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Get rekt, swamp (media.patriots.win)
posted ago by OhioRock3 ago by OhioRock3 +5655 / -1
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cbird54 115 points ago +116 / -1

Dude can you make Trump's face in the character creator?!

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Cicero1992 95 points ago +96 / -1

This will be tested tonight, everyone report findings

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FlonaldGlump 38 points ago +38 / -0

Definitely need a XL option

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MadMaxUSMC 6 points ago +6 / -0

And that's where mods come in. I just have a feeling that dong mods are going to get out of control quickly lol.

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MadMaxUSMC 3 points ago +3 / -0

I want a "third arm" dong like the shadow dong from Austin Powers. Maybe you can throw grenade with it or something lol.

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WikkiWikki420 2 points ago +2 / -0

I just want to make like a 4 foot dong that spawns from the area where tramp stamps go and call it a tail dong. It could be used like a whip, grab/pick up things and as a means of defense it shoots out gallons of COOM.

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DunnoManMaybe 1 point ago +2 / -1

The punch combo is already three hits, just need someone to make the third hit a dong uppercut and I'd be over the moon.

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Doth 29 points ago +29 / -0

No problems there, believe me!

https://i.imgur.com/beN4Rfp.png

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Aoikaze2000 11 points ago +11 / -0

In AD 2101 war was beginning

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Aoikaze2000 5 points ago +5 / -0

Someone set us up the bomb!

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Loiuzein 2 points ago +2 / -0

At least my base control still of mine is.

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NotQuiteHuman 0 points ago +1 / -1

What happen?

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Prosperous555 3 points ago +3 / -0

All your states are belong to us!

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Doth 3 points ago +3 / -0

STATES... STATES... STATES...

ALL YOUR STATES

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jQE66WA2s-A

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doug2 9 points ago +9 / -0

Penis 2 "big."

Look I didn't ask for it to be big but if they give me a choice I'm picking BIG

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WhitePowerRanger 5 points ago +5 / -0

Lol seriously. Fill up those 4K pixels!

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MadMaxUSMC 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'd like to see the stats on how many people actually chose the small dong. It bet there's only like literally 100 people lol.

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I_Used_to_be_me 19 points ago +19 / -0

Haha, I literally just asked my friend if it was possible. He's been trying to convince me to get a gaming PC, and I just told him "If I can create this in the game, then I'll finally get one"

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cosmicwonder 14 points ago +16 / -2

Hijacking to make a PSA - Cyberpunk runs like a DREAM on GeForce Now streaming service, game purchased on GOG. I have tried many streaming services and most are a joke. This thing runs almost perfect on GeForce Now on ultra settings. Since I can’t get a PS5 for the life of me, this has been a godsend. Hope this helps some pedes!

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Seruna_Kanus 4 points ago +4 / -0

My 5 year old PC that I feared up for Witcher 3 is handling medium presets alright outside of combat. I plan to install a bunch of new gear today though so I'mma see higher settings soon. Love gaming on PC.

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I_Used_to_be_me 3 points ago +3 / -0

Ha, funny, I just responded to someone else mentioning stadia, saying how everyone is telling me to just use GeForce Now. I still don't fully understand what it is and how it works, but it sounds like it could be my best option. I have a Nvidia Shield 4k TV... I'd imagine I'd be all set if I have that, gaming controller, and a macbook, to play through that?

edit - is it more for single player games? Like... is there any way to play, say, something like Rocket League, with friends that are on PC, using this service?

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BigMikesBlackCock -3 points ago +17 / -20

Fuck cyberpunk , it is a buggy shit show and not very fun

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HumanCentipede 7 points ago +7 / -0

Having a blast as well. Even tho I’m against these companies shipping incomplete games, I’m still having fun. Only had 1 or two crashes.

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smis 9 points ago +9 / -0

can confirm it works great on PC, and it's fun, but the universe is a leftist wetdream though...

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doug2 2 points ago +3 / -1

1 or 2 crashes is not a god damn incomplete game.

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HyperCarbs 5 points ago +5 / -0

I have it on PC. The release feels like an Early Access title. The police AI alone is worth refunding it over. Not sure how they managed to fucked this one up so bad.

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CuckS1ayer 2 points ago +2 / -0

Agree. The game runs great on my PC and it is awesome. Only had a few minor bugs so far in 25 hours.

