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posted ago by Crypulous ago by Crypulous +5826 / -5
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baylig 91 points ago +92 / -1

This is funny. But I have a confession. I don't know where the KFC Bill Bar memes originated. Can someone fill me in before it's gone?

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sleepydude 143 points ago +144 / -1

It only works because he is the head investigator and fat.

Essentially, the original joke is this:

"The only thing Barr can get to the bottom of is a bucket of KFC chicken."

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TXPatriot_73 52 points ago +52 / -0

"Oh, you wanted me to find sources... I thought you said sauces"

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LugNuts 35 points ago +35 / -0

"Deck the Harrs with Bors of Horry! Fa rah RAH RAH RAAAHH! Rah rahh rahh rahh!"

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BoatingAccident 17 points ago +17 / -0

"diz da seasun do be Jarry Fa rah RAH RAH RAAAHH! Rah rahh rahh rahh!"

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BillBarrsLastBucket 2 points ago +2 / -0

The objective just gets blurry when you are looking through the greasy translucent bottom of the bucket!

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GastonP1000 2 points ago +2 / -0

"no no no no no it's fa la la la la, not fa rah rah rah rah!"

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RedTexas 9 points ago +9 / -0

Ho re shit

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Meme_Too 2 points ago +2 / -0

They thought it was "Barrs of horry."

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Psyk0Tripp 13 points ago +13 / -0

Honey mustard works best with chicken. Dunno anyone who puts ketchup on chicken, that's heresy.

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indigofor45 10 points ago +10 / -0

Kids. That’s who puts ketchup on chicken. I used to work at Chic-fil-A.

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Homopratensis2 1 point ago +1 / -0

Truth!

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JDude151 1 point ago +1 / -0

One of my roommates orders Sweet and Sour chicken from our local Chinese place sometimes, tosses the sauce away and eats the chicken with ketchup. The boy ain't right.

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icehole3 8 points ago +8 / -0

Ranch

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Jaqen 8 points ago +8 / -0

Ruby Ridge

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navycuda 5 points ago +5 / -0

tamarind sauce!

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sleepydude 5 points ago +5 / -0

Gracious me, I haven't heard that one before. Such a great follow up to the original.

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RivalPipe 20 points ago +20 / -0

Since then, the joke has become a secret blend of 11 memes and spicys.

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Voiceofreason72 5 points ago +5 / -0

This one is good ^ 🤣🤣🤣

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RivalPipe 3 points ago +3 / -0

KEK

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skidookid 4 points ago +4 / -0

That was hysterical. Get that on a meme before I do ;) haha j/k

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RivalPipe 1 point ago +1 / -0

Go right on ahead. It is audit week, and I don't have time but to comment.

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SupremeDearLeader2 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yessss omg they were so gross ,total fail on optics, it was some other sleezy leftist but maybe Nadler waddled by too

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DrTar 1 point ago +1 / -0

Steve Cohen from Memphis.

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CaptainChrisPBacon 5 points ago +5 / -0

It does amaze me how www.thedonald.win can make a meme happen. I like Billy Bagpipes also.

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sneaky428 5 points ago +5 / -0

Its hilaeous

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TalmudIsToiletPaper 5 points ago +6 / -1

Herro! Wercum to Shitty Chicken, can I taka yo orda prease!?

Yes, or course I be #1 rear autentic Kerner Sandurs.

Rook a my wiite beerd and grasses. U buy now!

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Bluestorm83 2 points ago +2 / -0

Herro, Prease!

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Henevercalls 3 points ago +3 / -0

He’s from Kentucky

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KekistanIsFree 3 points ago +3 / -0

Some congressperson ate KFC while calling Barr too chicken to come in and speak to them.

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baylig 1 point ago +1 / -0

Oh yeah! I think this is the real answer.

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Tomm 2 points ago +2 / -0

It’s because he is a fat fuck

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Rtsands45 21 points ago +21 / -0

Who does number 2 work for?

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LockNload 8 points ago +8 / -0

Get in my belly.

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Mr_Beanths 5 points ago +5 / -0

I want my baby back, baby back

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Boondoc 1 point ago +1 / -0

Shang xiao Sanders

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slaphappy2 13 points ago +13 / -0

They were trained to stuff messages into fortune cookies and put them into the chicken buckets.

They used that training to stuff Biden votes in ballot boxes.

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blinddoggy 4 points ago +4 / -0

That would be Andy Beshear.

