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MAGA-Man 19 points ago +19 / -0

“30 days to flatten the curve...”

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GoingCamaro 16 points ago +16 / -0

5 billion years to flatten the curve.

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Unvbama 7 points ago +7 / -0

Well that escalated quickly

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Deplorable_Yankee 6 points ago +6 / -0

5 Billion seems low. Better make it 10 billion to be sure.

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Bluestorm83 2 points ago +2 / -0

What's really cool is that on any sufficiently large timetable, all curves become basically flat lines! Take all deaths from Covid, and expand that timetable back to 1776. We've got a pretty sharp spike toward the end, but basically over all that time Covid is a non-issue. Now let's take all deaths from... let's say... everything. And make the Time Table... the age of the universe times 10 to the ten billionth power. Well SHIT, look at that, we've solved death! Problem solved, let's lose the fag mask and go back to being Homo Sapiens Sapiens (haven't deserved that name for quite a time, if you ask me.)