Shame you need such a powerful pc to enjoy it tho. Feels like one of those games ahead of its time and will be used for benchmarking for the next decade or more.

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Random_Aussie 3 points ago +3 / -0

Can it run Crysis?

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Zanesapphire 1 point ago +1 / -0

The new “but can it play crisis?” Ha

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donutreplyplz 8 points ago +8 / -0

Also disagreeing, even as a PS4 (L)user. Taking the bugs in stride, the glitches are fun sometimes (not so much in the heat of combat but, meh) I regret making a female cuz I missed out on the peepee peepin’ out 🤣 I’m only a few hours in though so...

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BigMikesBlackCock 1 point ago +5 / -4

Good luck man ... The shit is unplayable on ps4

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donutreplyplz 4 points ago +4 / -0

Using an external HD seems to be making the biggest difference compared to those playing it straight off the console, from what I’ve been hearing at least. $50 for 2TB on Newegg seems to have been a good investment 👌

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FOUR_MORE_TERMS 2 points ago +2 / -0

BLM PS4

Give money to people that hate you and want you dead.

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Lions4Trump 6 points ago +6 / -0

To each their own but I’m enjoying it on PC. If you like the W3 and cyberpunk as a genre then it’s good. It is buggy so maybe wait a few months if that puts you off

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BigMikesBlackCock -7 points ago +4 / -11

It is broken but you won't admit is because you suck cdpr's nuts! W3 was also buggy af

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Lions4Trump 6 points ago +6 / -0

I didn’t get W3 straight away, hasn’t been too buggy for me. CDPR said the check is in the mail and I need to get tested

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BigMikesBlackCock -13 points ago +4 / -17

Go suck that cdpr more , shill

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Cali8112 1 point ago +1 / -0

I have a powerful gaming pc. I played it for 30 mins and returned it to steam. Such a disappointment. I loved Witcher 3. This game was overhyped and then under delivered. I’ll try it again in a year when it’s cheaper and hopefully most of the bugs are fixed.

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Productiveathome 1 point ago +1 / -0

That’s too bad. Yes I’ve had my fair share of bugs playing on PC, But I’m still having a lot of fun. Some things will happen like silent dialogue and stuck UI, but nothing a quick reset cannot fix. I can usually play for hours without something happening.

I bet within 1 to 2 years they will change a lot of things and hopefully improve everything

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threwbaccaway -1 points ago +4 / -5

Just get it on Stadia. I bought it for $60 and can play it on my shitty laptop no problem.

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I_Used_to_be_me 2 points ago +2 / -0

Been hearing a lot about GeForce now and how great it is. Still trying to grasp what it is, but I may go that route, as I have a nvidia shield 4k and I think that would allow me to do it, but not really sure, because I still don't quite understand what it is/how it works lol

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wholesomekangz100 2 points ago +2 / -0

It's basically "streaming" the video game

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I_Used_to_be_me 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yea I understand the streaming aspect, but I think there's more to it, otherwise incredibly demanding games like cyberpunk wouldn't run so well on something like a nvidia shield tv. From what I understand, you still buy the game on Steam or w/e you use (still not sure if you just need to buy it, or if you still have to download it on your computer), but then GeForce now essentially runs the game on their own hardware and servers (so it'd be like running the game on a PC with a rtx 2080, or at least that's what I've heard they're using... odd that they wouldn't use their best, like the rtx 3090 or 3080??) allowing you to stream the game that you own, but essentially using their hardware/pc. Hope that made sense. I'm not tech illiterate, but certainly no expert either, and haven't gamed on a PC in well over a decade, so... that's about the best I can do in understanding and explaining the service lol

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threwbaccaway 0 points ago +1 / -1

I think that would work, but you have to pay for a subscription or else you have a 1h r session length (which is trash).

Stadia is legitimately free if you pay for the game. You can get the sub if you care about whatever games they have, but they don't make it mandatory.

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RussianAgent13 2 points ago +2 / -0

Just get it on Stadia

fuck google

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BigMikesBlackCock 4 points ago +6 / -2

Make him with a yuge penis

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Cyer6 2 points ago +2 / -0

We really do need some high quality Trump animated CG of him.

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FOUR_MORE_TERMS -1 points ago +3 / -4

Imagine supporting that garbage.

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Dudewho 33 points ago +33 / -0

You wish

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NotQuiteHuman 0 points ago +1 / -1

Is that what they're calling crack these days?

