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presde34 216 points ago +216 / -0

Last I recall President Elects dont do shit

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GarudaDarkblack 79 points ago +79 / -0

But I do. In fact, I got a 100% approval rating from people I polled on my most recent shit. May do it again tomorrow.

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Cuzyoudbeinjail 30 points ago +30 / -0

I approve as I take my 100% approved shit.

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suckmycorona 13 points ago +13 / -0

Sometimes I don't have time for approval. I mean shit happens.

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Antenna 1 point ago +1 / -0

As you take your shit I don't give a shit.

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Serioussurfaholic 15 points ago +15 / -0

Well technically Biden is so full of shit he really gets at least 163.7% approval. I heard that from 5 sources familiar with his thinking, plus 3 sources familiar with Dr Jill's thinking.

So this poll is deboonked. And Dispooted.

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Bedminster 12 points ago +12 / -0

Lat I recall this dementia patient is not president elect but a fraud.

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Lurkers4Trump 9 points ago +9 / -0

Beijing Biden doing absolutely nothing is the best job he could ever hope to do, when it comes to Americans. Naturally, it would appear his approval rating matches that.

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Apex-Bpex 4 points ago +4 / -0

Must have polled my half wit father in law

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basedblatriot 110 points ago +110 / -0

Doesn’t even try anymore. 60 percent of who??

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TimeToHang2020 74 points ago +74 / -0

lol %60 of the people that showed up to hear him speak recently... so like.... 9 people.

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JiggsawCalrissian 21 points ago +21 / -0

I like this explanation the best

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dennis_nedry 9 points ago +9 / -0

60% of 9 people doesn't add up tho, But they probably used Dominion so I guess that's a valid explanation.

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isellmacs2 6 points ago +6 / -0

Naw Joe was the 10th person in the poll. He was one of the 4 to disapprove.

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VoteCyborgTrump2040 3 points ago +3 / -0

And they were all staffers.

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Kraznaya 14 points ago +14 / -0

There's no reason for anyone to still believe any poll. The fact that people keep citing them is telling.

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AntsCamera 5 points ago +5 / -0

60% of r/politics, most of them asked weren't even Americans and just enjoy watching us burn.

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GodSpeedTrump 2 points ago +2 / -0

His family

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remember1776 2 points ago +2 / -0

60% of the CNN staff

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Apersonofinterest 63 points ago +63 / -0

HAHAHAHAHAHA damn. Who’s a good President Elect? YOU ARE JOE! Yes you arrrrrrre. pat pat

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Alpinix 12 points ago +12 / -0

The thumbnail of him smiling goes perfectly with this comment. I bet his staffers give him yogurt lid medals every night before bed. "For being such a good president-elect."

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AaronJ333 50 points ago +50 / -0

What fucking job?? A 9 person rally at a haunted warehouse in Ga?? Or getting tripped by his based ass dog in the shower?? Or spitting fucking loogies all over the podium during his fake ass “I’m the pretend president speech”??

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AntsCamera 10 points ago +10 / -0

If he wasn't trying to mount the dog he would not have slipped" pulling his tail"

.

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shbuc73 35 points ago +35 / -0

Fucking clown world.....

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TheKingOL 6 points ago +7 / -1

Klown world, with a big, fat capital K.

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TwitterIsTrash 27 points ago +27 / -0

He literally doesn’t even have a job. LOL

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litux 12 points ago +12 / -0

This is like when Obama was nominated for the Nobel Peace Prize before even doing anything.

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Musicbymuzak 6 points ago +6 / -0

Results courtesy of dominion

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Ghostof_PatrickHenry 23 points ago +23 / -0

Is this real?

What in the actual fuck?

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regollyek 24 points ago +24 / -0

The Hill is neo-con trash, they're worse than Fox.

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Ghostof_PatrickHenry 1 point ago +1 / -0

I’m referring to the headline.

Who thought this was an appropriate thing to print? Just makes them all look like assholes.

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Fabius 2 points ago +2 / -0

100% agree.

Also need to seize airports to prevent escape.

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GrizzlyHash 14 points ago +14 / -0

Yeah, 60% of Democrats. Lmao

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Nice_n_tangy 11 points ago +11 / -0

How could they only manage 60% approval of his fake job in their fake poll? That's 2 out of 5 disapproving.

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Kameltoe 4 points ago +4 / -0

Don't worry, they will soon be interrogated and sent for re-education.

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Aldoraine007 10 points ago +10 / -0

Lol this can’t be real. This is hilariously dumb.

