Please, she was a complete skank in her younger years.

Supposedly wreaked of b.o. Probably had a full bush from hip to hip.

Bad breath, horrible teeth, terrible fashion sense, irritating cackling laugh...

She pretended to be preppy when she was First Lady, but she couldn't pull it off... that's because she's always been a vicious, diabolical 3rd wave feminist.

I hate the bitch.