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TheEnclave89 14 points ago +14 / -0

Sure can. I saw someone make an Elon-Bezon hybrid lol

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Keln 5 points ago +6 / -1

DAMMIT. I just started playing this game non-stop two days ago and I didn't even think of trying that.

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Sand313man 3 points ago +3 / -0

Do the communist track down quest, and watch him shit on pc culture.

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CuckS1ayer 1 point ago +1 / -0

Is there actually a quest you track down a commie, or is it more of an allegory?

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Sand313man 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yeah there is.. but it’s like a prank thing. He’s some internet dweeb who starts a movement - and he fucks you around.

But the Johnny silverhand jokes are funny.

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Jarlason10 4 points ago +4 / -0

It'd have to be a young Trump.

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Jarlason10 70 points ago +73 / -3

Which has more glitches, Cyberpunk or Dominion?

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thedebatingbookworm 65 points ago +70 / -5

It plays beautifully on PC

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lifeisahologram 32 points ago +32 / -0

Playing on base ps4 is a nightmare. Literally crashes 1-2 times an hour.

It only mostly happens if I’m doing crazy fast menu changes/hopping in out of maps, trying to do multiple things at once (call someone, walk near someone who has dialogue) but I’ve had plenty of times where literally my guy is just walking slow or standing still and it crashes.

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TheSwiftPepe 22 points ago +22 / -0

I'm just waiting for the Internet Historian vid on it.

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Sleepyboy14 6 points ago +6 / -0

I saw Gaijin Goombah stream Cyberpunk 2077 and he was disappointed at it.

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RONIN808 4 points ago +4 / -0

laughs in 3090

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ChuckedBeef 3 points ago +3 / -0

CDPR needs to bring in outside help from Sony or something. Get someone in there who knows how to better optimize the code for the hardware.

Might as well, they are going to release 'next gen updates' for PS5 and XBSX so they should be talking to specialists from Sony and Microsoft already.

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donutreplyplz 2 points ago +2 / -0

Do you have an external HD? I only get crashes maybe every other time I play with it on a 2TB and everything else is minimal, manageable, or kinda fun/funny 🤷‍♀️

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doug2 4 points ago +4 / -0

An external hard drive isn't going to make the game run better lol

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donutreplyplz 1 point ago +1 / -0

It does make the console run more efficiently, which is making the game run better. This is the closest to the one I got a few months ago and ANECDOTALLY, it has been SIGNIFICANTLY better for me. I replay FO4 every few months and even that’s going better now. You can choose to not try it and just shit all over the game or people trying to help other people and whine like a pussy or give it a shot, the drive is useful in it’s own right.

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lifeisahologram 1 point ago +1 / -0

Oh don’t get me wrong I am enjoying the game now, save for the crashing. But that is a good tip! I do have a drive i could use!

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donutreplyplz 2 points ago +2 / -0

Nice! Make sure you back that thing up(call me big daddy when you-) if you have stuff on there, you will need to format it once you plug it into the console so it may wipe it (may not, but it’s good to be safe). Unless you wanna go through the process of allocating space using your PC... Hope that helps, fren! 👌

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CantStumpTheTrump 2 points ago +2 / -0

TO be fair if I were running it on PC using hardware as old as a base PS4 it would run like shit too.

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The_Emperor 10 points ago +10 / -0

Company has offered refunds, tho.

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richmomz 3 points ago +3 / -0

I think those are intended mostly for the folks who don't understand why the game doesn't run as well on their 7 year old console hardware as it does on a brand new PC.

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donutreplyplz 1 point ago +2 / -1

Yeah, but Sony said “nope”. Idc tho, it’s still fun, and I don’t get too much of what others have complained about on my PS4 with external HD.

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stingyarthropods 5 points ago +5 / -0

did they fix the flatline crashes to desktop? i gave up after crashing three times in the first 20 minutes of gameplay and was waiting for them to fix it.

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Dialectic 8 points ago +8 / -0

I’ve not seen a ctd, but I imagine they happen. Lots of little bugs. It’s already way smoother than on launch day. I’m not worried about it

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cjcivicx 6 points ago +7 / -1

I'm about 15 hours in and haven't seen a crash yet (knock on wood!)

