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Romanfun61 [S] 467 points ago +468 / -1

If they could convene outside the CDC guidelines then the customers of my restaurant can convene to have breakfast.

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JohnTexasBaron 202 points ago +210 / -8

Is this a joke!? Ha. Or calling their bluff it seems. This vaccine sounds high risk for little to no reward. Not a good value proposition. And fuck these people in congress... obviously they should do their fucken jobs or give back the money

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Wtf_socialismreally 215 points ago +216 / -1

That's the point. Take the vaccine. Prove it.

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Raindrops1984 143 points ago +144 / -1

And not the Washington DC version of the vaccine. The Atlanta or the Navajo vaccine.

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nozonozo 66 points ago +66 / -0

You can't fix any of our problems with our government using the means provided by the government.

Truth finds it's voice.

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Imransgarage 21 points ago +21 / -0

Give them several doses.

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Dedcatsk8r 5 points ago +5 / -0

BOOM BIIG BIG MEDECINE IN THAT STATEMENT

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darkgwalchmei 44 points ago +44 / -0

They wont even have to do that; theyll just write an exemption for themselves like they did with Mandated Obamacare

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DanIsSwell 30 points ago +30 / -0

Exactly. They’ll just pretend they took it. They already do whatever they want, regarding the “pandemic”. Masks and social distancing are political theater.

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Epicsoundwaves 7 points ago +7 / -0

Co worker of mine was all excited Obama and clinton and bush and Markle all said they'd get it on live TV. My husband chimed in with a nice redpill, "how do you know they'd be getting the vaccine we'd all be getting"?

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DanIsSwell 3 points ago +3 / -0

It’s funny how they don’t even consider that possibility.

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gaijin_ronin 11 points ago +11 / -0

Tuskegee version

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ohamitired 10 points ago +10 / -0

This guy gets it

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MRPfl 8 points ago +8 / -0

"We took the vaccine" Wink Wink

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LoobintheToobin 5 points ago +5 / -0

And now we have super powers!!!

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Rfmaga 1 point ago +1 / -0

No now you are stupid and weak!

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rationalistone 5 points ago +5 / -0

Even if they did it on camera, I guarantee they would just be injected with normal saline. You will never know that they didn't actually get vaccinated because of HIPAA laws. Anyone who would reveal it was just normal saline would loose their license, get sued, and maybe imprisoned.

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whatlike_withacloth 14 points ago +14 / -0

"Oh, well, we wouldn't want to 'cut the line!' We need to give it to the vulnerable people first!"

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Ungratefulliving 22 points ago +22 / -0

The funny part is most of them are in the high risk group, so they are "the vulnerable" if they really believed their own bullshit.

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Imransgarage 13 points ago +13 / -0

80+, obese, multiple pre-existing conditions.

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dixieleeanon 5 points ago +6 / -1

Being a treacherous reanimated corpse should be the #1 "pre-existing condition" IMO

& a room full of these soulless puppets is a "superspreader event" if I ever saw one

Vaccine, no vaccine, outta session, in session, on vaca or convened makes NO FUKN diff they DON"T WORK they dont do their jobs why do they get paid?

I wish there were some way to fukn toss the lot into the "damaged good" "do not use" pile & start from scratch.

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Kaori-chan1 13 points ago +13 / -0

Obama Bush Clinton said they would take it. Do it in TV. I won’t take it anyway but I wanna watch.

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Monky 15 points ago +15 / -0

100% it’ll be saline.

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LoobintheToobin 8 points ago +8 / -0

Or packed with super powers and tiny baby bits.

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Wtf_socialismreally 7 points ago +7 / -0

I'm going to need more than just saline injections as proof

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TrumpFarren 5 points ago +5 / -0

It would be saline shots! They are all dramatic liars!

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Dedcatsk8r 4 points ago +4 / -0

Watch em stick a MOVIE NEEDLE in their arm? Fuck that! Unless I PICK which vial they get a shot from and stick those shits myself. And thats as likely to happen as me taking a mandatory shot. Burn in hell politicos! I am the living man and not corporeal

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menstreusel 2 points ago +3 / -1

I mean, worst case we're out 10 politicians and best case we're out 535.

