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Romanfun61 [S] 467 points ago +468 / -1

If they could convene outside the CDC guidelines then the customers of my restaurant can convene to have breakfast.

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JohnTexasBaron 202 points ago +210 / -8

Is this a joke!? Ha. Or calling their bluff it seems. This vaccine sounds high risk for little to no reward. Not a good value proposition. And fuck these people in congress... obviously they should do their fucken jobs or give back the money

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Wtf_socialismreally 215 points ago +216 / -1

That's the point. Take the vaccine. Prove it.

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Raindrops1984 143 points ago +144 / -1

And not the Washington DC version of the vaccine. The Atlanta or the Navajo vaccine.

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gaijin_ronin 11 points ago +11 / -0

Tuskegee version

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ohamitired 10 points ago +10 / -0

This guy gets it

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MRPfl 8 points ago +8 / -0

"We took the vaccine" Wink Wink

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whatlike_withacloth 14 points ago +14 / -0

"Oh, well, we wouldn't want to 'cut the line!' We need to give it to the vulnerable people first!"

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Ungratefulliving 22 points ago +22 / -0

The funny part is most of them are in the high risk group, so they are "the vulnerable" if they really believed their own bullshit.

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Kaori-chan1 13 points ago +13 / -0

Obama Bush Clinton said they would take it. Do it in TV. I won’t take it anyway but I wanna watch.

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Monky 15 points ago +15 / -0

100% it’ll be saline.

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Wtf_socialismreally 7 points ago +7 / -0

I'm going to need more than just saline injections as proof

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TrumpFarren 5 points ago +5 / -0

It would be saline shots! They are all dramatic liars!

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Dedcatsk8r 4 points ago +4 / -0

Watch em stick a MOVIE NEEDLE in their arm? Fuck that! Unless I PICK which vial they get a shot from and stick those shits myself. And thats as likely to happen as me taking a mandatory shot. Burn in hell politicos! I am the living man and not corporeal

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menstreusel 2 points ago +3 / -1

I mean, worst case we're out 10 politicians and best case we're out 535.

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Deadpool 37 points ago +37 / -0

If it works then the public fear and shutdown can end, if they die the Republic has been saved! Win win either way. Pelosi goes first because she is the “most important” 👌😁

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 6 points ago +6 / -0

She definitely goes first. Spare Bidet though, this could be fun

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The_Forgotten_Man 16 points ago +16 / -0

These FAKE NEWS Demons Would Take a SHOT OF HARMLESS SALINE SOLUTION on Camera and Fucking TELL US THEY TOOK IT.

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JohnTexasBaron 7 points ago +7 / -0

100% right... they have been invalidated in past 4 years.

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TrumpFarren 3 points ago +3 / -0

Exactly!

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LoobintheToobin 2 points ago +2 / -0

Plus some super powers, why get saline without some baby bits and super powers attached for fun. Look how well we are doing?!

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MadMaxUSMC 3 points ago +3 / -0

Why would you take it if your congressman wouldn't?

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HillarysStrapOn 32 points ago +32 / -0

I’m pretty sure your restaurant is just having a peaceful protest where delicious food just happens to be served

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Romanfun61 [S] 29 points ago +29 / -0

That's easy for you to say if you don't own that business. The government has the rule of force to sidestep the rule of law until their made to do otherwise. In the meantime they drive you into ruination.

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Assault-Covfefe 25 points ago +25 / -0

I have two friends who are based AF but each own their own small business. They're stuck between a rock and a hard place. These exec orders have no legal standing, so they won't get arrested if they tell Coonman to go fuck himself and don't comply. But the local agencies will make their lives hell behind the scenes (licensing, fines, etc.). Not to mention the brownshirt maskhole customers that love to rat people out for not masking up. You know, ;leaving bad yelp reviews, reporting them to ABC, and all that kind of shit. It fucking blows.

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Romanfun61 [S] 23 points ago +23 / -0

There's one thing the government does exceptionally well. FUCKING THE PEOPLE.

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Libertas_Vel_Mors 12 points ago +12 / -0

One of the advantages of living near very small towns (I'm in the sticks in rural Oregon), is that anyone dumb enough to go Full Karen quickly finds themselves (and their families) in deep shit.