Get 50-70fps depending on scenario at 1440p with Ray Tracing on Ultra (psycho brings it to its knees) and DLSS on auto.

i9 10900k @ 4.9 GHz 2080ti 32GB RAM 2TB SSD

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Dialectic 11 points ago +11 / -0

30 hours about. No crashes at all. I’ve seen typical western rpg/open world bugs like ... one t pose, some floating items, vehicles interacting poorly such as sudden explosion. The few bugs I’ve seen have been funny rather than infuriating so that helps my opinion of them. Like the boobs clipping through t shirts on day one. Lmao.

i5 9600k at 4.8ghz, rtx 2080, 32gb ddr4

I feel bad for the people who got conned into buying it on ps4 though

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cjcivicx 4 points ago +6 / -2

If you expect one of the first 9th Gen games to run on 7 year old hardware, well... you know.

That being said CDPR is trying to do right and offering refunds because they know they fucked those that bought it on consoles.

Edit: I see a ps4 owner is on the thread lol

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Dialectic 4 points ago +4 / -0

The knob slobbing of CDPR was always going to result in something like this. You can’t look to a corporation or big company in general to be your savior. They will lie to you and fuck you eventually. They shouldn’t, but they all do it.

So as a customer and consumer you have to have at least a little skepticism. I never thought the game would meet expectations on ps4, but I’m a pc snob so whatevs

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wholesomekangz100 0 points ago +2 / -2

That's why they explicitly prevented reviewers from showing PS4 & Xbone footage? If your unoptimized piece of tranny propaganda can't run on a platform, then simply don't advertise it.

BTW It isn't even a 9th gen game. Next gen versions of the game aren't even out yet. The next gen versions being played are the current gen versions through backwards compatibility.

GTAV pushed the boundaries on the 7th gen. RDR2 ran beautifully on the 8th gen versions. Stop sucking CDPR's dick because they made le gem Witcher3. Most of the old guard that made TW3 left the studio a long time ago. Cybertranny 2077 sucks horse dick.

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richmomz 4 points ago +4 / -0

Same here - 10 hours in and haven’t had a single crash.

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HumanCentipede 2 points ago +2 / -0

Hell of a system you got! What are the benefits of DLSS? Built my First PC over the summer so not super familiar with that. Running a Ryzen 3700X @ 3.6GHz a 2070 SUPER and 32gb Ram

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cjcivicx 2 points ago +3 / -1

DLSS basically uses AI to upscale a lower resolution image to a higher resolution in order to lessen the workload on a GPU that can't render at the desired resolution without the game becoming a sideshow.

At least thats how I understand it.

And yeah, it was time for me to upgrade. My old system had an i7 5820k, 16GB RAM and a Maxwell Titan X from 2015.

It was getting a little long in the tooth.

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Keln 14 points ago +15 / -1

No. It's anti-globalist. The Cyberpunk world is what these globalists want to turn the real world into. A place where only they rule and all people are consumer-slaves.

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AnnexCanada 10 points ago +10 / -0

Not really. There's one main character that hates mega corporations. It's to be expected in game with punk in the title.

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TheSloth 7 points ago +7 / -0

Arasaka corp is going DOWN!!!

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richmomz 5 points ago +5 / -0

BURN CORPO SHIT

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LongDongDonald420x69 4 points ago +4 / -0

that same patch broke the game completely for some people, too lol. It's bizarre the different experiences people are having. I can run it (jankfest) but I was crashing literally every 20 minutes... until i changed the game language to polish. Completely fixed all crashing for me after that lol bizarre

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CuckS1ayer 1 point ago +1 / -0

That is pretty funny. I wonder if the language files are fucked somehow.

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stingyarthropods 2 points ago +2 / -0

thanks for the tip, when i go back to trying cyberpunk again this week i'll turn off the steam overlay to see if it helps.

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prayinpede 5 points ago +5 / -0

If you have an nvidia card update the driver and use the game ready driver. I have had no crashes even before the 1.04 patch.

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stingyarthropods 1 point ago +1 / -0

yeah i updated that as soon as the driver released, i was crashing on release day and after the new nvidia driver. i'll try it again later this week.

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DonjuantheDon 2 points ago +2 / -0

Amen

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MatthewDiDonato 5 points ago +5 / -0

Idk man that might be a tie.

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Artisane 4 points ago +4 / -0

Yes

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caKAG 3 points ago +3 / -0

We Got Fake Ballots to Burn

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CrAzD 32 points ago +33 / -1

Some people say this is the best Cyber.