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Deadpool 37 points ago +37 / -0

If it works then the public fear and shutdown can end, if they die the Republic has been saved! Win win either way. Pelosi goes first because she is the “most important” 👌😁

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 6 points ago +6 / -0

She definitely goes first. Spare Bidet though, this could be fun

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The_Forgotten_Man 16 points ago +16 / -0

These FAKE NEWS Demons Would Take a SHOT OF HARMLESS SALINE SOLUTION on Camera and Fucking TELL US THEY TOOK IT.

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JohnTexasBaron 7 points ago +7 / -0

100% right... they have been invalidated in past 4 years.

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TrumpFarren 3 points ago +3 / -0

Exactly!

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LoobintheToobin 2 points ago +2 / -0

Plus some super powers, why get saline without some baby bits and super powers attached for fun. Look how well we are doing?!

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MadMaxUSMC 3 points ago +3 / -0

Why would you take it if your congressman wouldn't?

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HillarysStrapOn 32 points ago +32 / -0

I’m pretty sure your restaurant is just having a peaceful protest where delicious food just happens to be served

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Romanfun61 [S] 29 points ago +29 / -0

That's easy for you to say if you don't own that business. The government has the rule of force to sidestep the rule of law until their made to do otherwise. In the meantime they drive you into ruination.

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Assault-Covfefe 25 points ago +25 / -0

I have two friends who are based AF but each own their own small business. They're stuck between a rock and a hard place. These exec orders have no legal standing, so they won't get arrested if they tell Coonman to go fuck himself and don't comply. But the local agencies will make their lives hell behind the scenes (licensing, fines, etc.). Not to mention the brownshirt maskhole customers that love to rat people out for not masking up. You know, ;leaving bad yelp reviews, reporting them to ABC, and all that kind of shit. It fucking blows.

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Romanfun61 [S] 23 points ago +23 / -0

There's one thing the government does exceptionally well. FUCKING THE PEOPLE.

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Libertas_Vel_Mors 12 points ago +12 / -0

One of the advantages of living near very small towns (I'm in the sticks in rural Oregon), is that anyone dumb enough to go Full Karen quickly finds themselves (and their families) in deep shit.

This is because we quickly learn who they are, and out here, everyone relies on everyone else.

By way of example, the one cunt who did go Full Karen (and her entire family) now has to drive at least 50+ miles round-trip just to get groceries, gas, dental appointments, auto parts, or anything at all. Nobody will let her, her husband, or their kids into their stores, for any reason. Reporting a store to the state is bad... very bad. This ain't Portland, folks.

TL;DR - you can go maskless for the most part around the small towns here if you feel like it.

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LoobintheToobin 6 points ago +6 / -0

Message me the town? I’m on the coast and willing to drive to visit freedom

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Rufus_Shinra 4 points ago +4 / -0

I live in a rural town too, it's just like this and it's awesome. It's like, the way people were meant to live, not jam packed in tight cities. In these smaller town's there is still a sense of community. Everyone knows everyone else and we are for the most part like minded. People wave at you as you drive by, little to no crime, most people still leave their car doors unlocked in the parking lots.

Takes longer to drive places, but I'm finding it is a small price to pay.

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Cloudy_mood 4 points ago +4 / -0

I love hearing that.

Fuck those people.

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Peachykeen74 6 points ago +7 / -1

Dude. People of VA need to stand up. What the heck. Everyone’s complaining and doing nothing. I don’t mean you, but my IRL community. Ugh. 🤦🏽‍♀️

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Assault-Covfefe 7 points ago +7 / -0

I agree. In the liberal haven of N. VA, it's a totally conditioned population. I, and people like me are in the minority. Most people are just happy to comply and go about their day. Outside of this liberal shithole and into the red counties, I've seen a whole lot less complying with this ridiculous bullshit.

