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JohnBarron 225 points ago +227 / -2

These deaths are on Kemp I hope the motherfucker hasn't slept a minute over the past month.

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CowForCow 113 points ago +114 / -1

I’m sure he thinks that it’s just business, I’m sure he feels bad for his daughter but she can always find a new man.

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IGotAName 77 points ago +77 / -0

An Chinese man even!

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CowForCow 69 points ago +69 / -0

“Sweetheart I’m so sorry about the incident with you last boyfriend, but I think it’s time for you to move on and start looking for a new man. I’ve even met a nice boy I’d like you to meet, very handsome, from a wonderful family. His name is Ping Lau.”

“Dad it haven’t even been 45 min”