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CaptainShortyShorts 6 points ago +7 / -1

I know it. You know it. Everybody knows it.

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lifeisahologram 28 points ago +31 / -3

On a side note I am annoyed how leftist friendly this game is. There is plenty of satire here about the future of leftist civilizations. But there is multitudes more of annoying leftist bullshit that isn’t satire, just clear leftist pandering.

Nearly every main boss that tells you what to do, where to go, pays you , etc in the game is a woman. Which nothing against women bosses, but it’s SO many it’s obvious it was on purpose. I can’t really see how “let’s make everyone in power a wahmen” is satire.

Lots of other stuff but don’t wanna write out a whole thing lol

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MyTeenageBody 65 points ago +66 / -1

Well it is a dystopian world so that makes sense that a broken and corrupt society would be lead by women lol.

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lifeisahologram 21 points ago +22 / -1

true lol

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MyTeenageBody 8 points ago +11 / -3

I am having fun with the game but it was definitely all hype. The rpg aspect as really good and it seems your decisions are pretty complex with how they affect the story but other than that it’s an average game that looks amazing.

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lifeisahologram 5 points ago +5 / -0

Very true, agree.

I actually hated it at first because I was comparing it to other games which we were told to expect it to be like, but now I just play it for what it is and found a way to enjoy it.

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MyTeenageBody 6 points ago +7 / -1

As far as open world games goes, I think breath of the wild was the most groundbreaking game in that genre and the most well done. I think cyberpunk is a fun game but I don’t know why people thought it was the 2nd coming of Jesus with gaming.

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richmomz 8 points ago +8 / -0

My opinion is pretty much the opposite - I thought BotW felt kind of empty and devoid of content - CP77 is packed with things to see and interact with.

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lifeisahologram 2 points ago +2 / -0

That’s interesting. I’m the reverse actually I thought Breath of the Wild, while a top tier game, probably in my top 10, was not as good if I viewed it as an open world game lol.

I consider it a true open world gamefish you can explore, but also if you can do/interact with everything and everyone however you want. Which was often limited in BotW.

Breath of the wild was amazing to explore, but there’s not much interaction outside of missions and story so you really only get one play through to experience the “new” feeling.

But that first experience playing it is definitely one of the best I think.

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rebuildingMyself 1 point ago +1 / -0

I don’t know why people thought it was the 2nd coming of Jesus with gaming. I don’t know why people thought it was the 2nd coming of Jesus with gaming.

Can't speak for everyone but I was way more hyped with the lore and world of Cyberpunk than anything else. The gameplay is fun and has a lot of depth, but I'm really loving the atmosphere more than anything else.

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MyTeenageBody 1 point ago +1 / -0

Do side quests affect the main story?

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Vulkanian 1 point ago +1 / -0

I just got past the prologue and so far it doesn’t even compare to Witcher 3.

Hard to believe it was in development for eight years.

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wholesomekangz100 -1 points ago +5 / -6

how they affect the story

CDPR's decisions are on the same tier as ME3 ending

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richmomz 4 points ago +5 / -1

That's not true from what I've seen so far - the very first main story mission can be played through drastically different depending on your decisions and who you interact with.

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richmomz 12 points ago +12 / -0

I don’t know, the whole cyberpunk thing is really a tale of two futuristic extremes where anarchy/libertarianism has this weird sort of co-existence with uber-authoritarian corporatism. Like privacy no longer exists but 2nd Amendment rights are also dialed up to 11 (kids walking around in the city street messing with loaded weapons). Free speech is taken to an extreme (explicit sex ads everywhere) yet corporations can virtually own their employees and seize their personal assets on a whim.

I don’t think it’s favoring one side or another, just a non-utopian vision of the future which frankly seems disturbingly probable.

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RONIN808 2 points ago +2 / -0

I agree I think cyberpunks lore is more of a cautionary tale, many characters throughout the game point out the flaws in their society from many different angles. Some def come of more left wing then others and sure some things have a lefty slant but there is enough winks and nods to liberty minded people in there as well that on the whole it feels pretty balanced politically - at least compared to most of the trash in mainstream cinema and gaming these days...

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lifeisahologram 6 points ago +6 / -0

It’s not presented that way though, as much as I would like to see it that way. It’s just “here is a character you are supposed to like, here they are presented in a serious way.” I don’t really know how to explain it other than I’m positive that, even if they didn’t deliberately make so many women in lead roles for the sake of being a woman, they definitely didn’t make most of the characters not as some commentary (although some) they just trended heavily female with their characters.