The liberal majority legislature DOESN'T CARE about the fact that the state is mainly conservative because the densely populated liberal enclaves vote them in every time. The gun rights issue is a prime example. 10's of thousands of peacefully armed demonstrators showed up at the capitol, phone lines flooded, emails sent, constituents got meetings w/ their reps, and they STILL passed almost everything they wanted to. It's literally going to take those same tens of thousands of patriots to march INTO the capitol and drag these fuckers out into the streets (and whatever happens, happens)

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Peachykeen74 7 points ago +7 / -0

Dude. The fraud in VA is unreal. We have a wanton FELON (from Portsmouth) as a state senator. It’s a complete crapshow.

We had an EPIC slate of reps (Freitas! Benjamin! Collick!) headed to DC and it was STOLEN from us.

We need Jesus to save us or our Commonwealth is doomed. I’m a mom, but all the men I know are saying, “I dunno, I’m watching to see what happens, what do you want me to do, charge the capital building?!”

Maybe.

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chelthing 6 points ago +6 / -0

Phone call

Email

Last option is YOINK

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454evr 2 points ago +2 / -0

whatever happens, happens

What a beautiful way of putting it. Can we make this a meme?

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Throwingitinthesea 3 points ago +3 / -0

“Some people will do something.”

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LAIDBACKMANNER 3 points ago +3 / -0

Nobody wants to organize and actually try to do something about all this Orwellian bullshit. I've been trying to find people that will in my state (and in general)... No response back so far. I don't understand it.

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Rufus_Shinra 4 points ago +4 / -0

It's kind of sad Muslims in Afghan will live in caves for years just to fight for their moon God, but we can't even get a proper demonstration going when our country is literally being forcefully taken over by communists .

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Peachykeen74 2 points ago +2 / -0

I think you’ll have to go the militia route. Maybe go door-to-door..

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summerbreeze 5 points ago +5 / -0

We had family pictures taken on Sunday in Salem, Oregon and the photographer is based, but said we could only have 5 people in the studio at a time (there is a 6 person limit, so 5 people including her makes 6). She said OSHA can come at anytime and demand her security tapes to review and if they see more than 5 people then she gets a fine. edit: spelling

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Assault-Covfefe 3 points ago +3 / -0

That's a little bit of a lie and probably said to just get customers off her ass. I gotta deal with workplace safety from time to time and I don't think OSHA does random inspections. They will visit if you have an accident, especially if someone dies or goes to the hospital, or if there's a work safety compliant. And even then the visit is limited to the complaint or incident at hand. They can't go back and inspect everything wholesale. But maybe now have deemed that practice acceptable since can since you can (GASP!) spread the dreaded Shanghai Sniffles at any given time.

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summerbreeze 4 points ago +4 / -0

OSHA can definitely just show up and inspect a workplace. And now, Kate Brown has weaponized OSHA so I have no reason to doubt the person that told me this.

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Assault-Covfefe 4 points ago +4 / -0

Ah...maybe Oregon has a OSHA-like arm like us in Virginia where federal OSHA just says "Hey, VA/OR, your state OSHA can act as our agents and enforce our rules".

We get randomly inspected by Virginia OSHA (VOSH), but never by federal OSHA. I've been on jobs where the feds show up b/c some dude died or whatever, but in 25 years never just a random federal OSHA inspection. Guess I'm just lucky!

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sackofwisdom 4 points ago +4 / -0

The place I got a gun from said this women rats her store out for not wearing masks and gets $50 for each citation. How can that shit be legal?

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McSimply 1 point ago +1 / -0

This is what happens when criminals take control of the government.

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Tayzi 16 points ago +16 / -0

Haha I got myself a $1,500 no mask ticket as a mid 20's electrician. I make fuck all for money so this ticket breaks me but I'll start slashing tires in the court parking lot before I pay this fine. Maybe I'll end up in jail for a bit but there's no chance I'm letting these fucks rob me blind and ruin my life without at least spending their money on new tires. Every fucking week

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Libertas_Vel_Mors 12 points ago +12 / -0

Demand to know the specific law you allegedly broke. Bet even a judge won't be able to quote it.

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LoobintheToobin 5 points ago +5 / -0

Be inspired by Atlas Gym!

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Klown_Schwab -15 points ago +2 / -17

electrician. I make fuck all for money

Get an oil and gas job dumbass. If you're willing to travel you'll make bank.