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JMaN 3 points ago +3 / -0

It makes perfect sense after you realize they are all traitors working for China, other countries, various billionaires, and other interests.

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DaveMastor 9 points ago +9 / -0

Wellll... it was one Person that they called 10 times, and after the 6th time, they got angry and stopped approving. That's pretty standard for any counts involving Biden.

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brogarn 7 points ago +7 / -0

Today he put on socks! They had dogs on them! ISN'T HE AMAZING?!?!

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oshead 6 points ago +6 / -0

It's fooling the normies. Easy to fool those that are already brainwashed.

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Space_Force 5 points ago +5 / -0

60% of the time, Democrats cheat 100% of the time.

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Scumbag-reddit 4 points ago +4 / -0

What job?

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SALTFREEPOETRY 4 points ago +4 / -0

well, they say..... earth is a spinning ball shooting thru space at 66,600 mph around a sun going 550,000 mph inside a magic vacuum that doesn't seem to suck the earths air out in just a single second because magic gravity,

and earth has humans, which of course evolved from dirt, and then became fish, then monkeys... but of course no monkeys are turning into humans, and oil, is just fossil fuel, from magic dinosaurs, which are not completely fake and made up fantasy to perpetuate the scarcity of oil.... and loot humanity ...

. and of course, this election was completely legitimate......... sadly.. we live on a world of mostly ignorant brainwashed fools.

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Lowersidecustoms 4 points ago +4 / -0

I'm fucking dying 🤣. 60% approve of his waiting in the basement to not be president

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sblaze 4 points ago +4 / -0

i mean, even IF that were true, which is not, cause hes not the president elect, thats not a number to be proud of lmao

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mariox 3 points ago +3 / -0

Who did they poll? Dead people?

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JoeyTheKidSniffer 3 points ago +3 / -0

They took a poll of his new cabinet members. 40% of them don't approve.

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Saigunx 3 points ago +3 / -0

Xiden literally hasn't done anything

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basedBlumpkin 3 points ago +3 / -0

If inaugurated it's going to be 4 years of Biden is the most amazing, liked, effective President in modern history. So prepare yourselves.

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suitcasegate 3 points ago +3 / -0

Did Dominion tally the votes?

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Wa10kin 3 points ago +3 / -0

course! That old man in a home where he can get a proper dose of Covid.

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ShiterallyLaking 2 points ago +2 / -0

What job? lmao

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ltpayne 2 points ago +2 / -0

what the hell is going on here.. are people really that fukin stupid? I guess since I don't watch the msm garbage, I don't have to see fantasies like this but still..

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FRENS 2 points ago +2 / -0

Why the fuck would anyone believe a poll anymore... if they ever did to begin with?

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PatriotPepe 2 points ago +2 / -0

What has he done!?! What's next a Nobel Peace Price for his job as president -elect?

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VoterIDMatters 2 points ago +2 / -0

is it a job tho

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Fasteddie8 2 points ago +2 / -0

NEW POLL: 70% of the media has sucked off Joe and 25% are waiting for Obama to give his blessings.

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Alpha_plus 2 points ago +2 / -0

What job? Lol

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thelastlast 2 points ago +2 / -0

I feel like I am rapidly going insane but my life still seems normal so that cant be true.

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artman33 2 points ago +2 / -0

Job?

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45squared 2 points ago +2 / -0

What job is he doing? I mean he nails the fraudster president-elect role, but seriously, what has he done? These people approve of him just existing?

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colers 2 points ago +2 / -0

They don't do shit because they can't do shit, dipshits. Only once they have been officially elected by Congress do they even get the legal permission to make international calls.

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TheTuckerDiaries 2 points ago +2 / -0

Sadly they are fooling many still

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Deplorablechump1213 2 points ago +2 / -0

If I had water in my mouth, I would have just spit it out when I clicked on this. HYSTERICAL!! Thanks pede, I needed the laugh.

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that_guy_pming_tits 2 points ago +2 / -0

What has he done as president-not-elected, exactly?

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Pax11B 2 points ago +2 / -0

Shit you not but I immediately grinned because I thought it was the Babylon bee

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aveydey 2 points ago +2 / -0

Probably fooling about 100,000,000 braindead Americans and everyone in Europe.

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AntsCamera 2 points ago +2 / -0

He is doing a great job walking upright and muttering a few words.

Honk Honk

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LaurenDS 2 points ago +2 / -0

Is this satire?! What the actual fuck. Also that dudes fake as smile is 🤮🤢