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richmomz 8 points ago +9 / -1

It’s anti-corporatism, which is not quite the same thing. It’s basically a vision of the future where corporations become so powerful they have effectively overthrown direct representative government and become sovereign nation-state unto themselves. They then use that power to relegate small businesses to the economic fringes of the urban ghetto.

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DrunkSocratic 1 point ago +1 / -0

As I understand the difference:

Free market capitalism - Twitter and Gab compete with each other by their own merits, and this competition forces both to improve. Government only exists as a neutral referee.

Corporatism, aka "cronyism" - Twitter bribes the government to ban or restrict Gab, thereby eliminating competition and securing monopoly power.

The latter is not only fundamentally anti-capitalist, but is precisely what Adam Smith devoted much of Wealth of Nations warning us against.

Cyberpunk is a world where huge corporations like Amazon, Facebook, Twitter, etc. would effectively control the government to prevent market competition, give themselves bail outs, and otherwise act with impunity. There is no free market.

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richmomz 2 points ago +2 / -0

Bingo - “crony capitalism” is basically “fascism by alternative means.” There’s nothing fundamentally free market capitalist OR democratic about it, and it’s pretty much just as bad as communism.

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Bullet_Tooth_Tony -3 points ago +2 / -5

It is. Producers making money off of capitalism by designing and selling games that trash capitalism. I didn't look into the story or plot really at all so I could be in for a surprise. What a surprise it was when I got about 30 minutes into it. Shut that shit off and wish I spent that $60 on five boxes of 762 for the AK instead.

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wholesomekangz100 -6 points ago +1 / -7

Imagine spending money on a CDPR game. These games don't even have DRM. You could pirate it on day one. But you shouldn't because the game is a mess.

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Sand313man 10 points ago +10 / -0

Bro - silverhand absolutely shits on pc culture in one of the quests.

I think it’s the one where you track the communist troll.

I can’t remember the line exactly - but it’s fucking glorious.

This game is more based than you think.

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Sand313man 2 points ago +2 / -0

Tptb?

Anycase - as far as I’m concerned - that healthcare response team was efficient as fuck.

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trumpforeverandever 1 point ago +1 / -0

I mean in a way he's kinda right because the fuckton of females that have infested CDPR have done their best to put a lot of sjw crap in the game, especially about trannies and fags. And they even added fucking tarot cards, which these bitches think is actual science and swear their lives by. But on the other hand the based developers and writers put in some good stuff about the downfall of society due to megacorporations and that's pretty decent too...

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CisSiberianOrchestra 10 points ago +11 / -1

I bought myself a gaming PC about 2.5 years ago, and since then my XBox One has been collecting dust. The only time I've really used my XBox One was for Red Dead Redemption 2, which was a console exclusive at the time it was released.

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prayinpede 10 points ago +10 / -0

Also mods. Ill never play a platform elder scrolls or fallout game. The mods make them.so much better. Looks like cyberpunk will be the same. Also i dont get why game devs dont release mod kits for their games. Its literally free labor. An oblivion mod i played was basically how they changed the Skyrim leveling system except it still used character stats, but eliminated the need to focus so much on skills used when leveling, which i missed from skyrim. Perkus Maximus made Skyrims stats so much better it was just a pain to install for.a normie

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wholesomekangz100 -1 points ago +2 / -3

This game isn't going to get mod support like Bethesda games. After they "fix" this pile of shit that they just served, they are going to be working on the online mode. Don't expect any CreationEngine tier modding anytime soon.

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richmomz 4 points ago +4 / -0

This - do people really expect a next-gen game to run as well on a 7 year-old console as it does on a brand new PC? Just ditch the low-energy PotatoStation4 folks.

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SpezsWifesBoyfriend1 10 points ago +10 / -0

In what way? Being against predatory aspects of capitalism, like monopolies, isn't only a leftist stance.

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RussianAgent13 1 point ago +1 / -0

but greed is good

This sounds like something Mitt Romney would say. (only because Gordon Gecko isn't a real person)

I'm glad Trump disagrees with you and plans to start enforcing anti-trust laws again.

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richmomz 8 points ago +8 / -0

You couldn't be more wrong. It's a vision of the future where Trump never existed and globalist megacorporations control everything - the "good guys" in this story are libertarian-conservative types.

