699 () 🐂💩 BULLSHIT💩🐂 posted 80 days ago by TXMoneyMatt +700 / -1 33 comments share 33 comments share save hide report block hide child comments Comments (33) sorted by: top new old worst ▲ 21 ▼ – Zadok 21 points 80 days ago +21 / -0 That would be clockwise in the northern hemisphere and counter-clockwise in the southern hemisphere. If you are on the equator just sit this one out. permalink save report block reply ▲ 9 ▼ – BasedInFact 9 points 80 days ago +9 / -0 Science! permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 4 ▼ – WU_HAN_FRU 4 points 80 days ago +4 / -0 Careful. Don't tip it over. (lefty-voter "science"). permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 9 ▼ – sgt_richard 9 points 80 days ago +9 / -0 We need 4chan to get people to fart in a jar to save the planet. permalink save report block reply ▲ 6 ▼ – ObongoForPrison2020 6 points 80 days ago +7 / -1 You know every stupid liberal on the planet will be carrying their own personal far jar within a month. permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 5 ▼ – BasedInFact 5 points 80 days ago +5 / -0 I can seriously, no exaggeration, picture this exact scenario. "What, you don't carry a fart jar?!?!? You just want to see the planet burn! I hope you die!!!!" permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 2 ▼ – ObongoForPrison2020 2 points 80 days ago +4 / -2 I am a very gassy person. If someone said this to me, I would deliberately turn my back to them and just fart as loudly as I could, as closely as I could to their face. I would have no shame. I would laugh while doing. permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 2 ▼ – BasedInFact 2 points 80 days ago +2 / -0 Base in their face! permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 2 ▼ – WU_HAN_FRU 2 points 80 days ago +2 / -0 yoU doN'T CaRe aBoUt OtHers! permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 8 ▼ – Trumperette1 8 points 80 days ago +8 / -0 That's a solution I can support wholeheartedly.. permalink save report block reply ▲ 8 ▼ – zaowood 8 points 80 days ago +8 / -0 More effective than the Paris Accord. permalink save report block reply ▲ 7 ▼ – AsaNisiMAGA 7 points 80 days ago +7 / -0 The Benis Accord permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 7 ▼ – Christineblaseyford 7 points 80 days ago +7 / -0 This type of ant-trans sentiment will not be tolerated, there are plenty of women with dicks. Bigot! permalink save report block reply ▲ 6 ▼ – Numpties 6 points 80 days ago +6 / -0 I will have my woman assist ... permalink save report block reply ▲ 4 ▼ – deleted 4 points 80 days ago +4 / -0 ▲ 4 ▼ – BasedInFact 4 points 80 days ago +4 / -0 They're not all like Big Mike, y'know. permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 3 ▼ – chelmer8 3 points 80 days ago +3 / -0 In 3.....2.....1...GO! permalink save report block reply ▲ 2 ▼ – WesternCarnival 2 points 80 days ago +2 / -0 Im spent permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 3 ▼ – mostooge 3 points 80 days ago +3 / -0 I hope it's not considered a micro-aggression. permalink save report block reply ▲ 3 ▼ – Wyzer 3 points 80 days ago +3 / -0 They need a song to be made about it, for DickAide 2021 "We are the twirl, we have a scrotum!" permalink save report block reply ▲ 2 ▼ – WesternCarnival 2 points 80 days ago +2 / -0 We use out hands to spin the totem. permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 2 ▼ – TEXinLA 2 points 80 days ago +2 / -0 And the Dark Ages begins... permalink save report block reply ▲ 2 ▼ – deleted 2 points 80 days ago +2 / -0 ▲ 2 ▼ – ThickCheney 2 points 80 days ago +2 / -0 I’ll be spinning for two ;) permalink save report block reply ▲ 2 ▼ – deleted 2 points 80 days ago +2 / -0 ▲ 1 ▼ – ohamitired 1 point 80 days ago +1 / -0 Sounds like something from Rick and Morty. permalink save report block reply ▲ 1 ▼ – jts1 1 point 80 days ago +1 / -0 For the less than 6 inch men, you can sit this one out, let the big dick daddies handle this! permalink save report block reply ▲ 1 ▼ – blinddoggy 1 point 80 days ago +1 / -0 Dicks Across America! permalink save report block reply ▲ 1 ▼ – 00Gonzo 1 point 80 days ago +1 / -0 He didn’t mention trans-men! Bigot! permalink save report block reply ▲ 1 ▼ – BuckPitts2 1 point 80 days ago +1 / -0 Settled science permalink save report block reply ▲ 1 ▼ – deleted 1 point 80 days ago +1 / -0 ▲ 1 ▼ – Pleepleus 1 point 80 days ago +1 / -0 But if we all sweat from exertion wont we make the planet super tropical? permalink save report block reply ▲ 1 ▼ – BasedInFact 1 point 80 days ago +1 / -0 That's what air conditioning is for. Duh. permalink parent save report block reply
That would be clockwise in the northern hemisphere and counter-clockwise in the southern hemisphere. If you are on the equator just sit this one out.
Science!
Careful. Don't tip it over. (lefty-voter "science").
We need 4chan to get people to fart in a jar to save the planet.
You know every stupid liberal on the planet will be carrying their own personal far jar within a month.
I can seriously, no exaggeration, picture this exact scenario.
"What, you don't carry a fart jar?!?!? You just want to see the planet burn! I hope you die!!!!"
I am a very gassy person. If someone said this to me, I would deliberately turn my back to them and just fart as loudly as I could, as closely as I could to their face. I would have no shame. I would laugh while doing.
Base in their face!
yoU doN'T CaRe aBoUt OtHers!
That's a solution I can support wholeheartedly..
More effective than the Paris Accord.
The Benis Accord
This type of ant-trans sentiment will not be tolerated, there are plenty of women with dicks. Bigot!
I will have my woman assist ...
They're not all like Big Mike, y'know.
In 3.....2.....1...GO!
Im spent
I hope it's not considered a micro-aggression.
They need a song to be made about it, for DickAide 2021
"We are the twirl, we have a scrotum!"
We use out hands to spin the totem.
And the Dark Ages begins...
I’ll be spinning for two ;)
Sounds like something from Rick and Morty.
For the less than 6 inch men, you can sit this one out, let the big dick daddies handle this!
Dicks Across America!
He didn’t mention trans-men! Bigot!
Settled science
But if we all sweat from exertion wont we make the planet super tropical?
That's what air conditioning is for.
Duh.