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WakingKnowledge 8 points ago +8 / -0

Bill Barr is the kind of asshole that invites you all over for KFC and then eats all the crispy skin off all the chicken. He is a spoiled child, just like South Parks' Cartman.

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MikesBigJockstrap 2 points ago +2 / -0

Bill Barrtman. Somehow worse than sleepy Sessions.

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Butthurt 5 points ago +5 / -0

Isn’t this a Japanese Christmas tradition? To get kfc ?

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edxzxz 5 points ago +5 / -0

OK, they may have gained access to intel on troop deployments and weapons systems capabilities but they'll never get their dirty filthy commie mitts on the secret 11 herbs and spices damnit!

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TheKillingWords 3 points ago +3 / -0

Dammit 😂😂

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Ithrowawaay 3 points ago +3 / -0

All an elaborate plan to discover the Colonels secret recipe. Now that it’s done, time to retire.

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amilbarge00 2 points ago +4 / -2

This needs a shitpost tag and should not be stickied.

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jsphere256 2 points ago +2 / -0

How is "Colonel Sanders" pronounced in Pidgin?

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stepping_razor123 1 point ago +1 / -0

In Canada we have a chicken restaurant chain called Swiss Chalet but us cool kids call it "swiss pidgin".

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jdog 2 points ago +2 / -0

Somehow this looks delicious 😋

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Widowmaker 2 points ago +2 / -0

I am not sure whether to laugh or be furious at the possible truth of the matter...

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Grond999 2 points ago +2 / -0

OH FUCK that is funny. With no swamp behind bars, I need the laughs.

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CoolMoeBee 2 points ago +2 / -0

I thought they were Chinese Pies

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justinkayz 2 points ago +2 / -0

lol...you got me!

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Rreidy8286 2 points ago +2 / -0

As a white man i feel like my culture is being appropriated here. Reeeeeeeeee

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burgundycapsule 2 points ago +2 / -0

William was a gay deceiver - Dixie

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stepping_razor123 2 points ago +2 / -0

+1 am Canadian but Southern American in spirit. Hooray Hooray In Dixie's Land I will make my stand to live and die in Dixie away away away down South in Dixie.

South Carolina String Band Dixie's Land

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wFNr9FnpZBk

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rn10950 2 points ago +2 / -0

Move over Colonel Sanders for General Tso.

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Bigpandas2 1 point ago +1 / -0

Which one is the real Kernal?

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Qpec 1 point ago +1 / -0

Culnell slandells!

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DemsHaveNoHomeHere 1 point ago +1 / -0

It beats Mario lopez

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MakeAmericaGreat9 1 point ago +1 / -0

you mother fucker...I thought to myself as I clicked the link "welp no surprise there"

Then I saw this. This is grade A shit post

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SoulSurfer 1 point ago +1 / -0

Lol

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Sheprecon31 1 point ago +1 / -0

Hahahaha class

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Lethalmouse 1 point ago +1 / -0

Ahhhhhh hahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahhaha!!!! Literally shaking right now.....of extreme laughter!!!

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VaPnut 1 point ago +1 / -0

I FUKIN KNEW IT! That's why my chicken from KFC is loaded with MSG! I knew something was up!

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smartass 1 point ago +1 / -0

ROR, me rike!

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Undying 1 point ago +1 / -0

Why did the chicken cross the road? Something something Bill Barr.

I'm still working on it.

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BlackKat 1 point ago +1 / -0

THE KURUNURURR

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acasper 1 point ago +1 / -0

You shitpost tag this right now you unwashed gamer.

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WalkFastGoHome 1 point ago +1 / -0

Is this cultural appropriation?

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Salt-N-Pepe 1 point ago +1 / -0

Extla Clispy

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knnbccb 1 point ago +1 / -0

HERRO CAN I HAVE YOUR ORDER PREASE?

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novanleon 1 point ago +1 / -0

These guys are probably Japanese. KFC is big in Japan.

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Salt-N-Pepe 1 point ago +1 / -0

Chickity China, the Chinese Chicken

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Tenspot20 1 point ago +1 / -0

We make Derichous Chickens!

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comakevin76 1 point ago +1 / -0

Classic. Well done.

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Jcholl9 1 point ago +1 / -0

kik

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Homopratensis2 1 point ago +1 / -0

Shouldn't this be tagged bullshit.

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Odif 1 point ago +1 / -0

Hard harr