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richmomz 2 points ago +2 / -0

No, it’s saying globalist megacorporations are going to strip away everyone’s rights and try to control every element of our lives if we let them. We’re already witnessing the beginning stages of this cyberpunk world becoming real with “big tech” buying up media outlets, gathering up everyone’s info, tracking us, censoring conservative speech and relegating it to the fringes of the internet, etc.

The dystopia depicted in this game is the kind of world our grandkids will inhabit if we fail to push back against the globalist “corpos”.

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Mashiki 4 points ago +4 / -0

Contact CDPR themselves, they'll get you their refund.

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richmomz 2 points ago +2 / -0

It works great on modern hardware (I have it on PC and I love it) but I agree that folks trying to run this on older hardware got taken for a ride. CDPR should have been up front about this game really only being suitable for high-end PCs and new consoles (or at least sold the ps4/xbox versions at a steep discount).

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Sempiternus 15 points ago +16 / -1

I was thinking just until 2033, but I'll take 2077 too.

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prayinpede 10 points ago +11 / -1

150yrs old like Saburo Arakasa.

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LongDongDonald420x69 10 points ago +11 / -1

...Is Trump going to sign an EO to fix Cyberjank 2020?

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richmomz 2 points ago +2 / -0

Just ditch the PotatoStation 4 and join the PC master race, and all will be well.

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Sand313man 8 points ago +8 / -0

I wish I recorded it.

There was a line in this game on a side quest where you chasing some weird communist pretentious wannabe internet troll.

And Johnny silverhand absolutely shits on woke bullshit and cancel culture. In much cooler words.

Damn I wish I knew what he was going to say, or how to record. I never cared for recording games before.

But that line was glorious.

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donjongun 4 points ago +4 / -0

LOL I still haven't gotten to this part yet, but now I'm pumped to see this. I just did the Johnny Silverhand prologue, the music during that part was so freaking epic.

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Sand313man 3 points ago +3 / -0

Honestly I can’t remember even if it was that quest. Although that’s also funny.

But yeah silverhand - for an anarchist guy - completely shits on the left and their pc cancel culture bullshit - and hard in at least one super charged line.

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donjongun 2 points ago +2 / -0

I wonder if Keanu Reeves is based or not. I want to say that he is, given his silence on almost all controversial topics, but he also dated a tranny briefly, so idk lol, the guy is an enigma but I respect him nonetheless

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Sand313man 3 points ago +3 / -0

Yeah he is chilled man.

He doesn’t get along with Hollywood much. He does his own thing. Guns motorbikes, keeps to himself...

He had one buddy in Hollywood - river Phoenix and he died.

He is mostly apathetic to politics. But he’s a decent guy and I’m sure he sees a lot of the crazy.

He is just a “can’t we all just get along” type of guy - with a form of apprehension and some sadness from a lot of loss and also understands how lucky he is to be where he is.

Really is a humble guy as far as I can tell.

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Phoenix4th 2 points ago +2 / -0

Both GPU vendors, AMD and Nvidia have integrated recording programs in their Driver package.

Nvidia has Nvidia Share (previously known as Shadowplay) AMD has Instant Replay i think (?)

They are easy to use if enabled, as easy as pressing a single hotkey. Depending on your GPU give it a try.

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Sand313man 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yeah my GeForce thing has that.

But doesn’t work with cyberpunk. Not integrated or supported or something.

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FreeKyle2020 2 points ago +2 / -0

Here you go, ninja. i upresed the image. hope it looks ok. https://i.ibb.co/xhWyyWW/Uueib-Rj7-scale-4-00x.jpg

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Tom94 6 points ago +8 / -2

Dominion has more hacks than cyberpunk. CD project red didn't predict the future as well as they hoped.

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Shreddit 3 points ago +4 / -1

Dominion Cyberdecks: Made In China (TM) since 2025.

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Jarlason10 1 point ago +2 / -1

Swaps out enemies RAM for yours!

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Biden_Sniffs_Kids 6 points ago +6 / -0

Kek

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1st_Covfefe 4 points ago +4 / -0

Pre-order this before it gets preboonked!

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Homemade-Soap 3 points ago +3 / -0

Downloads CyberTrump on PS4.

It becomes PS7

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Grabber 3 points ago +3 / -0

“He burned down half the city just to prove he was right.”

