee is based AF
And unironically closer to the truth than the so-called news outlets.
True story.. Satire being more accurate than the "reality shapers" seems like satire, in of itself.
What was the name of that news movie in the late 70s? We're mad as hell, and we're not going to take it? That monolog lays it out.
She should show Mike Rowe how it works.....
Network. It's a gem.
Network, 1972
Seriously this!
Chinese spy looks like a fat Ewok. Lmao
Now I can’t unsee it.
Need a meme about this, side by side Ewok and this fat faced Chinese spy. Traitors face on it... caption : Blockhead pegs Ewoks
Caption: Ewok Force Penetrates the Death Star through Underused Exhaust Port
She has one of my least favorite face types.
And still a big score for Swallwell.
His best pull, no doubt...
Ew
so is "not the bee"
She works hard for her money...
<gags from raw sewage smell>
"Smell like Swalwell was down here farting all night," Mike says between more gags.
I think Mike is based too so he might actually, lol
Lefty’s may have had a point here: there are some jobs Americans simply will not do.
That would have been a better title for the thread LOL
Oh yes she did. She was not picky at all
https://twitter.com/JamesHesch2/status/1338715573325361158
She gets a medal for “Taking one for the team”
Still a commie spy, though, and should be dealt with accordingly.
Swallowell might have been the taker, let's be fair
I mean look at his name. Maybe she hoped the job would go easy with a spoonful of sugar. Gulp!
She looks like an Ewok
I accept the premise that if this lady shows up fawning for you, the vast majority of us no longer see a 6/10.
The premise is that this is a man elected to a federal position, sitting on the select committee on intelligence.
You think a man like that would know his own worth and ask for more if he's already decided to sell
I wonder if she's into fartsex
He want to play Dutch Oven all the time
Hewwo Ewwic we pway dutcha oven? you suckysucky me lucky lucky
10 seconds later
*Hewwo pwemeer? Ya me did easy job, he swawwo goot!"
She is now.
BWAAAHAHAHAHA, the “i'll build a railroad” has me rotflmao
Someday history books will be written and the record will be that Alex Jones and the Bee were more honest than MSM.
The 'basket ride' was a rumored trick done by the prostitutes in Vietnam. She would wind it up like a tire swing, sit on your cock through a hole in the middle of the basket, then let go and start spinning. They say it gets you off like THAT. (snaps fingers)
Maybe she's bringing it back!
Who could possibly downvote this ?!
Basket weavers
She ended up on her hands and knees all day working with a small tool anyway
that broad earned her bowl of rice........
She got tired of him giving her the dutch oven?
In early November, she posted a picture of the Capitol rotunda on her Facebook page.
I think she's trying to send a signal to her masters 'Mission Accomplished'. Not unlike a dog urinating on a spot to mark its territory.
This dude reminds me of a guy I served with. Has that dumb jock who wants to fit in look. He's the guy you dare to eat gum stuck underneath the bleachers.
Immigrants do the jobs Americans wont!
Heard she is going to be the new host of Dirty Jobs.
Before the job:
"I do not wish to be assigned to smallwell. I'll be put to shame if I get a disease." "Okay, we'll assign your daughter to Hunter instead." "I humbly accept my position."
A+ from the Bee
You have to admit her dedication to cause is off the charts. When she gets back home so she'll probably off herself anyway just because she accepted the assignment
He's not gay? I guess I was wong.
She must have the best faked orgasm playbook ever
I don't think Swallwell would know the difference (you know he likely has not had a lot of experience with the real thing, just look at him -- that is not the face/posture of a man who has made his partner climax -- ever).
C'mon man! With all the practice he had giving blowjobs, I'm sure he made many partners climax.
Nah, I'm putting it in the "doubtful" column.
gah snorted coffee over this one
Yo uh know you can just drink it, right?
But then how is his nose supposed to stay awake? Use your head, man, come on!
KEKEKEKEKEKEKEK
Took me a little while to realize this was fake, but once I read her calling that thing a man in the last line I knew it was completely fake news BS.
Satire becomes truth in the land of globalization
Make Orwell Fiction Again
MOFA
I wonder if she’s the one who told him tweeting that Americans could never take on the military because they have nukes was a good idea.
No shit..I almost feel bad for her, you know that man has a micro penis.
Hmmm, dont see anything sbout him screwing her though...Hmmmm...
lmfao
Totally BASED
Anything???enter text
SmallWined is busy tweeting g and gloating c about Biden’s win and anti Trump chatter. He obviously isn’t ashamed of anything.
How does is this guy, really?
Like he’s this walking douchebag that some well-connected Chinese lady takes an interest in HIM of all people and it never strikes him that she might be a spy?
Or did he suspect it and not care because the last time a Democrat got caught harboring a Chinese spy nothing happened?
Or is every instance of “deceived by a Chinese spy” going to just be the cover story for someone getting caught knowingly working with a spy? Like “oh, damn.. she was a spy? I had.. like.. no idea! Damn, I’m so embarrassed that I totally got fooled. At least I’m not going to be hung for treason though heh heh”
Kek! In a Dr. waiting room and just got way to much attention LMAO.
Geez he got the discount Susie Wong huh, he must have been desperate to sell out his country to get to sleep with her. Shit, is opting in to a labor camp a choice? Id rather a few years labor than the lifelong labor of trying to erase that face from my brian.
I'd take good care of her. She could be my commie spy wiafu
She should get a statue in the center of Beijing for her sacrifice.
Big apologies to Chyna for exposing them to babyface retard Swalwell!
Times like these make her glad for all the forced sterilization China forces onto its population.
Ah for a second i forgot that the bee is satire...although i wouldn't be surprised if she was really like that.