Also, there are dozens of federal law enforcement agencies he could use ranging from prominent Homeland Security police agencies such as the based Border Patrol and ICE, to the civilian police of of the various military branches, to oddballs like the Treasury’s IRS police, etc.
The DOJ! Oh wait.
Any judge! Oh wait.
scream about it on r3ddit! oh wait.
Hawaii Judge rules cash or certified cashiers check only
Send it to Gina at the CIA, Oh wait.
Lindsey Graham. Oh wait.
Trump can bypass the leadership at those orgs...
Also, there are dozens of federal law enforcement agencies he could use ranging from prominent Homeland Security police agencies such as the based Border Patrol and ICE, to the civilian police of of the various military branches, to oddballs like the Treasury’s IRS police, etc.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Federal_law_enforcement_in_the_United_States
Pompeo’s State Department police would just love the opportunity snatch up some Chinese spies / traitors.
If we put a door pull on his laptop, maybe they'd send some agents to investigate it.