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Tayzi 17 points ago +17 / -0

Dumbass? Go fuck yourself. I make more than enough money to be happy with my life. I'm just not rich, but I'll be damned if I let some handshake bitch call me a dumbass.

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Klown_Schwab -11 points ago +1 / -12

the fuck's a handshake bitch?

I'm just saying if you're hurting for money there are ways to make more.

I'm a land surveyor I did oil pipeline work for a couple years to save up for an apartment. I was making $10k a month + food and lodging. And I'm technically not a trade so that was the low end, electricians were making even more.

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LoobintheToobin 8 points ago +8 / -0

Insulting fellow members isn’t looked upon very fondly (be respectful is a rule.) We like to use our big boy words and give a little respect to our fellow man before turning into insulting cursing communists. To help make your life here easier, should you decide to stay. Views and opinions are welcome and encouraged. No need to insult in the process.

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Tayzi 5 points ago +5 / -0

Handshakes are just new accounts to the site. I'm well aware of the financial benefits of working out of town, but I enjoy going back to my own place every night.

My complaint was directed at the bullshit ticket, not how much I make. I have a condo, decent car and a nice crotch rocket, but I'm not rich enough to laugh at a $1,500 ticket man.

Also, I'd like to add this in to any other electricians reading this. The big money is drifting into data/comms systems. Learning that aspect will be a massive benefit to your career if you'd like to branch out from power distribution.

Edit - I'm not the downvoter by the way. I only downvote and deport communists or faggots

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dakin116 4 points ago +5 / -1

Steakhouse owner in my town told the board of health to fuck off, no masks. They gave him a verbal warning and...that's it. They have no power

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KAG2020WIN 11 points ago +11 / -0

Not a good idea, restaurant where I lived refused to shut back down again recently and a SWAT team came out and forced the guy to shut his restaurant down.

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BarronTrump2032 23 points ago +23 / -0

What fucking planet are we on.

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Cloudy_mood 6 points ago +6 / -0

Clown World

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Jestre 12 points ago +13 / -1

Police are not and never were our allies

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Scumcunt 9 points ago +10 / -1

Was there anything in the news about this? I’m saving stories of force used to enforce the lockdown restrictions. What state was it in?

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Tayzi 5 points ago +5 / -0

Just wanted to say thanks for documenting all this bullshit. I want serious consequences laid on these enforcers of bullshit

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LoobintheToobin 4 points ago +4 / -0

??? Wha?

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Dr0neRec0very 19 points ago +21 / -2

Like the CCP, our alleged representatives view themselves as the intelligencia, who have EARNED the rights of a citizen. We peasants, however, are too stupid for rights. We're not real citizens, because we are very clearly NOT guaranteed real, meaningful, fair elections. Contact Cocaine Mitch today to let him know that you're ready for very real war if that feckless Chinacrat is permitted to occupy the White House. Mitch is telling the Senate to stand down, like SCOTUS, and permit China to complete its coup. Ol' Murder Turtle can be reached here:

https://contactsenators.com/kentucky/mitch-mcconnell

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ChubbyDubzworth 8 points ago +8 / -0

Open your restaurant! And you serve the breakfast of freedom, proudly! They have NO power over any us... We serve the Almighty God and God alone

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workinating 6 points ago +6 / -0

FREEDOM OMELETS WITH PROTEST SAUCE.

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ChubbyDubzworth 6 points ago +6 / -0

That will be $17.76

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LoobintheToobin 4 points ago +4 / -0

A fair and patriotic price indeed!!

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sackofwisdom 1 point ago +1 / -0

Only duck with szechuan sauce allowed.

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ZerroDefex 70 points ago +71 / -1

And even the ones who suddenly announced they had it were always asymptomatic and just disappeared "back home" for a couple weeks.

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standonthewall 17 points ago +18 / -1

Yeah the law granting two paid weeks off expires at the end of the year. Funny how they just got sick two weeks before the end of the year.

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Genericwhitemale 16 points ago +17 / -1

Biden coughed like 30 times during his speech a couple days ago, but Dr. Jill Biden says its just a cold. Convenient huh?

