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MrMcGreenGenes 9 points ago +9 / -0

Dolezal? Like Rachel? That photo ID tho, what is that, graffiti for ants?

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FactsOverFeelings 2 points ago +2 / -0

Bummer of a name. Any relation would be kinda damning, but even GEOTUS has a cousin or something that says he's in it for himself. AS IF.

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4more 2 points ago +2 / -0

I don’t see how they can match photo Id signature. No ones turns out properly at the dmv.

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MrMcGreenGenes 2 points ago +2 / -0

I had to respond to a request to re-verify mine several years ago. Been all good since then, except being able to verify my votes have been counted correctly here in WA. Ballot can be tracked online until flagged as Accepted, but that's it.

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bahhumbugger 1 point ago +1 / -0

The Meme Magic is misfiring on this one, getting cross feeds

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GlacialSpeed 7 points ago +8 / -1

They already caught them saying the system kicked out too many for not matching, so they just turned down the threshold for what was considered a match in the software.

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regenerondon 6 points ago +6 / -0

I even got caught forging my moms signature in elementary school

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JonathanE 1 point ago +1 / -0

I only got caught after I'd forged about a dozen sick notes to school, and that was only because my mother actually wrote one - it just didn't match the previous ones :)

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JonathanE 2 points ago +2 / -0

that thought did occur to me, but it was posted in, I didn't get a chance to intercept :)

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HowManyLumpsDoYaWant 4 points ago +4 / -0

When we used to have real polling locations in my county, I had to sign it legibly using my middle name because my voter registration contained my middle name. H T F does this pass?

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wannabepede 4 points ago +4 / -0

Hawaiian judge sees no problem here

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WU_HAN_FRU 3 points ago +3 / -0

"Dolezal."

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alfredbester 3 points ago +3 / -0

I can't even match my own signature. The whole idea is absurd.

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LoobintheToobin 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yup that random squiggle looks good to me! s/

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hurricaneduane 1 point ago +1 / -0

I'll bet that was one of the "closest" matches! FFS, what is going on in our country? How can anyone from Planet Earth be expected to believe that this 78 yo, washed up, scared shitless-47 year career politician, who's claims to fame is sniffing little girls' hair whilst grabbing their tits, could possibly EVER be voted to be the POTUSA? IT COULD NOT HAPPEN!!!!!!!! And it did not happen. Sorry folks, either you surrender with your hands up, or there's going to be an awful lot of HELL TO PAY! You know it, we know it and Bob Dole knows it!

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POWESHOW 0 points ago +1 / -1

It’s like fuck, if THAT passes authentication what the fuck isn’t passing authentication? A paw print?