From the desk of Brad Raffensperger
On the tail of the most secure election in our nation's history, I James O'Sullivan have decided to end my life due to Covid 19, please make a note of it for accuracy. My investigation into the accidental death of Harrison Deal has concluded that he was distracted by a Donald Trump speach about election fraud, and mistakenly shifted from 5th gear to 2nd gear resulting in the common occurance of cataclysmic explosion in the radiator. The antifreeze used in Harrison's vehicle was not diluted to 50/50 which led to minor explosion that ejected the engine block 20 meters from the crash. The mostly peaceful ensuing inferno that resulted in the frame of the car melting was due to a large amount of Wendy's hot chili sauce packets accumulated in his passenger side door. I was, however, able to confirm that with his last breath he asserted the validity of the Georgia presidential election results. In lieu of flowers, please reject governor Kemp's signature audit. It may look like there are two bullet wounds to the back of my head, but independent fact checkers have disputed this claim.
Yours legitimately, James O'Sullivan
Sounds accurate to me. No fact check required. ✔