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While in most cases it is not permanent, I'm not taking the chance.
Also, while i would never make fun of somebody who developes bells pallsy without taking the vaccine, i will make fun of the people who gave them bells palsy because they were afraid of a virus with a 99.7 percent survival rate.
So assuming if everyone of the 327,000,000 (I believe thats the US population) gets bell's palsy, then 16,350,000 people will never regain full motion.
Would need to see the percent of people who develop bells palsy after taking the vaccine.
I'm pretty surprised they didn't use some major soda there and dump sugar into it, soda is sugar water, and companies love making money and product placement.
Dude, the majority of women reading that will be terrified. Its like when a dude walks up to them and say:"Dont worry Im not a rapist" first thing they think is omg that guy is gonna rape me.
I don't know who needs to hear it, but Bell's Palsy causes lasting damage. Initially it presents like a stroke, but then the symptoms gradually wane over a few weeks (though never returning to pre-Bell's Palsy condition), then over the next few years it gets progressively worse and surgery is often needed to allow you to open your eyes.
My dad had a bout 5 years ago and has had two surgeries since and the droop is still getting worse.
and uncontrollable urges to drink sugar water
Like hummingbirds? 🐸
“ no facial expressions ) Literal NPC syndrome.
More.
So we have a choice between mild flu-like symptoms or facial paralysis? Tough call.
CNN: Why facial paralysis is a good thing!
One flu to go please!
Bell's palsy occurs at around 0.03% in the general population per year. In the Pfizer clinical trial it was 0.01%. Just fyi.
Yup. Pretty common.
Move along nothing to see here.
Ignore the fact that this clearly is doing fuckery to your NERVOUS SYSTEM
Just a little inflammatory response that pinches cranial nerves. Also, full body chills and extreme pain, no big deal!
so, Bell's Palsy, got it.
While in most cases it is not permanent, I'm not taking the chance.
Also, while i would never make fun of somebody who developes bells pallsy without taking the vaccine, i will make fun of the people who gave them bells palsy because they were afraid of a virus with a 99.7 percent survival rate.
95% of people with Bells Palsy regain full motion.
Which means 5% don’t, right?!
So assuming if everyone of the 327,000,000 (I believe thats the US population) gets bell's palsy, then 16,350,000 people will never regain full motion.
Would need to see the percent of people who develop bells palsy after taking the vaccine.
But I aint taking that shit.
I though this had to be a joke headline but noooo https://www.msn.com/en-us/health/medical/covid-19-vaccine-trials-report-cases-of-brief-facial-paralysis-thats-not-as-scary-as-it-sounds/ar-BB1bX41b
Fuck me. I was sure this headline was faked.
https://www.msn.com/en-us/health/medical/covid-19-vaccine-trials-report-cases-of-brief-facial-paralysis-thats-not-as-scary-as-it-sounds/ar-BB1bX41b
Look on the bright side, your face is covered anyway! smh
You don’t need a functional face anymore.
NPC 🤡🌍
https://metvcdn.metv.com/DV0IO-1506967454-9959-list_items-twilight-zone-eye-of-the-beholder.gif
In unrelated news, FDA approves generically engineered pigs for use as organ transplants and food.
D=
https://youtu.be/PyTt5TapRa8
Pretty much.
thought the same. has to be where the came up with the idea for the episode years ago. uncanny.
When do we arrest the board of usa today and close them for spreading Charlie propaganda?
I'm pretty surprised they didn't use some major soda there and dump sugar into it, soda is sugar water, and companies love making money and product placement.
Now the media is telling us what is scary and not scary.
It's going to be easy to identify those who have had the vaccine!
I can here the REEE now..
xer: Why won't you DATE ME?!?!?!?!
dude: Uh because half your face is falling off!!!
xer: DROOPY FACES MATTER BIGOT!!!!!!!
Leave it to msm to normalize any fucking thing!
Kekest
(and that's a good thing, here's why: )
Which vaccine is this?
Yeah, I think I'll pass all the same...
Imagine what the long-term effects are!
Awesome, a Slither reference! GREAT JOB!
Dude, the majority of women reading that will be terrified. Its like when a dude walks up to them and say:"Dont worry Im not a rapist" first thing they think is omg that guy is gonna rape me.
"not as scary".....ha ha ha ha....hilarious...
I don't know who needs to hear it, but Bell's Palsy causes lasting damage. Initially it presents like a stroke, but then the symptoms gradually wane over a few weeks (though never returning to pre-Bell's Palsy condition), then over the next few years it gets progressively worse and surgery is often needed to allow you to open your eyes.
My dad had a bout 5 years ago and has had two surgeries since and the droop is still getting worse.