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posted ago by Doggos [M] ago by Doggos +6652 / -0

Our thumbnail scraper does not execute JavaScript. Previously, Twitter's site would partially load without JavaScript, but it would not have any of the tweet content, tweet author's avatar, etc. This is why we do not have author icons for tweet posts. It is fixable by executing JavaScript, but it's not important.

Yesterday, they presumably updated their site so that their logo was present even without executing JavaScript, hence why the scraper started picking up the big, blue bird.

We have stopped scraping for thumbnails on Twitter links, so the bird is dead. Old posts linking to Twitter will still have their thumbnails.

I know, this was about the most inconsequential update post I've ever made.

See more of our changelogs at /c/changelogs. (all changes to our main codebase get posted there, however some processes such as listing updating and thumbnail scraping takes place outside of the main application and therefore are not generally posted at this time)

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r4ptur3 170 points ago +171 / -1

Ding dong.. the big blue bird is dead!

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Doth 37 points ago +37 / -0

We should replace it with a mug shot of Jack Dorsey.

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Rainman 24 points ago +25 / -1

Would have liked to see the TrumpTweet Bird instead, that was awesome

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OGpsywar 5 points ago +5 / -0

"Would have liked to see the TrumpTweet Bird instead, that was awesome"

That is a good and doable (?) idea, ..

Might start by having the setup scrape for whatever is there (in case it becomes author-avatar again) , --

If the name/size/etc of the result isn't 'the bird' then go ahead and load it.

And if it is 'the bird', then, .. instead, .. substitute-load from among a pool of locally held Geotus / .win / etc images.

(or similar).

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Barack-Obama2 5 points ago +7 / -2

Or Jack Dorsey naked!

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Gilliais 10 points ago +11 / -1

Maybe you’ve already seen that, Mr. User-name-relevant?

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TheClassicalLiberal 1 point ago +2 / -1

What about those who come here after a meal? We'll be puking all over the place.

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HicksterTheTrickster 0 points ago +1 / -1

Jack Dorsey is a fine human specimen!

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Phil_DeGraves 1 point ago +1 / -0

We should replace it with a mug shot of Jack Dorsey.

Or a photo of this year's HomelessOff competition, where Dorsey and Bannon compete before a team of judges who determine which of them looks more like a homeless vagrant.

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Doth 4 points ago +4 / -0

I think Bannon wins that one by default, not a fair contest. Instead let's have Obama battle against Shep Smith to see which one can fit more billiard balls up his ass.

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KRM944 18 points ago +18 / -0

Unfortunately Twitter still contains the tea leaves of what’s going on. Agreed they are the enemy- many keyboard pedes (warriors) stay embedded behind enemy lines watching the enemy. They want us to leave 100% so they have complete run of the echo chamber

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MondayCoupleIsDead 9 points ago +10 / -1

This is my thought on it.

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CokeOrPepe 2 points ago +2 / -0

Sometimes it’s nice to point out the important stuff through all the bullshit.

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tendies 23 points ago +23 / -0

Need to replace blue bird with a Pepe bird.

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Dang 11 points ago +11 / -0

Lmao. This would be hilarious every time a Trump tweet is stickied

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CokeOrPepe 7 points ago +7 / -0

u/Doggos use this instead

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deleted 6 points ago +6 / -0
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Bikerider100 5 points ago +5 / -0

👍👌

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turanian_552 7 points ago +7 / -0

Or maybe with the Twitler bird.

https://i.imgur.com/yc3askV.jpg

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EagleI 2 points ago +2 / -0

Pepe is too based to be a Twitter icon.

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GeneralFlynn 18 points ago +18 / -0

🦀 Twitter bird gone! 🦀

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Toughsky_Shitsky 10 points ago +11 / -1

The only good blue bird is a dead blue bird.

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Chopblock 3 points ago +4 / -1

That u/doggo can hunt!

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Isolated_Patriot 131 points ago +132 / -1

I know, this was about the most inconsequential update post I've ever made.

But it proves that you love us.

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Grilledpepe 39 points ago +40 / -1

Hahahha this made me spit out my covfefe

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bipartisexual 2 points ago +2 / -0

2 cups

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id10tjoeuser 6 points ago +6 / -0

I came here to say this.

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bluto36 5 points ago +5 / -0

i love our mods, i love this site. .win is my social media!

I LUV YOU GUYS!!!

/not drinking //not yet anyway

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Fizzybeach 1 point ago +1 / -0

100%. People made memes for you to replace the blue bird with - little things matter!!

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TheSwampsPlug 103 points ago +105 / -2

Fuck Twitter!

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McFatty7 23 points ago +24 / -1

So that's why I no longer see President Trump's face when someone posts a Trump Tweet on TD.win.

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GlacialSpeed 9 points ago +10 / -1

Best mods ever.

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WhoMurderedSethRich 1 point ago +1 / -0

Came here to say this.

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kaluahmon 5 points ago +6 / -1

great reference

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Abovethefray 2 points ago +2 / -0

We tried watching that movie with Dick Van Dyke a few months ago... old movies are our go to for mindless entertainment now...

If you have never seen it, don't bother. It was terrible, turned it off after half an hour.. very disappointing!

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Abovethefray 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'm with you.. Andy Griffith show is good too... and Green Acres! Lisa, Lisa, Lisa....

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Smeade 29 points ago +30 / -1

The little things mean a lot.

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Sting 24 points ago +27 / -3

I wish the people that worked at Twitter no longer had thumbnails because they’ve been pulled out during questioning.