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lerm4comptroller 24 points ago +25 / -1

It literally can't be the "just a cold," because according to numbers from the CDC we've cured every cold-causing disease except this new mutation of the coronavirus.

So Joe's a goddamn medical miracle, I guess.

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lerm4comptroller 6 points ago +6 / -0

It's tongue-in-cheek. Jesus, lighten up: it's a joke in reference to the cratered numbers for most other causes of colds.

https://www.cdc.gov/norovirus/reporting/calicinet/data.html

https://www.cdc.gov/surveillance/nrevss/rsv/natl-trend.html

https://www.cdc.gov/surveillance/nrevss/hmpv/natl-trend.html

For the record, and actually being serious, the US has eradicated many diseases domestically (which is one of the great arguments for restricted immigration, by the by). The last case of wild polio was in the '70s for instance.

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lerm4comptroller 1 point ago +1 / -0

Then why were you talking about the CDC? You realize they aren't a worldwide organization, right? It's not up to them to say when some other country eradicates a disease; outside their wheelhouse, so to speak.

https://www.cdc.gov/about/organization/mission.htm

And according to the CDC, WE have eradicated polio. And yes, when someone on a forum about American politics talking about a specific American politician even namechecking an American organization says "we," you can just go ahead and assume that we mean Americans.

It may seem crazy to Europeans, but most Americans don't say "we" to encompass the entire fucking species.

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Ocineaa 1 point ago +1 / -0

Well her "Dr." Status comes from an honorary PhD from somewhere. Democrats do nothing but lie!

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Romanfun61 [S] 5 points ago +5 / -0

Amazing how that works

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lucidthoughts 5 points ago +5 / -0

if you pose that to them, they'll just "claim" it's because they mask and social distance (even though that's a bullshit answer)

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DarkoPolo 3 points ago +3 / -0

Then you hit them with “well if our masking and social distancing efforts are so effective, then why is covid still spreading like wildfire?”

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lucidthoughts 3 points ago +3 / -0

“because people like YOU aren’t masking” <— liberals

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thedonutking 2 points ago +3 / -1

Because masks are not 100% effective. And in my area, only about half of the people are wearing any mask, and many that are are just using cotton bandanas which are the least effective form of mask. You would need at least 80% of people wearing effective masks to see the spread slow down significantly.

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bavarianpesant 108 points ago +109 / -1

this whole get the politicians to take it first thing is useless they will just fake it (wouldnt show long term problems anyway)

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Romanfun61 [S] 49 points ago +50 / -1

But it damn sure puts them on record as being hypocrites. Maybe Donald Trump should deploy the Capitol Police to prevent them from coming together like Whitmer did with his electors. Declare a national emergency under the guise that government leadership cannot willingly Place itself in jeopardy. Just to chap their ass.

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Jaqen 26 points ago +28 / -2

puts them on record as being hypocrites.

Unfortunately that has already happened a hundred times over. Did not matter then, will not now.

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RejectTheProgramming 4 points ago +4 / -0

The MAGA way is to put pressure on their lies and hypocrisy. Each individual act may not do much, but add enough weigh and they will be crushed under the pressure. Be consistent, be diligent, and NEVER stop fighting for what's right

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ILearnedToCode 8 points ago +8 / -0

hes saying they would just take saline water or something, itd be impossible to verify what they took

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LoobintheToobin 3 points ago +3 / -0

Hahaha. Buddy of mine brought this up, Flints water is still fracked and people want to rush out and trust the god-vernments new cure all? No memory or critical thinking left, the pills have done their trick. And if you aren’t taking any just drink some more public tap water for your daily dosages. Mmm prozac water.

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smis 3 points ago +3 / -0

they have been on that record for decades though :v

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Ithrowawaay 10 points ago +10 / -0

Exactly. Who’s going to enforce it? The CDC? FBI?

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Originalrecipe 4 points ago +4 / -0

We wouldn't be asking.

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LoobintheToobin 2 points ago +2 / -0

I agree! Participating in the premise is a loosing prospect. No way around, their goal posts are both painted in their colors.