This is because we quickly learn who they are, and out here, everyone relies on everyone else.

By way of example, the one cunt who did go Full Karen (and her entire family) now has to drive at least 50+ miles round-trip just to get groceries, gas, dental appointments, auto parts, or anything at all. Nobody will let her, her husband, or their kids into their stores, for any reason. Reporting a store to the state is bad... very bad. This ain't Portland, folks.

TL;DR - you can go maskless for the most part around the small towns here if you feel like it.

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Peachykeen74 6 points ago +7 / -1

Dude. People of VA need to stand up. What the heck. Everyone’s complaining and doing nothing. I don’t mean you, but my IRL community. Ugh. 🤦🏽‍♀️

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summerbreeze 5 points ago +5 / -0

We had family pictures taken on Sunday in Salem, Oregon and the photographer is based, but said we could only have 5 people in the studio at a time (there is a 6 person limit, so 5 people including her makes 6). She said OSHA can come at anytime and demand her security tapes to review and if they see more than 5 people then she gets a fine. edit: spelling

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sackofwisdom 4 points ago +4 / -0

The place I got a gun from said this women rats her store out for not wearing masks and gets $50 for each citation. How can that shit be legal?

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Tayzi 16 points ago +16 / -0

Haha I got myself a $1,500 no mask ticket as a mid 20's electrician. I make fuck all for money so this ticket breaks me but I'll start slashing tires in the court parking lot before I pay this fine. Maybe I'll end up in jail for a bit but there's no chance I'm letting these fucks rob me blind and ruin my life without at least spending their money on new tires. Every fucking week

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Libertas_Vel_Mors 12 points ago +12 / -0

Demand to know the specific law you allegedly broke. Bet even a judge won't be able to quote it.

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LoobintheToobin 5 points ago +5 / -0

Be inspired by Atlas Gym!

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Klown_Schwab -15 points ago +2 / -17

electrician. I make fuck all for money

Get an oil and gas job dumbass. If you're willing to travel you'll make bank.

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dakin116 4 points ago +5 / -1

Steakhouse owner in my town told the board of health to fuck off, no masks. They gave him a verbal warning and...that's it. They have no power

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KAG2020WIN 11 points ago +11 / -0

Not a good idea, restaurant where I lived refused to shut back down again recently and a SWAT team came out and forced the guy to shut his restaurant down.

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BarronTrump2032 23 points ago +23 / -0

What fucking planet are we on.

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Cloudy_mood 6 points ago +6 / -0

Clown World

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Jestre 12 points ago +13 / -1

Police are not and never were our allies

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Scumcunt 9 points ago +10 / -1

Was there anything in the news about this? I’m saving stories of force used to enforce the lockdown restrictions. What state was it in?

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Tayzi 5 points ago +5 / -0

Just wanted to say thanks for documenting all this bullshit. I want serious consequences laid on these enforcers of bullshit

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LoobintheToobin 4 points ago +4 / -0

??? Wha?

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Dr0neRec0very 19 points ago +21 / -2

Like the CCP, our alleged representatives view themselves as the intelligencia, who have EARNED the rights of a citizen. We peasants, however, are too stupid for rights. We're not real citizens, because we are very clearly NOT guaranteed real, meaningful, fair elections. Contact Cocaine Mitch today to let him know that you're ready for very real war if that feckless Chinacrat is permitted to occupy the White House. Mitch is telling the Senate to stand down, like SCOTUS, and permit China to complete its coup. Ol' Murder Turtle can be reached here:

https://contactsenators.com/kentucky/mitch-mcconnell

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ChubbyDubzworth 8 points ago +8 / -0

Open your restaurant! And you serve the breakfast of freedom, proudly! They have NO power over any us... We serve the Almighty God and God alone

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workinating 6 points ago +6 / -0

FREEDOM OMELETS WITH PROTEST SAUCE.

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ChubbyDubzworth 6 points ago +6 / -0

That will be $17.76

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LoobintheToobin 4 points ago +4 / -0

A fair and patriotic price indeed!!

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sackofwisdom 1 point ago +1 / -0

Only duck with szechuan sauce allowed.