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Lions4Trump 5 points ago +5 / -0

Yeah it’s 25 million dollars

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artman33 4 points ago +4 / -0

No

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artman33 4 points ago +4 / -0

No

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artman33 4 points ago +4 / -0

No

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DairyBoy 4 points ago +4 / -0

No

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DairyBoy 2 points ago +2 / -0

No

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DairyBoy 2 points ago +2 / -0

No

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TheEnclave89 2 points ago +2 / -0

No

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TheEnclave89 2 points ago +2 / -0

No

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NeverCommunism 3 points ago +3 / -0

Does it have to be her body? Could I pull off her wig and fap with it? Does that count?! I could do that for a cool mil.

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Gadaffi [S] 3 points ago +3 / -0

I forgot to mention you also get to wear a Trump wig and a MAGA hat whist performing said deed.

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QuestGiver 3 points ago +3 / -0

This feels like the meme with the guy sweating about which button to press.

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blacksmith21 3 points ago +3 / -0

Can I wear an Oculus?

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Under25BMI 3 points ago +3 / -0

I'd suck Michelle Obama's Dick for $25 million.

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hodlmybeer 3 points ago +3 / -0

You sure you could handle that hog?

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MrMcGreenGenes 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'd find someone to do it for $100k and keep the rest.

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Sacralplex 2 points ago +2 / -0

Does her vajayjay have predator teeth?

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TheEnclave89 1 point ago +1 / -0

No.

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Mrsattorney 1 point ago +1 / -0

πŸ˜„πŸ˜„πŸ˜„πŸ˜„

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thesas 1 point ago +1 / -0

Holy shit the stink comes thru digitally

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Basement_Dweller 1 point ago +1 / -0

I bet she has worms crawling out of her p*ssy.

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RedneckLawyer 1 point ago +1 / -0

That’s a lot of money...

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Wiggims 1 point ago +1 / -0

If I could do it with a rusty screwdriver.

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7.62swinebuster 1 point ago +1 / -0

Pretty sure beastiality is illegal

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boonjosh 1 point ago +1 / -0

considering in 6 months a gallon of milk is gonna cost 25 bucks.

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smartass 1 point ago +1 / -0

Can I wear an all-over rubber suit? Even after the $1m I'd spend in therapy I'd still be $24m ahead... so yeah.

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Spezcuck 1 point ago +1 / -0

id rather die of starvation

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Landline 1 point ago +1 / -0

Who would be the fluffer? She would have to be good. Also, would I have to perform to completion?

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ChyNahAzzWhole 1 point ago +1 / -0

why did a chicom spy have to, like one did to Swallowswell?

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Bravo1 1 point ago +1 / -0

Buying My Pillow brb!

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Rylan 1 point ago +1 / -0

For 25 million? yes

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togger 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yes

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loooooof 0 points ago +1 / -1

Would I have to suck her dick?

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josepy 0 points ago +1 / -1

What sex is it. I’m hetero.