There is NO actual isolation of the virus. It only exists in poisoned monkey cell cultures and if they cycle a test enough they can get any result they want. Medicine dictatorship controlling people with the word Science, and the idea that they know more than the rest of us, and deserve our unquestioning loyalty. I use to have a link about this until apple scrubbed my notes of it. Anyone else have it?

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ArcticPharaoh 62 points ago +65 / -3

If vaccine works on Congress, the people are safe. If the vaccine fails on Congress, the people are safe.

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D0NNIE_DARK0 43 points ago +44 / -1

You’re assuming the shots will contain the same thing.

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MAGA_Flocka_Flame 21 points ago +22 / -1

Why do they have a batch planned for POTUS but not for Biden?

Hmm…

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SecurityBlanket 9 points ago +9 / -0

Use the batch they had planned for POTUS and his cabinet

But what if the congressman is Sicilian? You might be falling for one of the classic blunders!

What in the world can that be? ::swaps batches while you're distracted::

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Workmore2 5 points ago +5 / -0

Never get involved in a land war in Asia?

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funkjock84 38 points ago +39 / -1

Only thing they will take is Normal Saline shots that look like something else.

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Redpill-notCommieRed 10 points ago +10 / -0

I sure wouldn't want Dr Jill doing it

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zerosmokescreen 32 points ago +33 / -1

How about no vaccine mandates? Then I can use their example for why I will never take it.

If we mandate them, they will mandate us.

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 6 points ago +8 / -2

There will be no mandatory vaccine. Here is the plan, as laid bare in both Canada and New Zealand. Meaning no way do they plan anything else in the US:

renewed lockdowns along with the vaccine. Those who take it can work and travel, IF they also sign onto the great reset, forfeiting the right to own any kind of property for the rest of your life.

Those who refuse the vaccine are declared a public health menace and rounded up into gulags / FEMA camps /re-education camps. We can hold out as long as we like, but at a certain time all our assets are seized.

The appropriate response is to be proactive, before 1/20. The conclusion of the joint meeting of Congress that starts 1/6 is the absolute last deadline. Or rather, whatever DJT announces shortly afterwards, if not before.

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Rufinator 22 points ago +23 / -1

Get not only them, but there kids and grandkids too. Let’s see how confident they are. (Also applies to Bill Gates and the CEO of Phizer...)

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MAGA_Flocka_Flame 17 points ago +17 / -0

Funny how they keep calling for President Trump to take the vaccine, but not them or Biden yet Trump is already making antibodies for the virus

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sustainable_saltmine 19 points ago +19 / -0

natural antibodies > vaccines

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Fourtyandfourtyfive 13 points ago +13 / -0

Already heard on local news someone, (CDC or WHO or Pelosis China spy, not sure) they are downplaying the effectiveness of natural occurring antibodies thru infection.

These fuknuts are trying to convince people the vaccine is better than your own bodies defense.

A G.D. VACCINE WORKS BECAUSE OF THE BODIES NATURAL DEFENSE!

Too many useful idiots on the planet...

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ENTP 4 points ago +5 / -1

He already had it. How fucking stupid is it to get a vaccine for something you already had

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The_Emperor 4 points ago +4 / -0

Yeah, that's stupid. He already had it. Basically immunity stuff. Let someone else get that vaccine. They can't make enough fast enough. I'm sick of closed bars and masks!

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Goodquestionidiot 0 points ago +1 / -1

I think because we, as a people, are reluctant to endorse using the military to act within this Country's borders.

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MAGA_Flocka_Flame 2 points ago +3 / -1

500 more signatures overnight!

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jaysizzles 3 points ago +4 / -1

1300 signatures in 3 day!?!? WTF we can do better than this. WE NEED TRUMP TO DECLARE A NATIONAL EMERGENCY AND DEFEND DEMOCRACY BY SHUTTING STOPPING THE ELECTION.

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Truglow 9 points ago +9 / -0

It would be a bunch of saline shots.

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Butthurt 8 points ago +8 / -0

“We don’t want to cut in line”

Lori lightfoot gave that excuse and other politicians too

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eplettner 8 points ago +8 / -0

Democrats and RINOs first !!

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MAGA_Flocka_Flame 14 points ago +14 / -0

Have everyone in the country jab them with a needle,

Only way to be sure

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Darkheartisland 2 points ago +6 / -4

That should be the 28th amendment.