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Tayzi 2 points ago +4 / -2

I really really really want to be the guy that does that job

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Skogin 1 point ago +3 / -2

You’re hired!

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Tayzi 2 points ago +2 / -0

When can I start!? Haha I'm surprised I got 2 downvotes so far. I thought ripping out commie thumbnails is something we can all get behind

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Skogin 1 point ago +1 / -0

2 commies disagree

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carazariah 21 points ago +22 / -1

Thanks for the transparency and explanation of the user experience change. :)

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bubadmt 16 points ago +16 / -0

Most transparent administration since Obongo 😂

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-f-b-i- 8 points ago +9 / -1

wonder which mod is gun running and which is getting Americans killed

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bubadmt 5 points ago +5 / -0

This is a top priority, you need to investigate it. But the noose picture in NEW will take top priority.

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-f-b-i- 6 points ago +6 / -0

NOOSE in NEW???? I am on it.

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zooty 2 points ago +2 / -0

It's only a small site. Maybe don't have time for all that between subverting government institutions.

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1st_Covfefe 20 points ago +20 / -0

Doggos has single-handedly slain the much hated blue bird! Praise be to Doggos!!!

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Fresh-Squoze 14 points ago +14 / -0

sall good

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DairyBoy 13 points ago +14 / -1

Good, sick of seeing that faggot bird everywhere

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bipartisexual 2 points ago +2 / -0

If it was a real bird, it’d be the cuckoo.

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Nomoralcompass89 7 points ago +7 / -0

Prease crick!

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SNOWBREAKS 10 points ago +10 / -0

I feel this is the equivalent to when our dad would be like "Okay, I turned on the light and checked the basement for you - there's no monsters. Now go back to playing Nintendo"

We love you too Mods 😘

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Deadpool 8 points ago +8 / -0

Everything you do is important to many of us. Thank you!

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Postal 7 points ago +7 / -0

Now let's get everyone to load Nitter.net links instead of Twitter.

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309MilitiaSgt 4 points ago +4 / -0

THIS. People seem to forget Twitter is still getting $$$ from our clicks.

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The_Litehaus_Abides 7 points ago +7 / -0

Thank you, Doggos! I don't complain because I love this website no matter what, but that bird was annoying.

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okayokay 6 points ago +6 / -0

Huzzah!

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Wolverine 6 points ago +6 / -0

Thanks for all of your hard work!

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lionblaze117 5 points ago +5 / -0

A hero we needed but we didn't deserve.

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dirtduck 5 points ago +5 / -0

The bird is dead!

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Phrazel 5 points ago +5 / -0

We have the best transparency!

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Howz3r420 4 points ago +4 / -0

Kill all the birds....got it!

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soapyballotjurybox 4 points ago +4 / -0

We love you

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TopBloke 4 points ago +4 / -0

I liked seeing the bird. I don’t have Twitter, never have never will - so when ever I see it here, it means based cerities like James woods, rob schnider. Legal warriors like Lin wood and Sydney Powell, dedicated patriots like CodeMonkeyZ and of course the family and loyal staff of GEOTUS.

To me that bird feels like a life line to the events we don’t get to see going on behind the scenes. I have nothing but good experiences thanks to this place of that fuckin bird.

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DJTrumpMAGA 4 points ago +4 / -0

I know, this was about the most inconsequential update post I've ever made.

I'm sure you've noticed, but many of us pedes love these little details. It's very interesting and the more we learn and know the better we are informed. Thanks!

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LightSpeedTrumpTrain 3 points ago +3 / -0

DEATH TO THE BLUE BIRD

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DaesDaemar 3 points ago +3 / -0

Hero status. Long remain dead the blue bird.

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yellowandrose 3 points ago +3 / -0

fuck twitter. bun that shithole to the ground

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Build_the_wall 3 points ago +3 / -0

"The bird is dead" fine with it.

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random1999 3 points ago +3 / -0

Nice work, not inconsequential at all.

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BaldEagles 3 points ago +3 / -0

DOGGOS 2024

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sustainable_saltmine 3 points ago +3 / -0

as a JS developer by trade,
console.log(sad ${pepe});

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Camel-Toe-Harris 3 points ago +3 / -0

Can the blue bird be replaced by a blue bird with bloody bullet holes in it?

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LibreFloridaMan 3 points ago +3 / -0

You should replace Twitter links with Nitter. It is a privacy friendly Twitter front-end that allows you to see tweets without the bullshit warnings and the biased trends on the side.

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Foletado 2 points ago +2 / -0

If they want to run an Nitter instance, yes.

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WopNine17plus1 3 points ago +3 / -0

Thank you. I disagree about inconsequential. Looking at that blue bird is repugnant.

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basedblatriot 3 points ago +3 / -0

DING DONG THE BIRD IS DEAD

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dougkeenan 3 points ago +3 / -0

God bless your service

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Empty_Brain 3 points ago +3 / -0

You fixed search? Nice

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Meddlesom 3 points ago +3 / -0

Good. Fuck that bird.

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CurvedHollowFangs 3 points ago +3 / -0

We love our updates!

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guitarmastershredder 2 points ago +2 / -0

Twitter is the epitome of adjudication

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Ligersrule1 2 points ago +2 / -0

Twatter is asshoe!

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montag 2 points ago +2 / -0

That's ok. You can just replace twitters logo with the poop emoji.

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Maaam 2 points ago +2 / -0

I quite likee the idea of the trump bird

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ExileOnRedditStreet 2 points ago +2 / -0

Thanks, Doggos

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Useful_Vidiots 2 points ago +2 / -0

Nice.