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anewpatriot 1 point ago +1 / -0

Thank you!

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BenLurking 3 points ago +3 / -0

I heard they locked the genital customization tool settings to "best I've ever had" ....

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MudDog 3 points ago +3 / -0

You better start believin in a dystopian future, you're living in one!

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heinsightmedia 3 points ago +3 / -0

god damnit now i gotta make this on my game after work

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donjongun 3 points ago +3 / -0

Are consoles really experiencing as many bugs as people are complaining about? I went on the subreddit and it's just full of whining about bugs. I've been playing on PC with an RTX 2070 Super and it's been running like a champ. One thing I will admit is that the AI really fucking sucks.

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cbonez416 3 points ago +3 / -0

I love 2077. This meme is fantastic

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Shreddit 3 points ago +3 / -0

"Wake up samurai, your new task is to purge out ChiComs from Night City by any means possible."

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richmomz 2 points ago +2 / -0

I would pay for this DLC in a second!

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ILickStones-InFours 2 points ago +2 / -0

That bottom lip though

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DonaldGroundhogDay 2 points ago +2 / -0

Fucking hell yeah!

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alucard13mmfmj 2 points ago +2 / -0

Its a pity there are no rtx 20s or 30s lol. All video cards above gtx 10s are sold out or being sold at almost twice the price by scalpers and assholes.

No stock until feb... and even then, assholes and scalpers will snatch them up.

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Kojote 2 points ago +2 / -0

Please no penis glitch.

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PurplePunch36 2 points ago +2 / -0

He's from the future. I know it, you know it...everyone knows it folks. Confirmed time traveler.

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Mr_Beanths 2 points ago +2 / -0

BIG BECAUSE TRUE!

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donjongun 2 points ago +2 / -0

Is this a mod or something? I need be Trump-V on my next playthrough! LOL

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OfficerNasty 2 points ago +2 / -0

"Thanks for the yuge augments, Barron. You're the best at cyber!"

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cgiles98 2 points ago +2 / -0

I must have found my way back to яeddit somehow. KEK!

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Aaroncls 1 point ago +1 / -0

I'd pay some eddies for that, chooms.

pedes play on pc

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donjongun 1 point ago +1 / -0

WAKE THE FUCK UP, DEPLORABLES. WE HAVE A SWAMP TO DRAIN.

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Loiuzein 1 point ago +1 / -0

Gotta say 2020 instead of 77 you NERD

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The_Madhatter 1 point ago +2 / -1

The Don's weapon of choice: https://i.maga.host/PLeR1X7.png

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HyperCarbs 1 point ago +1 / -0

Runs great on PS4!

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Yakub 1 point ago +1 / -0

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8X2kIfS6fb8 Replace Night City with D.C.

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Well_Shave_MY_Taint 1 point ago +1 / -0

OhioRock3. GREAT JOB!

I have an idea... but no grafix tools handy...

Time to start tea bagging too...

All I have is an idea, could you ( or another grafix pede )...

we need to start sending the ‘cRATs and Rinos a polite, visual message that let’s them know millions of Patriots are on to ‘em, and can see what they are doing.

Maybe a graphic, something resembling that Yang money with the hole in it, and an American Eagle eye staring through and a hash tag like #WESEEIT,YOU_R_CANCELED (or similar)

Then we all print em up, and start sending em to one of ‘em via email, USPS, FED EX, UPS, courier, little kids for $10, whatever...

Pick one high profile office, put a call or two in to some of those dumb, lazy ass fake news local TV stations...

How ‘bout we start with “The Big Guy’s” home in Delaware?

Maybe include one (1) adult diaper and a cough drop...

Just spitballing here, but I would f’n A send one TODAY with my name and return address.

Let’s start peacefully and intelligently advancing the line!

And oh yeah, slap a TDW logo on there somewhere...

TAINT out

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Well_Shave_MY_Taint 1 point ago +1 / -0

Oooh! With it’s own box label?

https://packlane.com

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HumanCentipede 1 point ago +1 / -0

But did you bang Panam?

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MagaHippie88 1 point ago +2 / -1

Absolutely beautiful pede! <3 MAGA2020

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UF_BigUpsTrump 1 point ago +1 / -0

There's a higher quality version on Michael McLaughlin's ArtStation if you were looking for it :)

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The_Don_Wonton 1 point ago +2 / -1

Cyber Trump 2078!