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zerosmokescreen 6 points ago +7 / -1

How do you verify your vote was counted accurately?

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vegaspatriot1776 3 points ago +3 / -0

with full metal jackets.

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Hlodvig915 2 points ago +2 / -0

Have Alex Jones monitor them.

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2008RonPaul2012 2 points ago +2 / -0

I hear Dominion has software that tracks this sort of thing. Very reliable, secure.

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Friend_of_John_Galt 7 points ago +7 / -0

They would lie to us about that too. Not hard to inject an innocuous substance in your arm for the camera.

Now, if you find a doctor willing to destroy vaccines and say you took them, you're cooking with bacon.

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brainphreeze 7 points ago +8 / -1

Start with AOC - never want that disgusting clown to reproduce and spawn any offspring

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Gyrfalcon 4 points ago +4 / -0

The vaccine supposedly interferes with fertility. We could be in luck.

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slashp 2 points ago +2 / -0

Are you surprised?

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Romanfun61 [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

Outstanding observation.

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Sackanutz 6 points ago +6 / -0

Not just Congress but their families as well, spouses, kids, grandkids. Use them as the test subjects.

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Siteless_Vagrant 4 points ago +5 / -1

They'll just take a placebo.

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Spezz 4 points ago +4 / -0

they won’t touch it yet REEEE that trump hasn’t had i t yet

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LAIDBACKMANNER 4 points ago +4 / -0

...But how will we OBJECTIVLY know that what they are being given is, in fact, the vaccine? It could be a b12 shot for all we know? Do you expect me to BLINDLY just TRUST them at their word without any form of "receipts"? I don't think any of you would agree that's trusting what they say is in that syringe, is a good idea... Just sayin'.

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Notme 5 points ago +5 / -0

If they die its the vaccine. If they dont die its a lie. Stick them again...

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LAIDBACKMANNER 2 points ago +2 / -0

lol

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DahRage 1 point ago +1 / -0

Sounds about right, yeah. Kinda conspiracy nutty, but honestly, weirder shit has been happening.

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Jujubees 3 points ago +3 / -0

And all the State Governors that shut their states down. They need to protect themselves first because they are essential employees.

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DrinkTeaNotKoolaid 3 points ago +3 / -0

And if the vaccine causes your dick to fall off then no harm done.

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ThatCovfefeThough 3 points ago +3 / -0

There should be a new law passed that congress should not be exempt from any law they enforce on the people. i.e. Obamacare.

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Shesaidwhat79 2 points ago +2 / -0

Well Steve Daines and his family were vaccinated already. He is a senator. So since we have been told it is not going to stop you from getting Covid. He just got to the front of the line to get the side effects. I agree let all of Congress the house and senate get vaccinated so we can watch them for side effects before we take it. After all it is an experimental vaccine has not been animal tested. No one in Switzerland is taking it for that reason alone.

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JackOfDiamonds 2 points ago +2 / -0

This sounds exactly like the kind of thing Congress would not do and say they did.

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TrumpFarren 2 points ago +2 / -0

Exactly! Those dipshit reporters acting like they wanted to plunge 50 syringes in POTUS yesterday when they were questioning Kayleigh about the “holy grail population control vaccine.” They make me sick, give it to Congress first, all they do it sit there counting their scandalous Commie Money! START WITH MITCH MCCONNELL!

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pizza_lawyer 2 points ago +2 / -0

If they don't die, we know they vaccine is safe, if they do, we know the country is safe. Win win.

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Antenna 2 points ago +2 / -0

And live stream everyone of them getting pricked.

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Grond999 2 points ago +2 / -0

Ya, is this a joke??

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Romanfun61 [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

Look at it this way every leader of the United States is going to be in that one chamber or social distancing cannot be achieved. Prudence dictates they take every available means of caution to prevent the possible collapse of the government. Not that I would mind but it wouldn't look good on the world stage if our body politic starts dropping off. If they insist on being there we insist on they be safe.

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Grond999 1 point ago +1 / -0

Is the vaccine safe? They took the 94% (or whatever figure) from a mere couple of hundred ppl. BTW, Trump has already had the virus, which will potentially provide more immunity than a vaccine that only supposedly exposes a person to one spike protein of the virus.

People should be allowed to operate on their own accord at their own risk. Those who want a vaccine can take it. I would rather be exposed to the actual virus.

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2WrongsMakeALeft 2 points ago +2 / -0

Needs shitpost flair!

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Berticus 2 points ago +2 / -0

Democrats first

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CertainlyNotEdward 2 points ago +3 / -1

Fuck that.

Instead, demand congress learn how to have purely virtual sessions so every congressman can live full time in their district instead of in DC.

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CertainlyNotEdward 1 point ago +2 / -1

Exactly!

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LoobintheToobin 2 points ago +2 / -0

Kill all the politicians you say? Thats one way to restart things.

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giacomo 2 points ago +2 / -0

This is the way

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grndmrshlgando 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'd rather it be vacated

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ProudlyConservative 2 points ago +2 / -0

It'll either be fake or kill them...

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SoldierofKek 2 points ago +2 / -0

*euthanized in the case of Dems and RINOs

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Anon6992374 2 points ago +3 / -1

Before we get too hasty, remember that 2/3 of the Republicans in the House supported the TX law suit. We have a lot of friends in Congress, even if they're currently outnumbered.

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Romanfun61 [S] 3 points ago +3 / -0

Good point. But the simple Act of them trying to weasel out of it would give businesses ample evidence to be able to open their doors for business.

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Anon6992374 2 points ago +2 / -0

Agreed. We really need a faster legal effort to get this stuff to SCOTUS so they can declare states are not allowed to violate the essential right to gather peacefully.

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sustainable_saltmine 3 points ago +4 / -1

but can we trust them Jan 6th? What about the Senators? Will they defy McCuckell and object or are they going to be weaklings and fall in line?

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Anon6992374 2 points ago +2 / -0

I believe so, but much of that is contingent on what Trump's legal efforts are able to produce in the next couple weeks. My guess is that by the end of this week or early next week we'll see Trump produce fairly conclusive evidence tying China to the DNC and Biden campaign with direct election interference.

If he's able to do that, I don't think the Republican legislation will have any other choice but to support him if they want to keep their jobs. Public support for Trump and recognition of fraud is only increasing, across both parties.

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Coslin 1 point ago +1 / -0

I think Johnson or Hawley may defy McConnell on the 6th. I'm sure Mittens is working all the R Senators over as well, to keep them in line.

I can see Cruz possibly standing up to McConnell as well. It was Texas, after all, who filed the litigation in the SCOTUS.

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RandyMarsh420 2 points ago +2 / -0

AGREED. CONGRESS MEMBERS AND THEIR FAMILIES VACCINATED LIVE ON TV.

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TomaszL 2 points ago +2 / -0

let them take our vaccines - not their "vitamine C" shots....

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WakeUpWorld 2 points ago +2 / -0

It must be done on TV and by injected by me

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The_Kuru 2 points ago +3 / -1

And they must be vaccinated on camera. Single file. Otherwise they'll show you fraudulent notes from fraudulent doctors saying they were vaccinated.

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WakingKnowledge 2 points ago +3 / -1

Not just vaccinated but forced to plug every hole and orifice they have so as not to spread the 100% deadly COVID-19 Virus of death! I am talking not just N95 masks but ear plugs, butt plugs, nose plugs and eye covers. Also the skin breaths, so I guess they will just have to wear whole suits with O2 tanks. It will be MANDITORY you fucks! We are just trying to protect you!

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 1 point ago +1 / -0

Scuba gear complete with air tanks would protect the wearer only. We all live like fish

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MAGA_MEME 2 points ago +2 / -0

The vaccine is worse than the sickness

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KiTA 2 points ago +2 / -0

Let those sick fuckers take the experimental treatment for a glorified head cold. I'll wait. Until 2030 at the earliest.

Hell, I won't even get Flu shots anymore, since I don't trust them not to sneak COVID vaccinations in with it.

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Gotrek 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yes!!

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DemsHaveNoHomeHere 2 points ago +2 / -0

Very spicy